Tyrone v Dublin - The return of the Jedi

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Redhand Santa

Quote from: Redhand Santa on August 18, 2017, 08:17:53 AM
Quote from: RedHand88 on August 18, 2017, 07:50:25 AM
Quote from: BennyHarp on August 18, 2017, 12:08:25 AM
Quote from: Rossfan on August 18, 2017, 12:01:34 AM
Longford? Louth? Carlow?
What's Tyrone's Croke Park Championship record in this decade?

Not sure but it's our 3rd semi final in 5 years.

I worked it out there. It's 70%. 70%. 7 out of 10. Only defeats were Mayo 2013 2016 and Kerry 2015.

We also lost to Dublin in 2010 and 2011. So that's at least 5 losses. In this decade we have beaten Monaghan in two quarter finals, Armagh in a quarter final, beat Meath in the backdoor, beat Roscommon in the backdoor - possibly twice. That's just quickly of the top of my head, probably forgotten a few games.

We only beat Roscommon once in Croke Park. I did forget our 2015 win over Sligo though. So since 2010 I think we have played 11 championship games in croke park and won 6 of them.

seafoid

Tyrone should be sponsored by that's the why and the prayer never known to fail.
"f**k it, just score"- Donaghy   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbxG2WwVRjU

trueblue1234

Quote from: seafoid on August 18, 2017, 08:52:36 AM
Tyrone should be sponsored by that's the why and the prayer never known to fail.

You really don't have to post every thought that comes into your head. Filter!!

Grammar: the difference between knowing your shit

RedHand88

Quote from: Redhand Santa on August 18, 2017, 08:17:53 AM
Quote from: RedHand88 on August 18, 2017, 07:50:25 AM
Quote from: BennyHarp on August 18, 2017, 12:08:25 AM
Quote from: Rossfan on August 18, 2017, 12:01:34 AM
Longford? Louth? Carlow?
What's Tyrone's Croke Park Championship record in this decade?

Not sure but it's our 3rd semi final in 5 years.

I worked it out there. It's 70%. 70%. 7 out of 10. Only defeats were Mayo 2013 2016 and Kerry 2015.

We also lost to Dublin in 2010 and 2011. So that's at least 5 losses. In this decade we have beaten Monaghan in two quarter finals, Armagh in a quarter final, beat Meath in the backdoor, beat Roscommon in the backdoor - possibly twice. That's just quickly of the top of my head, probably forgotten a few games.

Apologies, it was half 7 in the morning and i wasnt awake yet  :-X

BennyHarp

Quote from: trueblue1234 on August 18, 2017, 09:10:23 AM
Quote from: seafoid on August 18, 2017, 08:52:36 AM
Tyrone should be sponsored by that's the why and the prayer never known to fail.

You really don't have to post every thought that comes into your head. Filter!!

Its tedious at this stage. I can only assume he thinks he's winding up Tyrone fans.
That was never a square ball!!

Fear ón Srath Bán

Quote from: BennyHarp on August 18, 2017, 09:45:42 AM
Quote from: trueblue1234 on August 18, 2017, 09:10:23 AM
Quote from: seafoid on August 18, 2017, 08:52:36 AM
Tyrone should be sponsored by that's the why and the prayer never known to fail.

You really don't have to post every thought that comes into your head. Filter!!

Its tedious at this stage. I can only assume he thinks he's winding up Tyrone fans.

Just remember seafoid is rubbish or nonsense as Gaeilge, so he's just living down to his board moniker ;)
Carlsberg don't do Gombeenocracies, but by jaysus if they did...

Rossfan

He's getting under ye're sensitive little skineens though :D
Davy's given us a dream to cling to
We're going to bring home the SAM

omagh_gael

Tyrone Tribulations on form as usual:)

In the lead up to the mouth-watering All Ireland semi-final against Dublin, we look back at the 2008 All-Ireland semi-final side and find out how they have fared since that successful campaign:

PASCAL MCCONNELL

The Newtownstewart giant, whose save in the All-Ireland final that year is a thing of legend, found time away from the limelight hard to embrace, initially. Family and friends looked on in sympathy as Pascal would stand in the garden at any time of the day or night, shouting at people to fire something at him so he could catch it or parry it away; glass bottles, squeaky dog toys, old tins of lynx Africa – you name it. Eventually, he managed to dust himself down, gave one glove to Niall Morgan and one to Red Mickey and move on with his life. Packie now runs a memorabilia shop which has Gooch Cooper's eyeball as its main attraction.

