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Title: Ireland placenames that might make you snigger
Post by: Orior on May 15, 2020, 12:26:52 AM
We all know about Muff, but how many others are there?
Title: Re: Ireland placenames that might make you snigger
Post by: Orior on May 15, 2020, 12:30:28 AM
Sawel Mountain is another favourite

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sawel_Mountain

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ELmp5YLX0AgWVi7.jpg)
Title: Re: Ireland placenames that might make you snigger
Post by: macdanger2 on May 15, 2020, 12:33:23 AM
Baatardstown, Co Wexford
Title: Re: Ireland placenames that might make you snigger
Post by: BennyCake on May 15, 2020, 09:29:35 AM
Termonfeckin.
Title: Re: Ireland placenames that might make you snigger
Post by: GetOverTheBar on May 15, 2020, 09:34:11 AM
Princes Street (Various)
Prince Andrew Drive (Various)
Jubilee Way (Various)
Victory Street (Various)
Empire Avenue (Various)
Title: Re: Ireland placenames that might make you snigger
Post by: BennyCake on May 15, 2020, 09:36:11 AM
Quote from: GetOverTheBar on May 15, 2020, 09:34:11 AM
Princes Street (Various)
Prince Andrew Drive (Various)
Jubilee Way (Various)
Victory Street (Various)
Empire Avenue (Various)

I bet they're all in Lisburn.
Title: Re: Ireland placenames that might make you snigger
Post by: GetOverTheBar on May 15, 2020, 09:49:24 AM
Hackballscross was always another that had me laugh.
Title: Re: Ireland placenames that might make you snigger
Post by: johnnycool on May 15, 2020, 09:57:43 AM
Quote from: GetOverTheBar on May 15, 2020, 09:34:11 AM
Princes Street (Various)
Prince Andrew Drive (Various)
Jubilee Way (Various)
Victory Street (Various)
Empire Avenue (Various)

Newtownards has gone Blair Mayne mad at the minute.

new ring road is Blair Mayne road south and then the new leisure centre is the Ards Blair Mayne Health and Wellbeing Centre.

I think it's to do with his rugby playing.. ::)
Title: Re: Ireland placenames that might make you snigger
Post by: HiMucker on May 15, 2020, 10:03:59 AM
Quote from: Orior on May 15, 2020, 12:26:52 AM
We all know about Muff, but how many others are there?
There is a place not far from Muff, called Cockhill, its actually near Grainnes Gap. They have a decent wee football club called Cockhill Celtic.
Title: Re: Ireland placenames that might make you snigger
Post by: illdecide on May 15, 2020, 10:19:09 AM
Twomileborris - Tipp
Title: Re: Ireland placenames that might make you snigger
Post by: Jeepers Creepers on May 15, 2020, 10:20:17 AM
Borris n Ossory and Horse and jockey always raise a smile when travelling past.
Title: Re: Ireland placenames that might make you snigger
Post by: mouview on May 15, 2020, 11:18:45 AM
Feakle  - the way it's pronounced.
When I first heard of Edendork, I thought it must be some kind of paradise for nerds.
Title: Re: Ireland placenames that might make you snigger
Post by: thewobbler on May 15, 2020, 11:22:36 AM
Umgola in Armagh.

Must have been named when the local craic lord was out of his box.
Title: Re: Ireland placenames that might make you snigger
Post by: BennyCake on May 15, 2020, 11:33:30 AM
Quote from: illdecide on May 15, 2020, 10:19:09 AM
Twomileborris - Tipp

Was that as far as Johnson was allowed to go from Downing Street for exercise?
Title: Re: Ireland placenames that might make you snigger
Post by: BennyCake on May 15, 2020, 11:34:18 AM
Camp and Spa in Kerry.
Title: Re: Ireland placenames that might make you snigger
Post by: rosnarun on May 15, 2020, 11:48:39 AM
Quote from: Jeepers Creepers on May 15, 2020, 10:20:17 AM
Borris n Ossory and Horse and jockey always raise a smile when travelling past.
and don't forget nearby old Twopothouse or indeed new Twopothouse
Title: Re: Ireland placenames that might make you snigger
Post by: dublin7 on May 15, 2020, 11:51:18 AM
Mountain Muck - Wexford
Title: Re: Ireland placenames that might make you snigger
Post by: Orior on May 15, 2020, 12:05:15 PM
Tanderagee (old spelling) in county Armagh is the anglicised version of arse to the wind.
Title: Re: Ireland placenames that might make you snigger
Post by: Lar Naparka on May 15, 2020, 12:24:36 PM
There is Crucksbullagadawn in Mayo and Corragunnagalliaghdoo Island, and one in Galway that always fascinated me, Muckanaghederdauhaulia on the coastal road between Galway and Roundstone.
Title: Re: Ireland placenames that might make you snigger
Post by: Lar Naparka on May 15, 2020, 12:42:11 PM
While I am t it, I am surprised that none of our Northern posters have mentioned Ballyhackmore or what it means. In Mao we have assloads of weird places, too numerous to mention but apart from the ones above, one stands out for me: Pollawaddy.
(Irish: Poll a' mhadaigh = the dog's hole.)
Title: Re: Ireland placenames that might make you snigger
Post by: north_antrim_hound on May 15, 2020, 01:09:13 PM
When someone asked my dad years ago
Where are ya going
"I'm going to kilraughts (pronounced  kill Rats ) in the morning and then I'm going to kilmore in the evening "

