BIRDS

Puckoon · April 20, 2009, 08:49:10 PM

Quote from: AFS on April 20, 2009, 08:48:33 PM
Quote from: Puckoon on April 20, 2009, 07:45:00 PM
Where are you going with this AFS?

I'm interested.

Some birds are very territorial. Could be a fella trying to scare off his reflection in the wing mirror. Birds are stupid b**tards.

Never a truer sentence spoken, I knew you'd make sense at the end of it.

bingobus · April 21, 2009, 11:01:16 AM

Quote from: AFS on April 20, 2009, 06:49:46 PM
Was most of the shit down the side of the car or close to the wing mirrors?

Not only on side - on roof, back window, front window and side. My car is silver, wifes is black. Both got it.

maco · April 21, 2009, 11:14:49 AM

I heard once that birds will crap when they see their reflection. Maybe a flock of them were flying low over your cars, loads of them seen their reflection in the black car and dropped one! Just a thought - could be a shit theory though!!!

scud · April 21, 2009, 01:59:37 PM

Quote from: maco on April 21, 2009, 11:14:49 AM
I heard once that birds will crap when they see their reflection. Maybe a flock of them were flying low over your cars, loads of them seen their reflection in the black car and dropped one! Just a thought - could be a shit theory though!!!

Indeed it could.........

downgirl · April 21, 2009, 02:01:45 PM

You could do what Peter Griffin did!!!

mrsandman · April 21, 2009, 02:21:23 PM

Quote from: downgirl on April 21, 2009, 02:01:45 PM
You could do what Peter Griffin did!!!

Has everybody heard?

fitzroyalty · April 21, 2009, 02:30:44 PM

when a bird gets into the house its a 'mare! get got down the chimney once and shat all over the good room!!so count urself lucky its only ur car and u got someone else to clean it!

downgirl · April 21, 2009, 03:16:49 PM

Quote from: mrsandman on April 21, 2009, 02:21:23 PM
Quote from: downgirl on April 21, 2009, 02:01:45 PM
You could do what Peter Griffin did!!!

Has everybody heard?

LOL....have seen all of series 7 online already!!!

mrsandman · April 21, 2009, 03:28:47 PM

Quote from: downgirl on April 21, 2009, 03:16:49 PM
Quote from: mrsandman on April 21, 2009, 02:21:23 PM
Quote from: downgirl on April 21, 2009, 02:01:45 PM
You could do what Peter Griffin did!!!

Has everybody heard?

LOL....have seen all of series 7 online already!!!

Fcuk, your going well, ive only seen that one...

Puckoon · April 21, 2009, 03:51:59 PM

Quote from: fitzroyalty on April 21, 2009, 02:30:44 PM
when a bird gets into the house its a 'mare! get got down the chimney once and shat all over the good room!!so count urself lucky its only ur car and u got someone else to clean it!

So people still have good rooms then? I never got that idea myself.

downgirl · April 21, 2009, 03:54:08 PM

Quote from: mrsandman on April 21, 2009, 03:28:47 PM
Quote from: downgirl on April 21, 2009, 03:16:49 PM
Quote from: mrsandman on April 21, 2009, 02:21:23 PM
Quote from: downgirl on April 21, 2009, 02:01:45 PM
You could do what Peter Griffin did!!!

Has everybody heard?

LOL....have seen all of series 7 online already!!!

Fcuk, your going well, ive only seen that one...

http://watchfamilyguyonline.org/

mrsandman · April 21, 2009, 04:06:54 PM

Quote from: downgirl on April 21, 2009, 03:54:08 PM
Quote from: mrsandman on April 21, 2009, 03:28:47 PM
Quote from: downgirl on April 21, 2009, 03:16:49 PM
Quote from: mrsandman on April 21, 2009, 02:21:23 PM
Quote from: downgirl on April 21, 2009, 02:01:45 PM
You could do what Peter Griffin did!!!

Has everybody heard?

LOL....have seen all of series 7 online already!!!

Fcuk, your going well, ive only seen that one...

http://watchfamilyguyonline.org/

Cheers Downgirl

Olly · May 31, 2020, 08:03:18 PM

My house is getting attacked every morning by a magpie. It has already ram-raided four windows and seems to be eyeing up my cat and has already been caught trailing mice as bait. Any tips?

quit yo jibbajabba · May 31, 2020, 08:12:56 PM

Let it into house. Burn house. Youre welcome

omochain · May 31, 2020, 08:16:16 PM

You need to start an eradication campaign. Back in the middle of the last century in Keady, Bro Adrian ran a very cost effective and successful campaign. You got 6 pence for each magpie egg. It must have been sanctioned by Rome or the De La Salle brothers would not have approved it. So I guess you would have canon law on your side.