RYAN 'RICEY' MCMENAMIN

His greatest on field moment came when allegedly he had Alan Brogan's girlfriend's phone number written on his wrist and stared Brogan out while he checked the digits...this may not be true but it's a great story. The tigerish Dromore defender gave manys a forward nightmares in his day. Ironically Ricey is now the proud owner of the 'Sleepeasy Pillows' franchise across Ireland. This business venture came after a stint in Hollywood when he played the part of an angry dog in many mafia films. His 'Ricey Krispies' cereal idea, which was just like ordinary Rice Krispies except they had the odd nut or bolt in it for a sense of adventure, was soon halted after a rash of law suits. Ryan is also an avid panto participant, and likes to pot native plants in his wee back shed.

JUSTIN MCMAHON

The Omagh full back continues to defy medical and scientific recommendations and still togs out for the county. Wikipedia has never been able to ascertain his real age, ranging from 29 to 55. Justin has never been able to pass through security checks at airports and has broken over 12 of their machines to date due to the amount of metal in him. His Christmas party trick of having all cutlery magnetically stuck to him has worn thin recently as family have resorted to eating with their hands.

RYAN MELLON

From The Moy, Mellon hit the big time when he scored the first 2 points in the 2005 final. The versatile villager unfortunately got lost one night coming out of Tomneys. The story goes that he followed a three legged dog over the Armagh border in 2011, never to return. He was last spotted on St Patrick's Day on a tractor during the parade in Armagh, looking sad and unkempt. Some say he has Stockholm Syndrome and is starting to admire his captors. Mellon was also an avid strawberry taster before his capture, and could tell exactly how many days old a given berry was just by sniffing it.

DAVY HARTE

The Errigal half-back, who spectacularly found the net against Dublin in the rain in 2008, is currently earning his coaching badges and is set to manage Accrington Stanley in England this year. Harte, who had to work harder than any other player because his uncle used to give him a skite on the back of his head if he didn't, aims to manage is home county eventually when Mickey retires in 2035. He is due to launch a new range of fragrances for men next Valentine's Day.

CONOR GORMLEY

Carrickmore's rock in the centre of the defence, like McConnell, has found post-county fame tough. He reportedly had nightmares over his block in the 2003 final, and in his dreams McDonnell scored. Due to his sleepwalking, he now has a restraining order against him, preventing him coming close to ANY McDonnell in Armagh between 10pm and 8am on any night of the year. Conor often wakes up in a cold sweat like in one of them 80s 'Nam movies, and curses Ciaran Gourley for not marking up even though the Rock man was nowhere near it. No one really knows why he claims Ciaran. Some claim Gourley kept him up all night before the final, listening to his complete Philomena Begley collection full blast. Gormley had to sleep on a blanket on the ground, in foetal position, as he still sleeps now (when he can get some sleep that is).

PHILIP JORDAN

This teak tough defender epitomised Mickey Harte's mantra of transitioning from defence to attack. In some 73 Championship appearances for the Red Hand County, he never once lost possession, by either kick or hand pass. This unfortunately troubled him after he hung the boots up. Jordan melted down his 3 Celtic crosses and sold the gold, which he used as capital to open a fantastic wee pizza shop in the Moy. The downside to the story comes in the fact that Philip refused to give any pizza to anyone. When the shop was finally repossessed, Jordan hollered in court "Why should I give anything away, I never gave a thing away in my whole life. Go get your own... and by the way – its got nothing to do with money, I couldn't care less about the money". His cash payments for articles in the Irish News, and appearances on The Sunday Game now keep him afloat. He is best friends with Diarmuid Marsden's brother, who is also called Philip. Jordan narrowly escaped a mauling after waving at Derrytresk supporters during a Moy win.

COLIN HOLMES

Ever hear of BBC's Homes Under The Hammer? Well, Colly has nothing to do with that at all. In fact quite the opposite. After helping to dismantle Kerry three times in the noughties, Colly started his own demolition business and has several multi-million projects all over the world. When interviewed recently, he maintains his favourite demolition to date was against Dara O Se in Croker.

ENDA MC GINLEY
The man known on the team as "Thunder" consistently broke the hearts of opposing teams. The then Pope was asked to look into the fact that every game Enda scored in, Tyrone went on to win, and decreed it was a Category 5 Miracle, in line with finding a sweet in an jacket you haven't worn in a while, or coming across a shopping trolley with a pound still in it. McGinley wisely exploited his heaven sent supernatural gifts, and set up a dating channel on late night TV. "He Who Scores Wins" is a massive hit in Essex.

