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Title: What have you never done or seen in your life?
Post by: BennyCake on December 31, 2018, 05:24:31 PM
Heard this discussed recently about seemingly everyday things that some people have never done or seen, eg. never been on a plane, never been to the cinema, never owned a TV etc.

It would be interesting to hear others.
Title: Re: What have you never done or seen in your life?
Post by: Insane Bolt on December 31, 2018, 05:29:16 PM
Never been in a Turkish prison 😜
Title: Re: What have you never done or seen in your life?
Post by: brokencrossbar1 on December 31, 2018, 05:39:48 PM
Quote from: Insane Bolt on December 31, 2018, 05:29:16 PM
Never been in a Turkish prison 😜

Liar
Title: Re: What have you never done or seen in your life?
Post by: red hander on December 31, 2018, 06:22:29 PM
Done both... at the same time
Title: Re: What have you never done or seen in your life?
Post by: ONeill on December 31, 2018, 06:24:03 PM
Failed an MOT
Title: Re: What have you never done or seen in your life?
Post by: Targetman on December 31, 2018, 06:48:24 PM
Woke up after a feed of drink without a hangover, and they're getting worse!!
Title: Re: What have you never done or seen in your life?
Post by: laoislad on December 31, 2018, 07:05:09 PM
Smoke.
Title: Re: What have you never done or seen in your life?
Post by: Itchy on December 31, 2018, 07:17:07 PM
Never bought Diesel in Meath
Title: Re: What have you never done or seen in your life?
Post by: ONeill on December 31, 2018, 07:28:46 PM
Kissed a man.
Title: Re: What have you never done or seen in your life?
Post by: LooseCannon on December 31, 2018, 07:48:45 PM
Quote from: Itchy on December 31, 2018, 07:17:07 PM
Never bought Diesel in Meath
I never smuggled anything 😉
Title: Re: What have you never done or seen in your life?
Post by: north_antrim_hound on December 31, 2018, 08:01:34 PM
Never told the wife about me and her sister
Title: Re: What have you never done or seen in your life?
Post by: Aristo 60 on December 31, 2018, 08:23:22 PM
Never broke a bone. That I know of. Touch wood.
Title: Re: What have you never done or seen in your life?
Post by: clarshack on December 31, 2018, 08:26:58 PM
Never shoplifted
Title: Re: What have you never done or seen in your life?
Post by: BennyCake on December 31, 2018, 08:44:31 PM
Never watched any of the Star Wars films
Title: Re: What have you never done or seen in your life?
Post by: FermGael on December 31, 2018, 09:15:07 PM
Never watched Pulp Fiction.
Title: Re: What have you never done or seen in your life?
Post by: mrdeeds on December 31, 2018, 09:19:06 PM
Never watched a Fast and Furious movie or Harry Potter.
Title: Re: What have you never done or seen in your life?
Post by: laoislad on December 31, 2018, 09:28:27 PM
Never watched ET.
Title: Re: What have you never done or seen in your life?
Post by: ONeill on December 31, 2018, 09:58:07 PM
Quote from: FermGael on December 31, 2018, 09:15:07 PM
Never watched Pulp Fiction.

Has anyone from Fermanagh
Title: Re: What have you never done or seen in your life?
Post by: Captain Obvious on December 31, 2018, 10:01:09 PM
Skinny dipping in the moonlight
Title: Re: What have you never done or seen in your life?
Post by: clarshack on December 31, 2018, 10:40:31 PM
Never watched the Godfather films. I have them but have never got around to it.
Title: Re: What have you never done or seen in your life?
Post by: Orior on December 31, 2018, 10:47:27 PM
Never did jury duty. Never even been asked.
Title: Re: What have you never done or seen in your life?
Post by: BennyCake on December 31, 2018, 10:59:05 PM
Quote from: clarshack on December 31, 2018, 10:40:31 PM
Never watched the Godfather films. I have them but have never got around to it.

Same here.

It took me about 5 attempts before I managed to sit through Pulp Fiction too
Title: Re: What have you never done or seen in your life?
Post by: FermGael on December 31, 2018, 11:25:10 PM
Quote from: ONeill on December 31, 2018, 09:58:07 PM
Quote from: FermGael on December 31, 2018, 09:15:07 PM
Never watched Pulp Fiction.


Has anyone from Fermanagh

Maybe some or those lads who live on the Kilskeery/Trillick border. Apparently they have colour TV there as well
Title: Re: What have you never done or seen in your life?
Post by: HiMucker on January 01, 2019, 12:20:31 AM
Never masturbated
Title: Re: What have you never done or seen in your life?
Post by: laoislad on January 01, 2019, 12:21:52 AM
Quote from: HiMucker on January 01, 2019, 12:20:31 AM
Never masturbated
Post of the year....
Title: Re: What have you never done or seen in your life?
Post by: Tony Baloney on January 01, 2019, 12:29:02 AM
Quote from: laoislad on January 01, 2019, 12:21:52 AM
Quote from: HiMucker on January 01, 2019, 12:20:31 AM
Never masturbated
Post of the year....
Liar of the year!
Title: Re: What have you never done or seen in your life?
Post by: mrdeeds on January 01, 2019, 12:51:39 AM
Quote from: HiMucker on January 01, 2019, 12:20:31 AM
Never masturbated

Drink
Title: Re: What have you never done or seen in your life?
Post by: quit yo jibbajabba on January 01, 2019, 12:52:57 AM
Ive never watched HiMucker masturbate
Title: Re: What have you never done or seen in your life?
Post by: north_antrim_hound on January 01, 2019, 01:03:59 AM
Quote from: quit yo jibbajabba on January 01, 2019, 12:52:57 AM
Ive never watched HiMucker masturbate

Liar
Title: Re: What have you never done or seen in your life?
Post by: Aloysius Snuffleupagus on January 01, 2019, 01:17:46 AM
Quote from: ONeill on December 31, 2018, 09:58:07 PM
Quote from: FermGael on December 31, 2018, 09:15:07 PM
Never watched Pulp Fiction.

