Thread to invent headlines for the Irish Independent

Started by seafoid, September 08, 2016, 12:00:54 PM

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seafoid

"f**k it, just score"- Donaghy   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbxG2WwVRjU

Shamrock Shore

Can we include Sunday Independent?

If so

Barry Egan - why I had a lower rib removed  ::)

seafoid

"f**k it, just score"- Donaghy   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbxG2WwVRjU

laoislad

Quote from: seafoid on September 08, 2016, 12:00:54 PM
Eg Georgia Salpia tells us about her breakfast
She can have my sausage any day of the week....
When you think you're fucked you're only about 40% fucked.

Rossfan

Former Sinn Fèin Councillor didn't wash behind his ears
Davy's given us a dream to cling to
We're going to bring home the SAM

ashman

Meet the rugby WAGs,

By the way in the Indo all the girls are a "top model" .  How do they measure who is the top.

AZOffaly

Yeah, but then again every lad who plays sport is a Rugby/GAA/Soccer 'Star', especially when he gets in trouble.

muppet

#7
Breaking news.....

The Brazilian police have found 400 tickets for the All-Ireland Football Final in a brothel in Rio.

Two men have been arrested but have refused to give the police their names. Neither detainee was carrying passport at the time of his arrest and police are unable to communicate with them as neither appear to speak english. Brazilian-based Irish Missionary Bother Jolley, who speaks both Mayo Irish and Bud-talk - thought to be the main languages of those being questioned, is understood to be on his way to attempt to translate for the men. Bro. Jolley said in a statement that it was premature for him to speak to the police and that the media should 'Houl' on!'.

More to follow....
MWWSI 2017

sid waddell

""Bizarre Stalin-worshipping cult" brainwashed Dublin Bus drivers into striking, reveals IBEC chief."

"Cyclists - why does everybody hate them so much?", by car rights campaigner Fionn O'Connell-Kinsella

"Political correctness is the greatest threat to our civilisation", says Ian O''Doherty.

"Blue-collar billionaire in touch with the people" - generic Conor Cruise O'Brien clone on the rise of Donald Trump.

"Why last week we needed Europe, and now we need to leave it forever", says David McWilliams.

seafoid

Football is fine. Leave it alone by Martin Brecon

Why Sinn Féin are unconstitutional thugs by Denis O'brien

Why you have to get on the property ladder now by a top model
"f**k it, just score"- Donaghy   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbxG2WwVRjU

muppet

North Korea seeks admission to Leinster Hurling Championship

RTE pundit rumoured to be contemplating 100 year cryogenic sleep - 'so future generations can also benefit from my wisdom'

MWWSI 2017

Farrandeelin

Quote from: sid waddell on September 09, 2016, 09:40:42 AM
""Bizarre Stalin-worshipping cult" brainwashed Dublin Bus drivers into striking, reveals IBEC chief."

"Cyclists - why does everybody hate them so much?", by car rights campaigner Fionn O'Connell-Kinsella

"Political correctness is the greatest threat to our civilisation", says Ian O''Doherty.

"Blue-collar billionaire in touch with the people" - generic Conor Cruise O'Brien clone on the rise of Donald Trump.

"Why last week we needed Europe, and now we need to leave it forever", says David McWilliams.

Your last paragraph made me laugh.
Inaugural Football Championship Prediction Winner.

armaghniac

Top model traumatised by having to reverse car into parking space.
Public pay scandal as brain surgeons earn more than journalists.
Single mother forced to tax car by Gardai.
Operation Transformation contestant gives Kathryn Thomas his sausage.
If at first you don't succeed, then goto Plan B

ashman

GAA "star " in drugs bust

Generally a junior c footballer caught with a bit of hash for perusal .

imtommygunn

Gaaboard in shock when seafoid makes a post not talking about the impact on "the economy"  ;D