You know what really grinds my gears?

[full back]

Dirty dishes. I hate washing up.

Buy some paper plates.

Didn't have to. Invited a female friend round for a glass of wine last night and got her to do the dishes

Charmer, no wonder you are fighting the women off

[Doogie Browser]

Some wee unknown substitute f**ker from East fife or somewhere scores an equiliser in the 93rd minute to f**k up your football bet.

I feel your pain!

[Hereiam]

Them fu*kin north of Ireland tourist adds that say Londonderry...... ITS FU*KIN DERRY YOU ASS WIPES. They are even playing them on southern radio stations. My blood boils every time I hear them.

[ziggysego]

Grew a goatie, but the 'tach is making me sneeze 

[Caid]

Its bound to been mentioned loads on the 330 pages but overuse any use of "lol" annoys me like hell

[ziggysego]

lol

[SidelineKick]

lol

lol

[wherefromreferee?]

There is a T Mobile advertisement at the minute, at least I think its T Mobile, where they all have microphones??

The gril at the end slabbering about ringing her boyfriend, I want to punch her in the throat.

[SidelineKick]

There is a T Mobile advertisement at the minute, at least I think its T Mobile, where they all have microphones??

The gril at the end slabbering about ringing her boyfriend, I want to punch her in the throat.

Excellent choice of body part.  Would be quite sore.

While you're at it punch Martina Purdy too.

[Treasurer]

"Friend" requests on FB from people who wouldn't say hello on the street!

[Franko]

There is a T Mobile advertisement at the minute, at least I think its T Mobile, where they all have microphones??

The gril at the end slabbering about ringing her boyfriend, I want to punch her in the throat.

Excellent choice of body part.  Would be quite sore.

While you're at it punch Martina Purdy too.

Great call - that f***kin accent of hers would scunder the dung in a dog.

[longball]

There is a T Mobile advertisement at the minute, at least I think its T Mobile, where they all have microphones??

The gril at the end slabbering about ringing her boyfriend, I want to punch her in the throat.

Brilliant post 

[The Real Laoislad]

lol

lol

LOL I'm LMAO

[Muzz]

Public transport with a difference...

Sitting on bus...the driver has heating on full rip, you are sweating like a dyslexic on countdown yet fat bollix sitting next to you is sweating like a paedo in a barney suit! Stinking!

Lovely Young thing (old enough) opposite showing a fair bit of leg cannot fidget to correct your manhood as the aforementioned bollix is taking up half of your seat!

Then to top it all off when you see the brute sitting beside start to stir and get ready to get off thinking...finally gonna get a proper look at this wee honey...by the time this eclipse of a man finally moves his ass...she's GONE!!! Off at the same stop!!!!!

What could have been!!!

[fitzroyalty]

Public transport with a difference...

Sitting on bus...the driver has heating on full rip, you are sweating like a dyslexic on countdown yet fat bollix sitting next to you is sweating like a paedo in a barney suit! Stinking!

Lovely Young thing (old enough) opposite showing a fair bit of leg cannot fidget to correct your manhood as the aforementioned bollix is taking up half of your seat!

Then to top it all off when you see the brute sitting beside start to stir and get ready to get off thinking...finally gonna get a proper look at this wee honey...by the time this eclipse of a man finally moves his ass...she's GONE!!! Off at the same stop!!!!!

What could have been!!!

You need a woman saan!!