Top notch

Started by seafoid, January 03, 2016, 11:43:30 AM

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Denn Forever

The nursing staff in hospitals. 

If any of the posters have partners who are nurses, give them a hug and a big thank you from me.
I have more respect for a man
that says what he means and
means what he says...

laoislad

Quote from: ziggysego on January 05, 2016, 11:48:50 AM
I have scoliosis, which leaves me with terrible back pain. It was awful over the Christmas holidays. I went for a massage yesterday. I left there feeling great.
Happy ending?
When you think you're fucked you're only about 40% fucked.

ziggysego

Quote from: laoislad on January 05, 2016, 12:54:58 PM
Quote from: ziggysego on January 05, 2016, 11:48:50 AM
I have scoliosis, which leaves me with terrible back pain. It was awful over the Christmas holidays. I went for a massage yesterday. I left there feeling great.
Happy ending?

Yes, in that my back pain has subsided for a while...  ;D
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laoislad

Quote from: ziggysego on January 05, 2016, 01:04:45 PM
Quote from: laoislad on January 05, 2016, 12:54:58 PM
Quote from: ziggysego on January 05, 2016, 11:48:50 AM
I have scoliosis, which leaves me with terrible back pain. It was awful over the Christmas holidays. I went for a massage yesterday. I left there feeling great.
Happy ending?

Yes.
You dirty dog.
Did you get the mods discount?
When you think you're fucked you're only about 40% fucked.

seafoid

http://www.ft.com/intl/cms/s/0/b3cb9a98-acb4-11e5-b955-1a1d298b6250.htm

Why wasn't this page found?
We asked some leading economists.
Stagflation i
The cost of pages rose drastically, while the page production rate slowed down.
General economics
There was no market for it
Liquidity traps
We injected some extra money into the technology team but there was little or no interest so they simply kept it, thus failing to stimulate the page economy.
Pareto inefficiency
There exists another page that will make everyone better off without making anyone worse off.
Supply and demand i
Demand increased and a shortage occurred.
Classical economics
There is no such page. We are not going to interfere.
Keynesian economics
Aggregate demand for this page did not necessarily equal the productive capacity of the website.
Malthusianism i
Unchecked, exponential page growth outstripped the pixel supply.There was a catastrophe, and now the population is at a lower, more sustainable level.
Neo-Malthusianism i
To avoid unchecked, exponential page growth outstripping the pixel supply and leading to an inevitable catastrophe, we prevented this page from being conceived.
Marxism i
The failure of this page to load is a consequence of the inherent contradictions in the capitalist mode of production.
Laissez Faire Capitalism
We know this page is needed, but we can't force anyone to make it.
Monetarism i
The government has limited the number of pages in circulation.
Efficient Markets Hypothesis i
If you had paid enough for the page, it would have appeared.
Moral Hazard i
Showing you this page would only encourage you to want more pages.
Tragedy of the Commons i
Too many people tried to view this page.
Game theory i
By not viewing this page you help everyone else get better pages.
Mercantilism i
The page is hosted by a foreign web server and is therefore banned to ensure the supremacy of our own software.
Trickle-down
High taxes on content publishers prevented them hiring the person who would have written this page.
Speculative bubble
The page never actually existed and was fundamentally impossible, but everyone bought into it in a frenzy and it's all now ending in tears.
Socialism
If you were to get the page you wanted you might get a better page than someone else, which would be unfair. This way at least everyone gets the same.
Behavioural economics i
The influence of psychological factors caused you to act in a manner that would not be expected of a purely rational actor.
Theory of the second best i
The best outcome was unacheivable, so you have arrived here instead

ziggysego

Quote from: laoislad on January 05, 2016, 01:10:13 PM
Quote from: ziggysego on January 05, 2016, 01:04:45 PM
Quote from: laoislad on January 05, 2016, 12:54:58 PM
Quote from: ziggysego on January 05, 2016, 11:48:50 AM
I have scoliosis, which leaves me with terrible back pain. It was awful over the Christmas holidays. I went for a massage yesterday. I left there feeling great.
Happy ending?

Yes.
You dirty dog.
Did you get the mods discount?

Don't know, you'll have to ask [censored]. He'll tell you.
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illdecide

When your team scores in the 94th minute to get you your football bet up...Top notch
I can swim a little but i can't fly an inch

seafoid

When any of Cork, Tipp or especially Cody in hurling or Kerry  or the Dubs are beaten in the All Ireland Final.

seafoid

John Digweed, for services to beats

He was 50% of Sasha and Digweed who produced Northern Exposure 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaY3spCDdpY

He is the man behind Bedrock records
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Jk26lOI7Ck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moLGGqwpoIc

He has become one of the top DJs in the world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qYLIeR3GwY

stew

Quote from: illdecide on January 05, 2016, 04:01:22 PM
When your team scores in the 94th minute to get you your football bet up...Top notch

Absolutely.
Armagh, the one true love of a mans life.

seafoid

Ashleigh Banfield was sacked by CNN for this in 2003 . TV ladies are not supposed to speak truth  aka why mass media in the West is so shit .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpbirdYRSW0

seafoid

The Munster Final in Tom Semple's field

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cz6vsTLPJU

the money shot is Dan Shanahan at 14.10

seafoid

Booker T and the MGs


STREET FIGHTER

Quote from: GJL on January 05, 2016, 08:53:35 AM
Sons of Anarchy. Finished it last night. Complete mind fcuk of a show.

probably wrong thread but worth watching??