Has anyone from Fermanagh
A tyrone man questioning cultural shortcomings. The world is close to an end
Title: Re: What have you never done or seen in your life?
Post by: Tony Baloney on January 01, 2019, 01:21:42 AM
Quote from: Aloysius Snuffleupagus on January 01, 2019, 01:17:46 AM
Quote from: ONeill on December 31, 2018, 09:58:07 PM
Quote from: FermGael on December 31, 2018, 09:15:07 PM
Never watched Pulp Fiction.

Has anyone from Fermanagh
A tyrone man questioning cultural shortcomings. The world is close to an end
Dale Farm have a yogurt factory in Dungannon so there is some culture in Tyrone.
Title: Re: What have you never done or seen in your life?
Post by: ziggysego on January 01, 2019, 02:53:52 AM
Fermanagh winning Ulster
Title: Re: What have you never done or seen in your life?
Post by: charlieTully on January 01, 2019, 03:44:15 AM
Fkucked a Tyrone lass. Never will either. They are stank.
Title: Re: What have you never done or seen in your life?
Post by: Puckoon on January 01, 2019, 05:50:44 AM
Never Changed my own oil, taken Heroin, or successfully read the Lord of the Rings

That aside it's been a good run
Title: Re: What have you never done or seen in your life?
Post by: David McKeown on January 01, 2019, 08:58:22 AM
I've never seen attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. Nor have I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.
Title: Re: What have you never done or seen in your life?
Post by: gawa316 on January 01, 2019, 09:22:55 AM
Quote from: ONeill on December 31, 2018, 09:58:07 PM
Quote from: FermGael on December 31, 2018, 09:15:07 PM
Never watched Pulp Fiction.

Has anyone from Fermanagh

Yes...never watched the Lion King though
Title: Re: What have you never done or seen in your life?
Post by: grounded on January 01, 2019, 11:20:22 AM
Never ran a marathon. It just seems like suffering!
Title: Re: What have you never done or seen in your life?
Post by: HiMucker on January 01, 2019, 02:50:45 PM
Quote from: quit yo jibbajabba on January 01, 2019, 12:52:57 AM
Ive never watched HiMucker masturbate
:Dthe lights are always off!
Title: Re: What have you never done or seen in your life?
Post by: Jim Bob on January 01, 2019, 02:51:46 PM
Never watched an episode of Fr Ted
Title: Re: What have you never done or seen in your life?
Post by: RedHand88 on January 01, 2019, 03:38:22 PM
Quote from: Jim Bob on January 01, 2019, 02:51:46 PM
Never watched an episode of Fr Ted

What.
Title: Re: What have you never done or seen in your life?
Post by: armaghniac on January 01, 2019, 03:38:31 PM
I've never met a nice South African or seen Mayo win the All Ireland.
Title: Re: What have you never done or seen in your life?
Post by: Jim Bob on January 01, 2019, 03:48:35 PM
Quote from: RedHand88 on January 01, 2019, 03:38:22 PM
Quote from: Jim Bob on January 01, 2019, 02:51:46 PM
Never watched an episode of Fr Ted

What.

Never watched an episode of Fr Ted
Title: Re: What have you never done or seen in your life?
Post by: ziggysego on January 01, 2019, 04:25:45 PM
Quote from: armaghniac on January 01, 2019, 03:38:31 PM
I've never met a nice South African or seen Mayo win the All Ireland.

I went on a date with a South African. She was nice.
Title: Re: What have you never done or seen in your life?
Post by: armaghniac on January 01, 2019, 04:47:29 PM
Quote from: ziggysego on January 01, 2019, 04:25:45 PM
Quote from: armaghniac on January 01, 2019, 03:38:31 PM
I've never met a nice South African or seen Mayo win the All Ireland.

I went on a date with a South African. She was nice.

You are too young to get the reference, perhaps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxEweP2TiMk
Title: Re: What have you never done or seen in your life?
Post by: ziggysego on January 01, 2019, 04:50:11 PM
Quote from: armaghniac on January 01, 2019, 04:47:29 PM
Quote from: ziggysego on January 01, 2019, 04:25:45 PM
Quote from: armaghniac on January 01, 2019, 03:38:31 PM
I've never met a nice South African or seen Mayo win the All Ireland.

I went on a date with a South African. She was nice.

You are too young to get the reference, perhaps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxEweP2TiMk

Apparently so 😂
Title: Re: What have you never done or seen in your life?
Post by: Newbridge Exile on January 01, 2019, 04:58:32 PM
Quote from: ziggysego on January 01, 2019, 04:50:11 PM
Quote from: armaghniac on January 01, 2019, 04:47:29 PM
Quote from: ziggysego on January 01, 2019, 04:25:45 PM
Quote from: armaghniac on January 01, 2019, 03:38:31 PM
I've never met a nice South African or seen Mayo win the All Ireland.

I went on a date with a South African. She was nice.

You are too young to get the reference, perhaps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxEweP2TiMk

Apparently so 😂
Now that is a real blast from the past
Title: Re: What have you never done or seen in your life?
Post by: seafoid on January 02, 2019, 07:06:42 AM
Bought a cow
Hurled for the county
Appeared on the Late Late Show
Struck a woman
Learnt Czech
Menstruated
Gave birth
Got involved with Man Utd
Did a marathon
Put sweet corn in a salad