Overheard at a GAA match

[APM]

I think there used to be a thread along these lines. Has to be some funny ones out there.

This one made me laugh.

Athletic Grounds, Qualifiers 1st Round 2022, Armagh v Tyrone.

MC makes the following announcement on the tannoy:

An Fogra
Could the owner of car registration ABC 1234 please return to their car.

They have left their doors open............

with the key in the ignition..................

and the engine running

 

[Armagh18]

First game back after covid. Probably heard up and down the country as well was manager shouting at his corner back.

"For f**k sake Johnny you aren't socially distancing now get f**king tight!"

[Square Ball]

Ffs do your manager a favour and take yourself off.

[marty34]

An old one....shouting at the corner forward, get warmed up, you're coming off!

[seafoid]

-Pure fuckin usheless
-Puthrid
- Watch them f**k it up in the second half

Galway hurling has its own DEFCON scale of failure

[balladmaker]

At Casement many moons ago at a county game, the announcer came over the Tannoy ... "Close all exits, the gate proceeds have been stolen" ... it got a cheer around the ground

[imtommygunn]

I think I was at that one. Derry Monaghan 1993.

[ONeill]

If it was a fish supper ye'd catch it.

[Derryman forever]

Young female Derry supporter to Tyrone player at Celtic park NL game

"Number 15 you couldn't score in a brothel"

[Itchy]

Useless f**ker wouldn't catch a cold

[Wildweasel74]

Not a game but training, Former Derry player years ago taking our U-12 on summer scheme. Lads misses the ball a few times in The air.scud - If it was a Mars I throw to you, you wouldn't miss it!! They were a heavily overweight U12 team.