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 Whatever about the GPA Brolly is the only one actually getting paid for all of this. Very few make more than he does from his association with our Association. His hypocracy is staggering.

 Hail Jonesie,

full of peace,

the Lord is with thee,

blessed art thou among Gaels

and blessed is the fruit of thy womb Croker,

Holy Jeysus,

Mother of God!

Lay in to those sinners,

Now and at the hour of our violation,

Amen.

  Announcing the Massey Ferguson Supreme Champions of the Universe?

There will be 4 Quadrant Galaxy Championships:

Kerrygold Sagittarius Dwarf Championship ( clubs from Munster and one of the Blaskets )

Stubbs Gazette Andromeda Galaxy Championship ( clubs from Connacht and Inisboffin )

Findus Black Eye Galaxy Championship ( clubs from Ulster and the Isle of Skye )

and finally

Evening Herald Helix Galaxy Championship ( clubs from Leinster and Antarctica )

A GAA spokesman said today that "Einstein's Theory of Relativity would sort out any scheduling problems ( take a bow Prof Mickey Harte ) as time would slow down for those travelling to play and watch the games".

Such an innovative idea would easily attract sponsors and we could have Marty Morrissey commanding the Sparship Centraprise Outside Broadcast Interstallar Engine ( SCOBIE ).

Fair weather supporters would be renamed Klingons and quickly dispatched to the breakaway Gaelic Planets Association. Spokesman Dessie Ferengi acknowledged his association would take all comers as his 'Rules of Acquisition' decreed.

The spokesman added "...( that ) this is really only the start of the Tyrone manager's plans. He is involved in dialogue with Oxford and MIT checking to see if we can expand the universe to provide greater coverage for Gaelic games. MIT are very keen on the idea and have even christened the project 'the all encompassing taking the Mickey Harte strategum' 





 

There are just two IR games but people use the fixtures argument as a stcik to beat it. What exactly would this American style "we are the world" competition do to the overcrowded schedules?

If your forwards had kept their fists under control when Darren Fay was coming out with the ball there would have been no fight, no McHale sending off and, of course, Mayo would have won, as the Lord intended. Just as he intended in 89, 97, 04, 06. There's always someone else to blame

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I don't see a single post blaming anyone for 89,97,04 or 06. As for your initial argument it's about as intelligent as saying if they had stayed in bed that day it wouldn't have happened. Terrible how Meath are always are always

Might have a wedding in either March or July

Is there something we should know?

 This thread should be on the non-Gaa section. Please watch your thread discipline ladies and gents.

 Stíopháinigh, the right reason would be to win for personal and local glory.

I don't care if he does it for every wrong reason imaginable, just give it to him and let him win.

This site will take a bit if getting used to.