BRIAN DOOHER
The man, The Legend. One of the finest things God ever covered in skin, Dooher needs no introductions from plebs like us. Last word on the Clann na Gael veterinarian was that he punched a pregnant cow when it was misbehaving. The cow split down the middle, formed two whole new cows and birthed triplets. The farmer was obviously delighted. It is rumoured he has since been frozen in a cryogenic chamber, should Mickey Harte ever need someone to take a really tough training session, or the county ever goes to war.

MARTIN PENROSE

Penrose hasn't been seen since 2008. A keen hide-and-seek specialist, Martin hid for 45 hrs outside in his garden in order to break the World Record but never returned. The time now stands at 9 years and people around Carrickmore say he lets yelps out of him to let you know he's still about, hiding. Of course, Penrose was well known for his speedy legs and small centre of gravity and once scored a famous goal by running under Seamus Moynihan's testicles unchallenged.

JOE MC MAHON

Oooh... this is a great one! Last year Joe was walking through TK MAXX in Belfast, looking for a pair of cheap Calvin Klein boxers, when he was spotted by David Benioff, and immediately asked to play FIVE different characters in the hit TV show game of Thrones by the writer. His rustic, rugged, hard as nails, Iron-age looks captivated the American instantly. It is understood Benioff was later furious when Joe shaved off his beard for a family christening, so as not to spook the child, but as the director started to shout at big Joe he soon silenced as the beard grew back instantaneously, this time with thorns in it. Needless to say Joe got a pay rise, a new house and Benioff now avoids him at all costs for fear of his life.

TOMMY MC GUIGAN

After his pot-luck, but sexy goal in the '08 All Ireland Final, Tommy unexpectedly went on to train boxers such as Carl "The Jackal" Frampton and David "The Haye-maker" Haye. Unfortunately Tommy doesn't know a whole pile about boxing and both have slipped down through the ranks recently. Tommy, who is now known simply as 'Shane' is still a deadly fella, but shouldn't be training world class boxers.

SEAN CAVANNAGH

Sean is playing yet and still has pure jet black hair much to the annoyance of the McMahons. Sean has kicked 16,253 balls from that shimmy since the Armagh quarter final, but his wife says his shimmy when asked to do household chores is less admirable. We wont say too much more about him at this juncture as we are due to interview him at his home in the coming weeks, and don't want to spoil it...

COLM MC CULLAGH

The remarkable McCullagh had to leave the field early in the '08 final due to a dodgy curry he had the night before in Drumcondra when he sneaked out for an hour with Mulligan. Unbeknownst to most, Colm was the source subject for that Brad Pitt film about the man getting younger the older he got. McCullagh now looks like a 12-year-old and, remarkably, is even faster than he was in 2008. For charity, he ran 100m whilst his club showed Usain Bolt running his 100m simultaneously on a big screen. Despite a scorching start, Colm had to retire after 50m due to a dodgy Indian he had the night before. He is currently studying for his 11+.

Notable mentions to:

OWEN MULLIGAN – Came on in the final that year. Currently a best-selling novelist and aims to bring out his latest raunchy novel – The Real Cookstown Sausage – in 2020. Can be seen in LacyLadys Male strip bar every Thursday night in London for a small fee of 500 quid. Mulligan was also caught last year hiding in the toilets at Croke Park til everyone was gone, running onto the field and doing that famous double dummy over and over til the lawnmower man asked him if he'd no home to go to.

KEVIN "HUB" HUGHES – Hughes, whose iconic point in the 2008 final finally killed off Kerry, currently works for NASA as a meteor spotter. To date, he has spotted well over 3000 meteors as well as 4 O'Neills balls he launched throughout his career. Hub's attemp to become an Olympic javelin thrower ended prematurely after a near miss with a pile of school children when practising in his back field last year.

STEPHEN O NEILL – O'Neill, player of the year in 2005, became a male model in London's West End and a fashion icon for that mountain look. Returning to Ireland in 2013, he and Francie Bellew tour the country telling stories about their rivalry. To date, Bellew hasn't said anything and sometimes sheds a tear during O'Neill's recollections. Stephen's favourite bar of chocolate is the Bounty, but he hates coconut by itself.

