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General discussion / Re: Brexit.
« on: December 14, 2018, 12:03:42 PM »
Theresa May and Celtic have something in common.

They both repeated their autumn Salzburg humiliations last night.

But there are also key differences.

The Norway option came good in the end for Celtic, and kept them in Europe.

It won't for May.

Celtic ended up reaching the last 32.

May could end up losing the whole 32.

I'll give you 6 out of 10 for that.

General discussion / Re: Death Notices
« on: December 14, 2018, 12:00:43 PM »
Sondra Locke

Clint Eastwood's leading female of choice in his mid 1970s semi-comedy fillums.

Aged 74 from cancer.

(She took him to the cleaners as well if I recall)

Was a strange couple

Why strange?

General discussion / Work Christmas Dinners
« on: December 13, 2018, 11:22:23 AM »
I've a couple of Christmas dinners to go to this year. Here's my tips:

1) this is not the occasion to have a go at the boss because you didn't get a pay rise
2) this is not the occasion to have a go at the boss because you don't agree with strategy
3) this is not the occasion to have a go at the colleague who winds you up all the time
4) if you're going try your luck with Julie from accounts, then make sure she feels the same
5) if the old lady from payroll makes a pass at you then politely decline
6) if the young lad from marketing makes a pass at you then tell him you are already spoken for
7) remember you still have to work with everyone the next day

GAA Discussion / Re: Club Championships Jan-Mar 2019
« on: December 10, 2018, 12:24:26 PM »
I hear Beaufort prefer to play on a windy day.

Iíll see myself out.


GAA Discussion / Re: Joe Brolly
« on: December 10, 2018, 10:42:20 AM »
Who was he with - RTE team? Dungiven folk? St Bridgets? Lawyers? If the latter, then that's okay.

General discussion / Re: Brexit.
« on: December 09, 2018, 04:13:04 PM »
Here's one for Priti to watch....

General discussion / Re: Sinn Fein? They have gone away, you know.
« on: December 07, 2018, 04:44:30 PM »
See Barry Mcelduff back in the game.

Jobs for the boys. Keep the gravy train running. Choo, Choo!!

Yeah. They are all soooo wealthy. Ching ching.

He had no case to answer according to the prosecution service, yet stood down. Whereas the DUP...

General discussion / Re: Consecrated Virgins
« on: December 07, 2018, 04:38:12 PM »
Strange yet interesting.

BBC News - Consecrated virgins: 'I got married to Christ'

I don't quite understand how they differentiate themselves from Nuns.

General discussion / Re: FAO Walt Jabsco
« on: November 28, 2018, 03:21:00 PM »
Let me know if you boys are planning a recce of the Christmas Cracker in December.  I signed up in a moment of madness after swearing blind I'd never do it again!  No way could it be as brutal as last year, could it???

I done that last year it was worse than hell parts of that course ground like a bog in parts!

I hear rumours this years is solely confined to the park due to the costs required for running on public roads. Missed last years and will miss this years due to wedding anniversary, pity as would do a lot of my running in the park

There are not many things better than getting your first pair of cross-country spikes.

General discussion / Re: Brexit.
« on: November 25, 2018, 10:49:31 PM »
Oh dear oh dear.

So Project Fear was not just made up stories?

General discussion / Re: Corny One for Friday
« on: November 25, 2018, 09:18:18 PM »
Who can remember all the Bart Simpson pranks phoning Moe's Tavern? Try doing these in your own work.

"Hi sweetie. Is there a guy in your department called Peacock. First name Drew?"

Alanis Morissette - Head Over Feet

Very simple video, but it works well...

General discussion / Re: Belfast
« on: November 25, 2018, 12:28:04 PM »
Is Bishops not still about lads??

Longs is the best Fish and Chips in the city!!

Longs is hard to find from the Europa, which is a pity cause its only a very short walk.

General discussion / Re: Belfast
« on: November 25, 2018, 09:42:54 AM »
I met up with Dougal last night and he was in rare form.

Overnighted at the Bullitt Hotel. Strange name for Belfast. I wonder can you get a six-pack from the bar?  ::)

Both you boyos are banned from Beal Feirste. We donít eat fish ní chips. We eat flegs.

General discussion / Re: The Official Golf Thread
« on: November 24, 2018, 08:47:34 AM »
I enjoyed it. Great advert for the course

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