Things that make you go What the F**k?

Started by The Real Laoislad, November 19, 2007, 05:54:25 PM

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Jell 0 Biafra

Quote from: RedHand88 on June 08, 2024, 09:43:53 PM
Quote from: From the Bunker on June 08, 2024, 06:05:21 PM
Quote from: dec on June 08, 2024, 04:14:25 PMA few years back I took great pleasure in filling in every box and giving Ian Paisley my last preference in a European election.

I'd rather my vote to just vanish into thin air than for the rest on the ballot to benefit from it if it was transferable.

They won't benefit though if it's the last number on the ticket.

They can't all be last, though.  I take it that's Bunker's point.

weareros

A crypt with mummified remains that was said to have inspired Bram Stoker's Dracula destroyed in fire after someone set fire to historic St Michans church.

https://www.rte.ie/news/2024/0611/1454267-st-michans-church/

Tony Baloney

Quote from: weareros on June 11, 2024, 10:28:30 PMA crypt with mummified remains that was said to have inspired Bram Stoker's Dracula destroyed in fire after someone set fire to historic St Michans church.

https://www.rte.ie/news/2024/0611/1454267-st-michans-church/
There are some cretins about.

Jell 0 Biafra

Quote from: weareros on June 11, 2024, 10:28:30 PMA crypt with mummified remains that was said to have inspired Bram Stoker's Dracula destroyed in fire after someone set fire to historic St Michans church.

https://www.rte.ie/news/2024/0611/1454267-st-michans-church/

You can never be too careful with these vampire mummies.

Ghost

Derry's infamous doctor is doing a fortnight at his majesty's pleasure

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn446pd25m8o


Tony Baloney

Quote from: Ghost on June 12, 2024, 07:50:16 PMDerry's infamous doctor is doing a fortnight at his majesty's pleasure

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn446pd25m8o


She's not a "free woman" for at least 2 weeks.

Snapchap

77,442 people saw Regina Doherty's name on a ballot paper and actually proceeded to give her a vote.

W.
T.
F.

marty34

Or the Kildare candidate who wants to get women breeding.

'We're great women and we want them breeding'. 

Wtf?

And he got elected!

Armagh18

Quote from: marty34 on June 12, 2024, 10:32:23 PMOr the Kildare candidate who wants to get women breeding.

'We're great women and we want them breeding'. 

Wtf?

And he got elected!
Nothing wrong with that, we'd love to get the Clifford genes up to Armagh and breeding!

JoG2

Quote from: Tony Baloney on June 12, 2024, 08:32:28 PM
Quote from: Ghost on June 12, 2024, 07:50:16 PMDerry's infamous doctor is doing a fortnight at his majesty's pleasure

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn446pd25m8o


She's not a "free woman" for at least 2 weeks.

Having tried to gain a seat in Donegal this time around, the 150 votes she got last week should give her some comfort.

johnnycool

Quote from: Armagh18 on June 12, 2024, 11:07:04 PM
Quote from: marty34 on June 12, 2024, 10:32:23 PMOr the Kildare candidate who wants to get women breeding.

'We're great women and we want them breeding'. 

Wtf?

And he got elected!
Nothing wrong with that, we'd love to get the Clifford genes up to Armagh and breeding!

Reminds me of the great story about the lads sitting in a bar in Wexford mulling over yet another hammering at the hands of kilkenny when it was muted they'd need to go up to Kilkenny and bring a few women back with them when a wise old sage at the corner of the bar interjected "Make sure they're already pregnant before you bring them back down"


Milltown Row2

Quote from: johnnycool on June 13, 2024, 01:59:37 PM
Quote from: Armagh18 on June 12, 2024, 11:07:04 PM
Quote from: marty34 on June 12, 2024, 10:32:23 PMOr the Kildare candidate who wants to get women breeding.

'We're great women and we want them breeding'. 

Wtf?

And he got elected!
Nothing wrong with that, we'd love to get the Clifford genes up to Armagh and breeding!

Reminds me of the great story about the lads sitting in a bar in Wexford mulling over yet another hammering at the hands of kilkenny when it was muted they'd need to go up to Kilkenny and bring a few women back with them when a wise old sage at the corner of the bar interjected "Make sure they're already pregnant before you bring them back down"



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David McKeown

Quote from: Ghost on June 12, 2024, 07:50:16 PMDerry's infamous doctor is doing a fortnight at his majesty's pleasure

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn446pd25m8o



Well that's her choice as she was offered further time to pay and refused it.  She also refused any of the alternatives
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AustinPowers

The Omagh hum. Why  won't they tell us what it is?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cmm3jerqvero

Is it Aliens?  Fracking? Father Purcell  , the humming priest from Father Ted?

marty34

Quote from: AustinPowers on June 13, 2024, 08:24:50 PMThe Omagh hum. Why  won't they tell us what it is?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cmm3jerqvero

Is it Aliens?  Fracking? Father Purcell  , the humming priest from Father Ted?


They mention some factory or workplace I think but no names or locations etc.

Strange one alright.