You know what really grinds my gears?

[ludermor]

Fucl it i have no will made! Puck you can have my good big toe

[Puckoon]

How about the ludormor? You'd need to give that to someone before you go.

Not that I want it.

[ludermor]

 
ill put that on ebay

[Tony Baloney]

This mornings black ice.  Jesus it was serious, nearly put the car in the hedge about 5 times, hen when I got to the road where the offices are, it could not be driven up.  Did a massive detour to come in from the other side only to do a full circle and end up at the bottom of the road again!  By the time I got round though it was gritted by some good neighbours so alls well that ends well.  Half an hour late for work mind you.

The roads were nuts this morning. The wee lads bus driver said he hasn't seen them as bad in years. The roads looked grand but everyone was driving slowly past our house. When I got out the front door I knew all about it. Had to climb the hill on the school run in first gear. Hope they're better tomorrow.

[The Real Laoislad]

Nearly taking my eye out with the claw of a hammer

[ludermor]

It would be easier using the claw than the head

[Onion Bag]

People who throw bread out on the street for the birds, and they never throw it outside their own house, its always mine and someone elses  its only going to gather Rats or Mice, the birds dont even f**king eat it 

[gerrykeegan]

eating all the right stuff then getting your cholosterol results and your gone to 5.7 and you have to give something else up.

[SidelineKick]

Jeremy Kyle.

Pete Snodden continuously saying "such is life"

On Cool FM on "Guess what" whent hey say part of the word for the clue!!!! Stupid dicks.  Example:

"Its something you blow up if someone was staying at your house"

"A blow up bed?"

"Corrrrrrect" S T U P I D   W A N K E R

[The Real Laoislad]

Lou Macari is there a worse co-commentator?
Actually Setanta's commentry is awful across the board

[leenie]

being bored out of me skull!!!!!!

[Treasurer]

Christmas shopping without a clue what to get!

[maggie]

People who say/write 'Happy Xmas'.

[ziggysego]

Me too maggie. Feckin' hate it.

[Tony Baloney]

People who say/write 'Happy Xmas'.

What exactly is the problem with this? I've seen Zig moaning about this before.