Things that make you go What the F**k?

[gallsman]

Woman trapped in window trying to retrieve poo after Tinder date

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296

[Ethan Tremblay]

Just seen that lmao.  Holy fcuk how do you even try and explain that rationally!

[quit yo jibbajabba]

has shit. that's ok.
shit doesn't flush. worse things have happened missus, don't panic
lifts shit from toilet. that's really not ok. I told ye not to panic ffs
tries to throw shit out a window. again. not ok. would ye calm yerself down woman and think about what yer doin.
climbs into window to retrieve stuck shit. what could possibly go wrong.
gets stuck. that's what could go wrong
firemen called. you deserved that tbh

[Ethan Tremblay]

Murphys law in full flow

[HiMucker]

I really feel for the poo girl

[armaghniac]

I really feel for the poo girl

What about the lad waiting for the court and yer one just says I'm off to the bathroom?
I wonder how the relationship is going?

[haveaharp]

that song from reservoir dogs


Stuck in the middle with poo........

[johnneycool]

Danske Bank ATM's dolling out the cash yesterday evening. Near riots at the Springfield road ATM..

[armaghniac]

Danske Bank ATM's dollihttp://gaaboard.com/board/Themes/default/images/bbc/code.gifng out the cash yesterday evening. Near riots at the Springfield road ATM..

They'll just change the colour of the banknotes and render the old ones useless.

[Boycey]

https://youtu.be/APmoU74ZsG4

The Foo Fighters and Rick Astley 

[Over the Bar]

Danske Bank ATM's dollihttp://gaaboard.com/board/Themes/default/images/bbc/code.gifng out the cash yesterday evening. Near riots at the Springfield road ATM..

They'll just change the colour of the banknotes and render the old ones useless.

A bank  cannot decide to render legal tender useless cause they've fcuked up.   That's why it's called legal tender...they've an obligation to accept it!

[armaghniac]

Danske Bank ATM's dollihttp://gaaboard.com/board/Themes/default/images/bbc/code.gifng out the cash yesterday evening. Near riots at the Springfield road ATM..

They'll just change the colour of the banknotes and render the old ones useless.

A bank  cannot decide to render legal tender useless cause they've fcuked up.   That's why it's called legal tender...they've an obligation to accept it!

Northern Ireland banknotes are not legal tender and they did change the colour of Northern Bank notes after a SF fund raising a decade ago.

[Over the Bar]

Danske Bank ATM's dollihttp://gaaboard.com/board/Themes/default/images/bbc/code.gifng out the cash yesterday evening. Near riots at the Springfield road ATM..

They'll just change the colour of the banknotes and render the old ones useless.

A bank  cannot decide to render legal tender useless cause they've fcuked up.   That's why it's called legal tender...they've an obligation to accept it!

Northern Ireland banknotes are not legal tender and they did change the colour of Northern Bank notes after a SF fund raising a decade ago.

It's legal tender in NI - obviously!
They can change the color all they like but the notes spewed out by the ATM remain legal tender and won't be rendered useless as you suggest.  If they are brought to the bank they will be exchanged for the new notes in circulation.

[gallsman]

It's legal tender in NI - obviously!

I hate to be pedantic, but as you insisted this was "obviously" the case, I will be.

Norn Iron banknotes are not legal tender (a term that has a very specific meaning) anywhere in the UK, including Norn Iron itself.

[AZOffaly]

This is interesting.

"Are Scottish bank notes legal tender? No, not even in Scotland, but that doesn't mean they shouldn't be used. It simply means most people don't understand what legal tender is (see below). Bank of England notes are only legal tender in England and Wales, meaning there are no legal tender notes in Scotland at all.

What is legal tender? It simply means if you have a court order against you for money, the person you owe cannot turn down your settlement if you offer to pay by legal tender.

Trivia time - Is 22p of 2ps legal tender? No, but 18p is. For pub quiz use only, be aware that with coins the amount counts. So you can settle court debts of up to 20p in 1ps and 2ps; up to £5 in 5p's & 10p's, and up to £10 in 20p's & 50p's. However, £1 & £2 coins are legal tender up to any amount - in England, Scotland, Wales & Northern Ireland.

What if a shop refuses your cash? There's little you can do, shops don't have to sell you goods, whatever you offer for payment.
Let me finish with a quick word to English shopkeepers - please accept Scottish and Northern Irish notes. While not legal tender, they are UK Parliament-approved legal currency, which makes them a perfectly acceptable way to pay."