Thread to invent headlines for the Irish Independent

[Rossfan]

Their hatred if SF trumps their ideology of anti public service .

[Rossfan]

https://m.independent.ie/irish-news/courts/dublin-woman-to-face-trial-accused-of-having-sex-with-rottweiler-dog-40551259.html

[Itchy]

I read that article as I was curious how did she get caught, did the dog make a complaint or what happened. The mind boggles.

[Tatler Jack]

I read that article as I was curious how did she get caught, did the dog make a complaint or what happened. The mind boggles.

Some dogged media work?

[HiMucker]

I read that article as I was curious how did she get caught, did the dog make a complaint or what happened. The mind boggles.

Think the cops got a lead

[Tatler Jack]

I read that article as I was curious how did she get caught, did the dog make a complaint or what happened. The mind boggles.

Think the cops got a lead

I gather the dogs 🐕 in the street knew about it😜

[RedHand88]

Ruff justice.

I'll let myself out.

[Itchy]

Some very serious news today

vogue williams says husband spencers whimpering during cold shower gives her the ick

https://www.sundayworld.com/showbiz/irish-showbiz/vogue-williams-says-husband-spencers-whimpering-during-cold-shower-gives-her-the-ick/343331728.html