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General discussion / Re: Pontzpass
« on: August 21, 2007, 12:41:38 AM »
lol

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General discussion / Re: Pontzpass
« on: August 21, 2007, 12:31:43 AM »
You wouldnt be tough enough to live in the Pass, hardstation.

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General discussion / Re: Pontzpass
« on: August 20, 2007, 11:58:37 PM »
I was born and bred in Poyntzpass, so I think I'm qualified to answer. I'll need to run a credit rating on your friend Gothair before I can offer any advice. Also need to check out your friend's gaelic football pedigree.

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General discussion / Exercise your mind
« on: August 20, 2007, 10:27:25 PM »
Stop drooling over Rose of Tralee pictures with this...

Two men are talking.

Man A “Do you have any children?”

Man B “Yes, 3”

Man A “What age are they?”

Man B “The product of ages is 36”

Man A “Hmmm, I don’t have enough info. Tell me more”

Man B “The sum of their ages is your house number”

Man A “Hmmm, I don’t have enough info. Tell me more”

Man B “My eldest child is a vegetarian”

Man A “Ah, now I know”



What are the ages of the children?

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General discussion / Re: Rose of Tralee - pick yours
« on: August 20, 2007, 09:35:12 PM »
Instead of a beauty contest some of those birds are better equipped for gathering spuds or stooking hay.

8856
Four fourks sake, its no four gone conclusion, four he maybe back befour you can count four quality cavan county players

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General discussion / Re: Japanese
« on: August 20, 2007, 07:48:49 PM »
Q. If a bra is an upper decker flopper stopper,
and a jock strap is a lower decker boulder holder,
then what do you call a happy-go-lucky oriental person whose father suffers from dysentry?







A. A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappie.

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General discussion / Re: Aer Lingus strike
« on: August 20, 2007, 07:44:54 PM »
I thought from the thread title that perhaps Aer Lingus planes were being fitted with machine guns :(

And here are the new air hostesses



8859
General discussion / Re: Ziggy's Caption Competition 17-08-2007
« on: August 17, 2007, 10:32:58 PM »
Did you shave today?

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General discussion / Re: Ziggy's Caption Competition 17-08-2007
« on: August 17, 2007, 03:50:45 PM »
LOL

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Why all the talk about the play being outdated??

That's true. Plays don't get updated to fit into modern life.

Otherwise we'd have The Playboy of the Western World set in amongst gangbangers in LA starring Jessica Alba as Pegeen Mike and Brad Pitt as Christy Mahon.

Hmmm. It also seems to the annual July 13th re-enactment of King Billy defeating King James is a bit outdated.

You'll have to come up with a better excuse than that MW.

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General discussion / Re: Your Last Supper
« on: August 17, 2007, 10:31:23 AM »
You'll never get past sex junkie Angelina. Poor Debbie, lol

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General discussion / Re: Your Last Supper
« on: August 17, 2007, 09:32:29 AM »
So, you're a believer in reincarnation then Orior?

First sitting was a dry run.

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General discussion / Re: Your Last Supper
« on: August 16, 2007, 11:37:16 PM »
Jeez I'm hungry again after reading this thread

Starter
Vegetable soup

Main
Boiled spuds with butter melting on them, bacon and cabbage

Dessert
Fudge nut sundae

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General discussion / Re: Your Last Supper
« on: August 16, 2007, 10:17:10 PM »
Starter:
Melon

Main Course:
Steak well done, with onions and chips

Dessert:
Pavlova


all served by naked buxom ladies

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