Things that make you go What the F**k?

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illdecide

Quote from: Dire Ear on September 05, 2019, 08:29:10 PM
Any one see a video of a dog eating part of a man who's being held down by others? Even typing that is ... wtf

Yip a fella from work sent it to me yesterday...holy sweet f**k. People are sick in the head
I can swim a little but i can't fly an inch

Dire Ear

Quote from: illdecide on September 06, 2019, 10:06:42 AM
Quote from: Dire Ear on September 05, 2019, 08:29:10 PM
Any one see a video of a dog eating part of a man who's being held down by others? Even typing that is ... wtf

Yip a fella from work sent it to me yesterday...holy sweet f**k. People are sick in the head
Would love to know what he was accused of/caught doing to get that


seafoid

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/09/12/coffee-spill-caused-passenger-plane-turn-around-midway-atlantic

A flight crew's reluctance to use cup holders in the cockpit caused a passenger plane to be turned around midway across the Atlantic after coffee was spilled over the aircraft's radio controls, a report has found.

A 49-year-old pilot was taking 326 passengers from Frankfurt in Germany to Cancun in Mexico on February 6 this year.

At 4.20pm, when the aircraft was west of Ireland over the North Atlantic Ocean, the pilot put his coffee on a tray table as he carried out checks.

The Air Accident Investigations Branch (AAIB) stated in its report that crew did not like using the holders supplied because the cups were too small, making it difficult to get them in or out.

As a result, the cup, containing the hot beverage, was knocked into the pilot's lap and some liquid splashed onto the control panel.

It immediately caused the public address announcements system to fail, but 40 minutes later the unit became very hot and a burning electrical smell started to fill the cockpit.

An hour after the initial spillage, the unit had failed and became so hot that one of the buttons melted, but by this stage the flight was almost half way across the Atlantic.

The pilot, with more than 13,000 hours of experience, decided he had to turn around and diverted to Shannon in the Republic of Ireland.

It landed in Ireland without further incident and the fumes and smoke had not caused any harm.
"f**k it, just score"- Donaghy   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbxG2WwVRjU

Denn Forever

Better than crashing over the Atlantic.

Surprised liquids are allowed in Cockpit.
I have more respect for a man
that says what he means and
means what he says...

Ball Hopper

I understand that not everyone knows details of our little island, but these guys think Ireland is a city...

https://www.rte.ie/lifestyle/food/2019/0913/1075689-ireland-named-as-second-most-expensive-city-for-coffee-in-europe/


except its RTE FFS!!!

armaghniac

Quote from: Ball Hopper on September 13, 2019, 03:52:28 PM
I understand that not everyone knows details of our little island, but these guys think Ireland is a city...

https://www.rte.ie/lifestyle/food/2019/0913/1075689-ireland-named-as-second-most-expensive-city-for-coffee-in-europe/


except its RTE FFS!!!

Sure you only get this fancy coffee in Dublin anyway.
If at first you don't succeed, then goto Plan B

Ball Hopper

Quote from: Ball Hopper on September 13, 2019, 03:52:28 PM
I understand that not everyone knows details of our little island, but these guys think Ireland is a city...

https://www.rte.ie/lifestyle/food/2019/0913/1075689-ireland-named-as-second-most-expensive-city-for-coffee-in-europe/


except its RTE FFS!!!

Proof that RTE read these hallowed pages...main article heading now changed  to "...most expensive country..."

armaghniac

If at first you don't succeed, then goto Plan B

Windmill abu

Police are unlikely to recover the toilet as they have nothing to go on.
Never underestimate the power of complaining

Orior

Cover me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians

armaghniac

Quote from: Orior on September 15, 2019, 02:53:12 PM
Less of the toilet humour.

I think the Dublin county board bought it to celebrate the Golden Jacks. 
If at first you don't succeed, then goto Plan B

RedHand88

Quote from: armaghniac on September 15, 2019, 03:13:41 PM
Quote from: Orior on September 15, 2019, 02:53:12 PM
Less of the toilet humour.

I think the Dublin county board bought it to celebrate the Golden Jacks.

Waaaaaayyyyyy!!!

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