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General discussion / Re: The Official Golf Thread
« on: May 27, 2018, 03:12:58 PM »
Rory still in control of the tournament?😩

Our expectations of Rory are way too high.

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General discussion / Re: Finding Love in 2018
« on: May 25, 2018, 11:22:42 AM »
The ability not to send texts or whatsapp messages to the wrong person is fine attribute.

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General discussion / Re: The Official Golf Thread
« on: May 25, 2018, 11:18:31 AM »
I hope Rory isn't starting to write his winners speech. It's only Friday morning.

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GAA Discussion / Re: Football qualifier route 2018
« on: May 25, 2018, 10:50:46 AM »
Well the first round losers have plenty of time to lick their wounds before the first qualifier match and then it's make or break.

Dates for qualifier rounds:

9th june (1st round)
23rd June (2nd round)
30 June  (3rd round)
7th July (4th round)

When will the draw be made?

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General discussion / Re: Running/owning a small business
« on: May 25, 2018, 10:46:35 AM »
I thought your starting point would be the local council and InvestNI.

Good luck.

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General discussion / Re: The Official World Cup 2018 Thread
« on: May 24, 2018, 10:32:25 AM »
Time to roll out this again, and at least I replaced Yugoslavia with Croatia but I'm so lazy I haven't even checked if they qualified.


Soccer World Cup Squads Announced
=======================

The following squads have been announced for the 2018 World Cup

BRAZILIAN SQUAD for World Cup
Goalkeeper: Pincochio
Sweeper:  Libero
Defenders: Vimto, Memento, Borneo, Tango
Midfield: Cheerio, Subbuteo, Scenario, Fellatio
Forwards: Portfolio
Substitutes: Placebo, Porno, Polio, Banjo, Brasso, Stereo (L), Stereo (R), Hydrochlorofluoro, Aristotle


CROATIAN SQUAD
Goalkeeper: Itch
Defenders:  Annoyingitch, Hardtoreachitch, Scratchanditch
Midfielders: Hic, Sic, Spic, Pric
Wingers: Digaditch, Fallinaditch
Forwards: Horseraditch
Substitutes: Mowapitch, Letsgetrich, Shagabitch


RUSSIAN  SQUAD
Goalkeeper:  Whodyanicabolicov
Wing Backs: Ticlycov, Chesticov, Nasticov
Defenders:  Slalomsky, Downhilsky
Midfielders:  Risky, Swedishskev, Mastershev
Forwards:  Fuckov, Taykitov
Substitutes: Rubitov, Gechakitov, Sodov, Pastryshev, Najinsky, Desert Orchid


ROMANIAN SQUAD
Goalkeeper: Chatanoogaciouciou
Wing Backs: Atishiou, Blessiou, Thankyou
Defenders: Busqueue, Snookercu
Midfielders: Pennyciou, Twoapennyciou, Fourapennyciou
Forwards: I'llgetciou, Youandwhosarmi
Substitutes: U, NonU, ManU, Stuffyiou, Lee Kwan Yu


DANISH  SQUAD
Goalkeeper: Toomanigoalssen
Defenders: Tryandstopussen, Crapdefenssen, Haveagossen
Midfielders: Firstsson, Secondsson, Thirdsson
Wingers: Legshurtssen, Notroubleseeingussen
Forwards: Wherestheballssen, Getthebeerssen
Substitutes: Howmanygoalsisthatssen, Finallygaveupcountinssen, Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen, YourelatedtoAlexFergusonssen


ITIALIAN SQUAD
Goalkeeper: Baloni
Defenders: Potbelli, Beerbelli, Giveitsumwelli
Midfielders: Wotsontelli, Toonsgotkenni, Onetoomani
Wingers: Legslikejelli, Havabenni
Forwards: Wobblijelli, Spendapenni
Substitutes: Cantthinkofani, Buggermi


MEXICAN SQUAD
Goalkeeper: San Francisco
Defenders: Costa Brava, Hopelez, Juan Andonly, Manual Gearbox
Midfielders: Don Criformi-Argentina, Bodegas, Luis Canon, Sombrero
Forwards: Chihuahua, Jose
Substitutes: Jesus Maria Don Key, Burrito, Speedy Gonzalez, Tequila, Caramba


DUTCH SQUAD
Goalkeeper: Kenning Van Hire
Defenders: Van Diemansland, Van der Valk, Van Gard, Van Erealdizeez
Midfielders: Ad Van Tagus, Van Sprokendown, Aye van Hoe
Forwards: Van Coova, Hertz Van Rental, Transit Van Dors
Substitutes: Van Iller, Van Ishincreme, Van Morrison

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General discussion / Re: GDPR
« on: May 23, 2018, 03:25:54 PM »
Fearon, the second biggest w*nker from Poyntzpass on the GAA board.

Ouch.

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General discussion / Re: Corny One for Friday
« on: May 23, 2018, 12:04:41 PM »
Two dogs in a bar.

Dog 1: "I heard a great joke today"

Dog 2: "Let's hear it then"

Dog 1: "Knock knock”

Dog 2: “Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!”

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General discussion / GDPR
« on: May 23, 2018, 11:36:05 AM »
Right so GAA Board, what are yis storing about me?

What are yis planning with my details? Is it world domination?

Have you forgotten Tony Fearon? Who?

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General discussion / Re: Brexit.
« on: May 23, 2018, 09:54:48 AM »
The most depressing thing that I seen on television in many years was yesterday's clip from the Northern Ireland Affairs Committee grilling the minister of state for immigration.

Among the big hitters were Kate Hoey, Gregory Campbell and Ian Paisley, giving the minister grief about british and irish passports and then about custom signs on the border.

https://www.parliament.uk/business/committees/committees-a-z/commons-select/northern-ireland-affairs-committee/news-parliament-2017/passports-minister-evidence-17-19/

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General discussion / Re: The Official Golf Thread
« on: May 22, 2018, 02:43:05 PM »
That is ridiculous. There should be a limit on vice captains. And it should be 1.

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General discussion / Re: RTE to show live coverage of Royal Wedding
« on: May 21, 2018, 02:50:52 PM »
This is a huge day for Ulster Roman Catholicism.

If I've learned anything in my thirtysomething years on this earth, it's that nordie taigs love two things above all - Manchester United FC and the Royal Family.

We fear for the rest of your education then.

Sometime in the 70s there was a Royal wedding in the middle of the week and the loyal schools were all off. The Abbey had no truck with that kind of thing and was business as usual. But the fecking bus in Cross' wouldn't start. We pushed it back and forth on the Square and then down the hill where it ended up immobile outside Joe Kernan's present house. No way was it going to start. Going home wasn't an option, so we had to thumb to Newry where the teacher had a good laugh that he thought the two Cross lads had taken the day off for the nuptials.

Very funny story. You must be great craic talking shite in the pub

Okay, let's hear your entry for the Pulitzer Prize.

Then I
will decide
as to whether to
take you seriously.

(anyone like acrostics?)

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General discussion / Re: Brexit.
« on: May 21, 2018, 12:26:29 PM »
Interesting that the English were over again inspecting the border. Did they follow protocol? One mistake is forgivable. Twice is an insult.

Also interesting is that the English bypass the DUP.

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Best side won. All over the field.

Clearly, and it sweetened the bitter taste of Saturday evening, lol.

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If Armagh had converted half of their wide tally then they could have won. We could’ve achieved that easily with Oisin O’Neill or Jamie Clarke on the pitch, picking off balls laid off by Murnin.

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