Another strange name and very misleading

Hoar rock In skerries
Title: Re: Ireland placenames that might make you snigger
Post by: seafoid on May 15, 2020, 01:19:38 PM
Quote from: Orior on May 15, 2020, 12:05:15 PM
Tanderagee (old spelling) in county Armagh is the anglicised version of arse to the wind.
zÞóon le gaoth is a mountain in Wicklow
Title: Re: Ireland placenames that might make you snigger
Post by: Gold on May 15, 2020, 01:39:49 PM
Quote from: BennyCake on May 15, 2020, 09:36:11 AM
Quote from: GetOverTheBar on May 15, 2020, 09:34:11 AM
Princes Street (Various)
Prince Andrew Drive (Various)
Jubilee Way (Various)
Victory Street (Various)
Empire Avenue (Various)

I bet they're all in Lisburn.

Orange Hall Lane, Lisburn

Horse and Jockey, Tipperary
Title: Re: Ireland placenames that might make you snigger
Post by: trailer on May 15, 2020, 01:41:01 PM
Always fascinated with mile towns such as

Threemilehouse in Monaghan
Fivemiletown - Tyrone (No GAA team FYI)
Isn't there a Fivemilebridge somewhere? Waterford?
Sixmilebridge - Clare?
Sixmilecross - Tryone (No GAA team FYI)

Is there a Sixmiletown?
Is there a Fivemilecross?

Why are they called such? Six miles and a bridge from where?
Title: Re: Ireland placenames that might make you snigger
Post by: BennyCake on May 15, 2020, 01:51:17 PM
Maybe the townland was six miles in length.
Title: Re: Ireland placenames that might make you snigger
Post by: trailer on May 15, 2020, 01:55:06 PM
Quote from: BennyCake on May 15, 2020, 01:51:17 PM
Maybe the townland was six miles in length.

Ahhhh....
Title: Re: Ireland placenames that might make you snigger
Post by: omaghjoe on May 15, 2020, 02:43:17 PM
Quote from: Orior on May 15, 2020, 12:30:28 AM
Sawel Mountain is another favourite

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sawel_Mountain

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ELmp5YLX0AgWVi7.jpg)

Alright....what am I missing?
Title: Re: Ireland placenames that might make you snigger
Post by: johnnycool on May 15, 2020, 03:11:27 PM
Quote from: omaghjoe on May 15, 2020, 02:43:17 PM
Quote from: Orior on May 15, 2020, 12:30:28 AM
Sawel Mountain is another favourite

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sawel_Mountain

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ELmp5YLX0AgWVi7.jpg)

Alright....what am I missing?

It's ok, many men have the same issue  ;D

"Sawel Mountain (from Irish: Samhail Phite Méabha, meaning "likeness to Méabh's vulva"

Title: Re: Ireland placenames that might make you snigger
Post by: MoChara on May 15, 2020, 04:06:27 PM
Quote from: trailer on May 15, 2020, 01:41:01 PM
Always fascinated with mile towns such as

Threemilehouse in Monaghan
Fivemiletown - Tyrone (No GAA team FYI)
Isn't there a Fivemilebridge somewhere? Waterford?
Sixmilebridge - Clare?
Sixmilecross - Tryone (No GAA team FYI)

Is there a Sixmiletown?
Is there a Fivemilecross?

Why are they called such? Six miles and a bridge from where?


I seem incapable of saying Fivemiletown in my head without going

"Augher, Clougher , Fivemiletown, we all play the lambeg Drum"
Title: Re: Ireland placenames that might make you snigger
Post by: GetOverTheBar on May 15, 2020, 04:11:21 PM
Quote from: mouview on May 15, 2020, 11:18:45 AM
Feakle  - the way it's pronounced.
When I first heard of Edendork, I thought it must be some kind of paradise for nerds.

