classic gaa one liners

leenie · October 24, 2009, 01:46:35 PM

i'm looking for a thread that was on a while back... it was things overheard at football matches, i have put it into search and trawled through several pages but can't find it can anyone help?

and if there is any gaa quotes thread? pundit quotes in particular?

cheers

ziggysego · October 24, 2009, 01:48:39 PM

http://gaaboard.com/board/index.php?topic=7604.0

leenie · October 24, 2009, 02:08:43 PM

cheers zig...

now i need one liners, gaa, history , current affairs, culture etc....

all input is appreciated...

ziggysego · October 24, 2009, 02:14:54 PM

What you up to leenie?

leenie · October 24, 2009, 02:17:22 PM

just interested............!

muppet · October 24, 2009, 02:22:01 PM

Quote from: leenie on October 24, 2009, 02:08:43 PM

cheers zig...

now i need one liners, gaa, history , current affairs, culture etc....

all input is appreciated...

When Tiger Woods played in the American Express Golf World Championships in Mount Juliet in Kilkenny a few years ago, after holing a long putt a spectator was heard to say:

"Jees he's some player to hole that shot"

to which some wit replied:

"sure why wouldn't he, there was no one marking him".

Tony Baloney · October 24, 2009, 03:08:55 PM

Quote from: muppet on October 24, 2009, 02:22:01 PM
Quote from: leenie on October 24, 2009, 02:08:43 PM

cheers zig...

now i need one liners, gaa, history , current affairs, culture etc....

all input is appreciated...

When Tiger Woods played in the American Express Golf World Championships in Mount Juliet in Kilkenny a few years ago, after holing a long putt a spectator was heard to say:

"Jees he's some player to hole that shot"

to which some wit replied:

"sure why wouldn't he, there was no one marking him".

As old as the hills. My uncle Joseph used to say that about golf fifteen years ago.

The Watcher Pat · October 24, 2009, 03:51:24 PM

If you do not believe you can do it then you have no chance at all.

Some are wrong because they are not strong enough to fight temptation and some some are wrong because they do not know

We didn't think he would play on Sunday because he was suspended - that makes me think he has all the qualities to join Arsenal!

Of the nine red cards this season we probably deserved half of them
(so 4 1/2 then Arsene)

All quotes from Arsene Wenger.

The Real Laoislad · October 24, 2009, 04:18:20 PM

Dublin fans on Hill 16 during Dublin Gaa matches

"come on number 8 "etc etc
"offside Ref"
"Im off to the jacks to do some Coke"
"Stop fuckin pissing on me leg ya bleedin sc**bag"
"What colour are Dublin?"
"How many points for a goal?"
Anto -"Where the bleedin hell is Westmeath anyways?" Deco - "I think its near the red cow roundabout"

anglocelt39 · October 24, 2009, 04:42:33 PM

"Yis could do with a few more Texans out there"

Down supporter towards the end of a late 1970's Ulster Final in Clones as a Cavan team overly dependent on Ollie (Texas) Brady ran out of steam.

longrunsthefox · October 24, 2009, 07:28:24 PM

Quote from: The Real Laoislad on October 24, 2009, 04:18:20 PM
Dublin fans on Hill 16 during Dublin Gaa matches

"come on number 8 "etc etc
"offside Ref"
"Im off to the jacks to do some Coke"
"Stop fuckin pissing on me leg ya bleedin sc**bag"
"What colour are Dublin?"
"How many points for a goal?"
Anto -"Where the bleedin hell is Westmeath anyways?" Deco - "I think its near the red cow roundabout"

Maybe they're funny in Laois

Denn Forever · October 24, 2009, 07:49:52 PM

The thread you are looking for is up front and centre in the GAA discussion leenie.

muppet · October 24, 2009, 10:02:22 PM

Quote from: Tony Baloney on October 24, 2009, 03:08:55 PM
Quote from: muppet on October 24, 2009, 02:22:01 PM
Quote from: leenie on October 24, 2009, 02:08:43 PM

cheers zig...

now i need one liners, gaa, history , current affairs, culture etc....

all input is appreciated...

When Tiger Woods played in the American Express Golf World Championships in Mount Juliet in Kilkenny a few years ago, after holing a long putt a spectator was heard to say:

"Jees he's some player to hole that shot"

to which some wit replied:

"sure why wouldn't he, there was no one marking him".
As old as the hills. My uncle Joseph used to say that about golf fifteen years ago.

She didn't put a time limit on it.

new devil · October 24, 2009, 10:06:11 PM

Quote from: longrunsthefox on October 24, 2009, 07:28:24 PM
Quote from: The Real Laoislad on October 24, 2009, 04:18:20 PM
Dublin fans on Hill 16 during Dublin Gaa matches

"come on number 8 "etc etc
"offside Ref"
"Im off to the jacks to do some Coke"
"Stop fuckin pissing on me leg ya bleedin sc**bag"
"What colour are Dublin?"
"How many points for a goal?"
Anto -"Where the bleedin hell is Westmeath anyways?" Deco - "I think its near the red cow roundabout"

Maybe they're funny in Laois

Was thinking the same

The Real Laoislad · October 24, 2009, 10:20:25 PM

Quote from: longrunsthefox on October 24, 2009, 07:28:24 PM
Quote from: The Real Laoislad on October 24, 2009, 04:18:20 PM
Dublin fans on Hill 16 during Dublin Gaa matches

"come on number 8 "etc etc
"offside Ref"
"Im off to the jacks to do some Coke"
"Stop fuckin pissing on me leg ya bleedin sc**bag"
"What colour are Dublin?"
"How many points for a goal?"
Anto -"Where the bleedin hell is Westmeath anyways?" Deco - "I think its near the red cow roundabout"

Maybe they're funny in Laois

Say bye bye to your playoff ticket Fox