Man Utd Thread:

[Thewildcat]

What disgusting amount would saints want for Clyne? Hopefully we use some common sense this summer.

Maybe ye could pay €25million to get him on loan for a season...
But sure who would be stupid enough to do that....

what was it again liverpool payed for Lovern never mind the other two players that they payed way over the top for off southampton.

[laoislad]

A man goes to the Doctors and says "Every time I masturbate I shout come on Man United"
The Doctor replies "Don't worry about it, most wankers do"

[Boycey]

Norf Tyrone's favourite United story, he mentioned it on here several times....

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-manchester-32152534

[AZOffaly]

Hmmmm. I think we should check Stevie's bank account for suspicious lodgements.

[laoislad]

Hmmmm. I think we should check Stevie's bank account for suspicious lodgements.

Or Herrera maybe...
http://m.bbc.com/sport/football/30489499

[magpie seanie]

What disgusting amount would saints want for Clyne? Hopefully we use some common sense this summer.

Maybe ye could pay €25million to get him on loan for a season...
But sure who would be stupid enough to do that....

Maybe United will just buy Sterling when he leaves. Last club game I saw him playing he was a full back. Not a good one but maybe LVG might make something out of him.

[AZOffaly]

Ye can have him for 50 million. Ye seem to enjoy playing mad wages so he'll fit right in

[magpie seanie]

Ye can have him for 50 million. Ye seem to enjoy playing mad wages so he'll fit right in

When I have it I spend it - as that Irish genius economist said. Hold on....that didn't end well!!!!! Or maybe it did. The great unwashed are paying for the, ahem, adjustment.

[laoislad]

What disgusting amount would saints want for Clyne? Hopefully we use some common sense this summer.

Maybe ye could pay €25million to get him on loan for a season...
But sure who would be stupid enough to do that....

Maybe United will just buy Sterling when he leaves. Last club game I saw him playing he was a full back. Not a good one but maybe LVG might make something out of him.

I dunno seanie, Sterlings a bit small to be lobbing long balls up to him.

[magpie seanie]

What disgusting amount would saints want for Clyne? Hopefully we use some common sense this summer.

Maybe ye could pay €25million to get him on loan for a season...
But sure who would be stupid enough to do that....

Maybe United will just buy Sterling when he leaves. Last club game I saw him playing he was a full back. Not a good one but maybe LVG might make something out of him.

I dunno seanie, Sterlings a bit small to be lobbing long balls up to him.

That's it - he could wait for the knock downs from the lampshade.

[GJL]

Looks like the pressure is off in the race for top 4 finish. Should now aim for third or even second.

[beer baron]

Now for us to lose to Villa and f**k up all the good work

[GJL]

Now for us to lose to Villa and f**k up all the good work

UTD 1-0 up at Half Time. Herrera.

[beer baron]

Lovely finish,could be a lot more

[GJL]

Just see Rooney's goal. It's a clinker.