Helpful Hints & Useful Tips

[Niall Quinn]

When learning to juggle, get the hang of two balls with one hand, after which, three in two is a gentle step on.

[Niall Quinn]

Don't over-try when going for that first smoke ring - just a nice relaxed mandibular click with a gentle breath.

[Niall Quinn]

When singing 'The Irish Rover', start out an octave lower than instinct prescribes.

[bcarrier]

dont eat yellow snow

[ross4life]

On a night out don't buy a drink for girl unless you plan on getting laid after-wards

[illdecide]

Never wipe your arse with a broken bottle

[Puckoon]

When singing 'The Irish Rover', start out an octave lower than instinct prescribes.

Brilliant!

+1 for Danny boy and the town I loved so well.

[muppet]

When learning to juggle, get the hang of two balls with one hand, after which, three in two is a gentle step on.

Don't try to juggle the Chairman and Manager's jobs at the same time or you will make a balls of both.

[quit yo jibbajabba]

Viz used to be lethal for these

i cannae mind any of them

[Niall Quinn]

Properly ventilated attic space reduces housefly numbers.

[Niall Quinn]

Don't buy Hardy Garth Brooks second album for Christmas.

[under the bar]

When bringing beer bottles to the bottle bank, only half fill the bin-liner.  That way you can put the top half of the bin liner into the narrow opening and just tip it up.  Hey presto, no handling stinking bottles.

[ziggysego]

Don't piss on an electric fence.

[Onion Bag]

Dont piss against pebble dashed walls

[The Real Laoislad]

Don't piss on an electric fence.

Have you ever done it