PETER DONNELLY – Peter still currently holds two county records: The biggest pike ever caught at Roughan Lough on open day, and the closest to the pin at the 16th at Dungannon golf course – even though he teed off from the 7th tee box. He has helped atheletes such as Mo Farah avoid journalist's questions over the past 18 months, and once ate a whole box of Celebrations on Christmas Eve, which unsurprisingly led him to missing Christmas dinner the following day. His ma wasn't happy and his da was buckin livid. He likes to collect newts in jam jars, and is said to be the driving force behind that whole mental world class race track at Coalisland's old clay pits, fair play to him.

BRIAN MC GUIGAN – Brian had to change his name to Ryan to keep Japanese tourists away from his place of work. He wanted to get out of the bar trade after US college agents kept plaguing him on "parting with secrets on how to be the perfect quarter back" despite him never having watched a game of baseball in his life. He used to serve anyone who ordered a raw Jameson for free, and often brings up a packet of Jafa cakes to Mickey Harte's house of a Wednesday. He was put out by Mickey's wife recently when she discovered a wee note pad and dictaphone hanging from his three quarter zip top from Begley's shop with the words "Ardboe Senior Champs 2017 PLAN" on the front of the notes.



seafoid

Quote from: Fear ón Srath Bán on August 18, 2017, 09:53:45 AM
Quote from: BennyHarp on August 18, 2017, 09:45:42 AM
Quote from: trueblue1234 on August 18, 2017, 09:10:23 AM
Quote from: seafoid on August 18, 2017, 08:52:36 AM
Tyrone should be sponsored by that's the why and the prayer never known to fail.

You really don't have to post every thought that comes into your head. Filter!!

Its tedious at this stage. I can only assume he thinks he's winding up Tyrone fans.

Just remember seafoid is rubbish or nonsense as Gaeilge, so he's just living down to his board moniker ;)
Tyrone is a belief system. I presume there is also a Novena. A lot of fans would work well selling equities.

I note that not everyone does the groupthink. Rois seems to be quite rational.
"f**k it, just score"- Donaghy   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbxG2WwVRjU

Kurtz

Shocking last year watching Tyrone against Mayo
They were handed the game on a plate in the last ten minutes
But they have improved a lot this year

I was at the league game v Dublin but both teams were in second gear

seafoid

Sean Cavanagh would be able to judge if this team has what it takes because he played with the last team. It is a competition for the whole country. You can't decide you are good enough even if the whole county wants it to be so. Ask wexford hurlers.
If you don't have the players there is not much you can do. Teams from big counties that were just missing something like the Dubs in the 00s. Even  Kerry go through droughts. Even if you have the players  you need luck
Teams that could have won but only got one chance like Roscommon in 1980.

Weaknesses are tested to destruction in Croke Park. Only one team can ultimately win. The margins are often tiny.

I just have the feeling that some people think that because Tyrone had a fabulous team In the 00s that Mickey has the template and can execute on tap. Players like Ricey,  Mugsy and SoN were special. It was even more special to have them at the same time. Nobody could live with them.

Most counties lose more all Irelands than they win. That is part of being a GAA fan. It makes winning all the sweeter.

If you are good enough, we will know shortly.  Good luck.
"f**k it, just score"- Donaghy   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbxG2WwVRjU

Ty4Sam

I see Dublin County Board have informed clubs that they won't get enough tickets to cover requests from clubs. Is this a normal occurrence in Dublin due to sheer numbers of club members? Its shocking that a non-member can walk into a Supervalu and buy 8 tickets but a club member can't get their hands on one!

Mayo4Sam14

Quote from: Ty4Sam on August 18, 2017, 04:30:14 PM
I see Dublin County Board have informed clubs that they won't get enough tickets to cover requests from clubs. Is this a normal occurrence in Dublin due to sheer numbers of club members? Its shocking that a non-member can walk into a Supervalu and buy 8 tickets but a club member can't get their hands on one!

Surely the priority should be

Season Tickets
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Clubs
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Whatever left public sale
You can forget about Sean Cavanagh as far as he's a man!

criostlinn

Quote from: Ty4Sam on August 18, 2017, 04:30:14 PM
I see Dublin County Board have informed clubs that they won't get enough tickets to cover requests from clubs. Is this a normal occurrence in Dublin due to sheer numbers of club members? Its shocking that a non-member can walk into a Supervalu and buy 8 tickets but a club member can't get their hands on one!
The club member can walk into supervalu and buy tickets the same as the non member