It's more a road between Dungannon and Coalisland with a football pitch. Not even as much as a shop.
Title: Re: Ireland placenames that might make you snigger
Post by: omaghjoe on May 15, 2020, 05:00:19 PM
Quote from: johnnycool on May 15, 2020, 03:11:27 PM
Quote from: omaghjoe on May 15, 2020, 02:43:17 PM
Quote from: Orior on May 15, 2020, 12:30:28 AM
Sawel Mountain is another favourite

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sawel_Mountain

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ELmp5YLX0AgWVi7.jpg)

Alright....what am I missing?

It's ok, many men have the same issue  ;D

"Sawel Mountain (from Irish: Samhail Phite Méabha, meaning "likeness to Méabh's vulva"

;D ;D

The things you learn on gaaboard
Title: Re: Ireland placenames that might make you snigger
Post by: Orior on May 15, 2020, 05:06:57 PM
Quote from: north_antrim_hound on May 15, 2020, 01:09:13 PM
When someone asked my dad years ago
Where are ya going
"I'm going to kilraughts (pronounced  kill Rats ) in the morning and then I'm going to kilmore in the evening "

Another strange name and very misleading

Hoar rock In skerries

Reminds me of the man driving through Tyrone and was stopped by the brits:

Brit "where have you been?"
Local "I've been to Killyman" (Kill a man)
Brit "and where you going to now?"
Local "I'm going to Killmore"
Title: Re: Ireland placenames that might make you snigger
Post by: Rois on May 15, 2020, 05:12:00 PM
Glenswilly in Donegal made me chuckle (very infantile)

Title: Re: Ireland placenames that might make you snigger
Post by: BennyCake on May 15, 2020, 05:24:03 PM
Quote from: Rois on May 15, 2020, 05:12:00 PM
Glenswilly in Donegal made me chuckle (very infantile)

It never used to for me, but we brought my nephew to a game in Ballybofey a few years ago. He read the program and started laughing. Hey look, he's from Glens-willy. Juvenile humour, but he kept repeating it quite a bit during the day until it stuck in my head. So now I have a smirk to myself when I hear Glenswilly mentioned.
Title: Re: Ireland placenames that might make you snigger
Post by: oakleaflad on May 15, 2020, 05:48:35 PM
Quote from: omaghjoe on May 15, 2020, 05:00:19 PM
Quote from: johnnycool on May 15, 2020, 03:11:27 PM
Quote from: omaghjoe on May 15, 2020, 02:43:17 PM
Quote from: Orior on May 15, 2020, 12:30:28 AM
Sawel Mountain is another favourite

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sawel_Mountain

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ELmp5YLX0AgWVi7.jpg)

Alright....what am I missing?

It's ok, many men have the same issue  ;D

"Sawel Mountain (from Irish: Samhail Phite Méabha, meaning "likeness to Méabh's vulva"

;D ;D

The things you learn on gaaboard
There's a Sallowilly and a Stranagalwilly not too far from Sawel.
Title: Re: Ireland placenames that might make you snigger
Post by: seafoid on May 15, 2020, 06:20:51 PM
Newtwopothouse is outside Mallow

There is another village on the Cork to Dublin road called Skeheenarinky which is a dog's dinner of a translation of sceichin na rince , the dancing bush
Title: Re: Ireland placenames that might make you snigger
Post by: seafoid on May 15, 2020, 06:22:41 PM
Quote from: johnnycool on May 15, 2020, 03:11:27 PM
Quote from: omaghjoe on May 15, 2020, 02:43:17 PM
Quote from: Orior on May 15, 2020, 12:30:28 AM
Sawel Mountain is another favourite

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sawel_Mountain

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ELmp5YLX0AgWVi7.jpg)

Alright....what am I missing?

