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What they don't tell you when you get married!
« on: July 26, 2017, 01:12:18 PM »
You will inherit another family whom you didn't want or didn't need and whom will cause endless rows between you and herself.  And not only a few more a fecking menagerie.

Her mother is more important than your mother.

You'll spend countless occasions, christmas etc. at her family's home before you finally craic and tell them all to f**k off.

What they should tell you - is marry abroad and stay there, rant over.  ;D

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Re: What they don't tell you when you get married!
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2017, 02:17:07 PM »
Trouble in paradise, punt?

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« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2017, 02:21:02 PM »
Feck them Punt.

Most important thing is dont let them get to you

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Re: What they don't tell you when you get married!
« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2017, 02:42:00 PM »
I've heard all the stories on in laws, but I've landed the best in laws for past 18 years. Never interfered and have helped in so many ways.... I even had the father in law stand the line with me at a under 12 hurling game holding the sticks and washing jerseys and him being from the 'other side'

Anything I post is not the view of the County Board!! Nobody died in the making of this post ;-)

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« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2017, 02:46:35 PM »
You will inherit another family whom you didn't want or didn't need and whom will cause endless rows between you and herself.  And not only a few more a fecking menagerie.

Her mother is more important than your mother.

You'll spend countless occasions, christmas etc. at her family's home before you finally craic and tell them all to f**k off.

What they should tell you - is marry abroad and stay there, rant over.  ;D

No-one told you this before you got married?

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« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2017, 02:48:56 PM »
I've heard all the stories on in laws, but I've landed the best in laws for past 18 years. Never interfered and have helped in so many ways.... I even had the father in law stand the line with me at a under 12 hurling game holding the sticks and washing jerseys and him being from the 'other side'

St Johns man was he?

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« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2017, 02:50:48 PM »
I've heard all the stories on in laws, but I've landed the best in laws for past 18 years. Never interfered and have helped in so many ways.... I even had the father in law stand the line with me at a under 12 hurling game holding the sticks and washing jerseys and him being from the 'other side'

Johnnies man?
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« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2017, 03:10:51 PM »
I've heard all the stories on in laws, but I've landed the best in laws for past 18 years. Never interfered and have helped in so many ways.... I even had the father in law stand the line with me at a under 12 hurling game holding the sticks and washing jerseys and him being from the 'other side'

Johnnies man?

Would never have got married to her if that was the case!
Anything I post is not the view of the County Board!! Nobody died in the making of this post ;-)

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« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2017, 03:28:56 PM »
"Madness is rare in individuals - but in groups, parties, nations, and ages it is the rule." Nietzsche

Applies especially to families.
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Re: What they don't tell you when you get married!
« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2017, 03:35:22 PM »
I've heard all the stories on in laws, but I've landed the best in laws for past 18 years. Never interfered and have helped in so many ways.... I even had the father in law stand the line with me at a under 12 hurling game holding the sticks and washing jerseys and him being from the 'other side'

They think you're an oul balax.
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« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2017, 03:50:31 PM »
I've heard all the stories on in laws, but I've landed the best in laws for past 18 years. Never interfered and have helped in so many ways.... I even had the father in law stand the line with me at a under 12 hurling game holding the sticks and washing jerseys and him being from the 'other side'

They think you're an oul balax.

More than likely
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Re: What they don't tell you when you get married!
« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2017, 04:00:24 PM »
Trouble in paradise, punt?

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Re: What they don't tell you when you get married!
« Reply #12 on: July 26, 2017, 04:02:01 PM »
You will inherit another family whom you didn't want or didn't need and whom will cause endless rows between you and herself.  And not only a few more a fecking menagerie.

Her mother is more important than your mother.

You'll spend countless occasions, christmas etc. at her family's home before you finally craic and tell them all to f**k off.

What they should tell you - is marry abroad and stay there, rant over.  ;D

No-one told you this before you got married?

No they didn't -  I didn't see my parents siblings except at a wedding or a funeral!