You know what really grinds my gears?

[muppet]

"Here here". What do people think they're saying when they type that?

The opposite the there, there?

I was going to say that, without the typo

Their, their.

[ziggysego]

"Here here". What do people think they're saying when they type that?

The opposite the there, there?

I was going to say that, without the typo

Their, their.

Can't believe ewe'd hide behind a keyboard like that. Cum out from wear ever your hiding.

[Croí na hÉireann]

Fast food leaflets/menus being dropped through letterbox. Getting silly now the amount being delivered.

Time to get yourself a no junkmail sign. We held off until herself couldn't take it anymore and decided to put the sticker on the letterbox. The hoors actually respect it, junk mail has decreased by about 90% I'd say.

[laoislad]

Fast food leaflets/menus being dropped through letterbox. Getting silly now the amount being delivered.

Always good to have a Dominos or Four Star Pizza leaflet handy though.

[pintsofguinness]

Fast food leaflets/menus being dropped through letterbox. Getting silly now the amount being delivered.

Always good to have a Dominos or Four Star Pizza leaflet handy though.

We get loads too, get discount vouchers and all - the bad thing is they're ALWAYS for pizza places! (why is that?) - I dont like pizza! 

[maggie]

Finding rotten currants/raisins in my lovely apple and cinnamon muffin. 

[Franko]

Huffing women.

'What's wrong with you?'
'Nothing.'
'Why are you so quiet?'
'Just.'
'So there's nothing wrong?'
'No.'
'OK'
'Well it's just... bla bla feckin bla...'

Ah fer f**k sake...

[ziggysego]

You shouldn't have asked.

[isourboydownyet]

everytime ronnie o'sullivan plays a snooker tournament he says he's going to quit,well f**king quit or shut your mouth!

[4father]

everytime ronnie o'sullivan plays a snooker tournament he says he's going to quit,well f**king quit or shut your mouth!

Agreed, loves acting a buck!

[laoislad]

Huffing women.

'What's wrong with you?'
'Nothing.'
'Why are you so quiet?'
'Just.'
'So there's nothing wrong?'
'No.'
'OK'
'Well it's just... bla bla feckin bla...'

Ah fer f**k sake...

You shouldn't have asked.

The thing is Ziggy if you don't ask then you are told you don't care enough..
You just can't win.

[4father]

When you ask your woman if she wants any food on.  to which the reply is no.

then when you sit down to eat your feed she picks away at it.  FFS!!!!!!

BASTARDS!!!!!

[5 Sams]

When you ask your woman if she wants any food on.  to which the reply is no.

then when you sit down to eat your feed she picks away at it.  FFS!!!!!!

b**tards!!!!!

Especially the chips...."are you sure you dont want anything from the chip shop....positive???"fcukers

[gawa316]

When the toilet seat doesn't stay up by itself, which means you have to hold it with one hand, which can lead to many a mishap in the other hand.

The only thing worse than this is, when the toilet seat stays up until you are in full flow then decides to come down taking the toilet lid with it...pish everywhere!!!!

[Bord na Mona man]

When the toilet seat doesn't stay up by itself, which means you have to hold it with one hand, which can lead to many a mishap in the other hand.

The only thing worse than this is, when the toilet seat stays up until you are in full flow then decides to come down taking the toilet lid with it...pish everywhere!!!!

Or even worse, when the seat won't stay up and the door of the toilet has no lock and won't stay closed.
You end up looking like the Karate Kid.