It's ok, many men have the same issue  ;D

"Sawel Mountain (from Irish: Samhail Phite Méabha, meaning "likeness to Méabh's vulva"
Places like  that put Northern Ireland into its proper context.
Title: Re: Ireland placenames that might make you snigger
Post by: Aughafad on May 15, 2020, 08:46:07 PM
Ringrash Road outside Coleraine
Title: Re: Ireland placenames that might make you snigger
Post by: laoislad on May 15, 2020, 09:10:49 PM
Nobber.
Title: Re: Ireland placenames that might make you snigger
Post by: Ambrose on May 15, 2020, 09:13:15 PM
Termonfeckin, it also has the worst pub in the country.
Title: Re: Ireland placenames that might make you snigger
Post by: Helix. on May 16, 2020, 12:13:44 AM
Cut Bush in Kildare
Title: Re: Ireland placenames that might make you snigger
Post by: omaghjoe on May 16, 2020, 12:48:44 AM
Badoney Parish in Tyrone always gets me

Altacamcosy
Carnanransy
Alwories

Then the A5 features
Legacurry
& neighbouring Raw

Errigal Parish has a place reserved for Buckfast drinkers
Lurganboy

Bockets is another one
Title: Re: Ireland placenames that might make you snigger
Post by: Gmac on May 16, 2020, 12:57:42 AM
Fighting cocks in Carlow
Title: Re: Ireland placenames that might make you snigger
Post by: J70 on May 16, 2020, 05:35:36 PM
Quote from: omaghjoe on May 15, 2020, 05:00:19 PM
Quote from: johnnycool on May 15, 2020, 03:11:27 PM
Quote from: omaghjoe on May 15, 2020, 02:43:17 PM
Quote from: Orior on May 15, 2020, 12:30:28 AM
Sawel Mountain is another favourite

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sawel_Mountain

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ELmp5YLX0AgWVi7.jpg)

Alright....what am I missing?

It's ok, many men have the same issue  ;D

"Sawel Mountain (from Irish: Samhail Phite Méabha, meaning "likeness to Méabh's vulva"

;D ;D

The things you learn on gaaboard

;D
Title: Re: Ireland placenames that might make you snigger
Post by: quit yo jibbajabba on May 16, 2020, 06:01:35 PM
Sounds better than bucket fanny tbh
Title: Re: Ireland placenames that might make you snigger
Post by: Gaafan2 on May 16, 2020, 06:15:11 PM
Theres a town land in kildress county tyrone known as c**k of the North.
Title: Re: Ireland placenames that might make you snigger
Post by: Main Street on May 19, 2020, 11:34:59 AM
Ballymagash.

(https://stillslibrary.rte.ie/indexplus/db_images/20/2058/intermediate-visible-watermark/009_7cf83e8f43bf675bbc8ac2cb0fe95fdfea5bcf4b.jpg)
Title: Re: Ireland placenames that might make you snigger
Post by: Jeepers Creepers on May 19, 2020, 04:53:22 PM
Ringaskiddy, Co Cork
Title: Re: Ireland placenames that might make you snigger
Post by: johnnycool on May 19, 2020, 04:58:34 PM
Was always told that Ballyhackamore was the townload of the big bum...

Not sure if true.
Title: Re: Ireland placenames that might make you snigger
Post by: delgany on May 19, 2020, 09:04:02 PM
Quote from: hardstation on May 19, 2020, 05:00:35 PM
Quote from: johnnycool on May 19, 2020, 04:58:34 PM
Was always told that Ballyhackamore was the townload of the big bum...

Not sure if true.
Big shite.

Ballyhackamore (Irish: Baile an Chacamair, meaning 'townland of the slob land or mud flat')[
Title: Re: Ireland placenames that might make you snigger
Post by: delgany on May 19, 2020, 09:37:13 PM
It would be very much so ....a cultural choice !!!
Title: Re: Ireland placenames that might make you snigger
Post by: Olly on May 19, 2020, 09:50:00 PM
Bush.
Title: Re: Ireland placenames that might make you snigger
Post by: MoChara on July 31, 2020, 12:25:29 PM
Lios Fear Beag na gCamán / Lisfarbegnagommaun 'the ring-fort of the little hurley-wielding men'

https://twitter.com/logainm_ie/status/1288740371321716736
Title: Re: Ireland placenames that might make you snigger
Post by: quit yo jibbajabba on July 31, 2020, 12:49:48 PM
Quote from: Aughafad on May 15, 2020, 08:46:07 PM
Ringrash Road outside Coleraine

Not too far from Semicock Road Ballymoney
Title: Re: Ireland placenames that might make you snigger
Post by: Orior on August 01, 2020, 09:01:40 PM
Quote from: quit yo jibbajabba on July 31, 2020, 12:49:48 PM
Quote from: Aughafad on May 15, 2020, 08:46:07 PM
Ringrash Road outside Coleraine

Not too far from Semicock Road Ballymoney

Wonder if Gregory Campbell and Jim Allister can explain those names?
Title: Re: Ireland placenames that might make you snigger
Post by: Farrandeelin on August 01, 2020, 09:28:20 PM
Articlave.