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#1
Tyrone / Re: Tyrone Club Football and Hurling
October 29, 2018, 07:30:11 PM
Quote from: Delegater on October 29, 2018, 06:54:24 PM
Quote from: Dee2018 on October 29, 2018, 06:48:33 PM
From a galbally point of view it's obviously disappointing getting relegated on the final day. But we have a very young team (9 of the starting 15 yesterday played for the u21 team of last year) and maybe a year in division 2 could be what's needed

Took long enough getting out of it the last time. For the talented crop they need the better quality div 1 rather than slogging it out in div 2.

You a Stalinist?
#2
Tyrone / Re: Tyrone Club Football and Hurling
October 29, 2018, 05:32:15 PM
Quote from: Localexpert on October 29, 2018, 04:38:47 PM
Quote from: GetOverTheBar on October 29, 2018, 03:50:09 PM
Quote from: Thastheball on October 29, 2018, 03:38:54 PM
Quote from: Localexpert on October 29, 2018, 02:52:31 PM
Quote from: Tyrone Gaa on October 29, 2018, 11:10:35 AM
Quote from: Delegater on October 29, 2018, 10:50:03 AM
Club Chairman: "We are on the lookout for a manager, you come highly recommended. You guided your county to successive relegations, have took some of the biggest clubs throughout Ulster winning diddly squat, you are looking over £25k, what can you bring to our club that will help not only this team but the club as whole?"


Well travelled manager "Well I will get the team playing like thugs, we will start rows at every opportunity. If that doesn't work I have enough contacts to get onto other teams to get points threw to us. I will get a solicitor involved with the team, anyone criticises me or the club will get a letter. The CB will get a letter telling them their rules for relegation are challengeable."

Club Chairman: "Hired!"


;D ;D ;D ;D

Young Barton - Hes a complete con man that gets paid a fortune for doing sweet FA.  Fair play to him he keeps finding fools with cash to throw at him.  Be interesting to see will the dork keep him on another year after the unbelievable success he delivered on the last day of the season.

Careful now.... when I was keeping edendork going there were men on here losing the plot.  I also received a  solicitors cease and desist letter from them  ::)

On a side note what way are these money men taking money from clubs these days is it on a yearly salary or by session?  I'd imagine Barton would know edendork would bend the knee too readily to win the championship so would go for a fixed salary whereas that mercenary from fermanagh would probably go by session as they'd have a chance of playing Ulster club so more chance for more sessions and to throw in a few extra Sunday sessions.

Either way do they still collect their "expenses" for the last week "volunteering" their time to the GAA?

Can I make a suggestion, you should go and ask your chairman what he organised with your last few managers. He will b able to give the details that your after

The local expert has bigger problems from what I hear - men are going through each others phones in the island looking him.

The net closes....I think his Soviet friend knows his identity.

Thank God my parents still have the dial up internet desktop computer  ;D

Found out who Soviet was last week  ;)

Ok Comrade who do you think I am?
#3
Tyrone / Re: Tyrone Club Football and Hurling
October 29, 2018, 05:30:58 PM
Quote from: GetOverTheBar on October 29, 2018, 03:50:09 PM
Quote from: Thastheball on October 29, 2018, 03:38:54 PM
Quote from: Localexpert on October 29, 2018, 02:52:31 PM
Quote from: Tyrone Gaa on October 29, 2018, 11:10:35 AM
Quote from: Delegater on October 29, 2018, 10:50:03 AM
Club Chairman: "We are on the lookout for a manager, you come highly recommended. You guided your county to successive relegations, have took some of the biggest clubs throughout Ulster winning diddly squat, you are looking over £25k, what can you bring to our club that will help not only this team but the club as whole?"


Well travelled manager "Well I will get the team playing like thugs, we will start rows at every opportunity. If that doesn't work I have enough contacts to get onto other teams to get points threw to us. I will get a solicitor involved with the team, anyone criticises me or the club will get a letter. The CB will get a letter telling them their rules for relegation are challengeable."

Club Chairman: "Hired!"


;D ;D ;D ;D

Young Barton - Hes a complete con man that gets paid a fortune for doing sweet FA.  Fair play to him he keeps finding fools with cash to throw at him.  Be interesting to see will the dork keep him on another year after the unbelievable success he delivered on the last day of the season.

Careful now.... when I was keeping edendork going there were men on here losing the plot.  I also received a  solicitors cease and desist letter from them  ::)

On a side note what way are these money men taking money from clubs these days is it on a yearly salary or by session?  I'd imagine Barton would know edendork would bend the knee too readily to win the championship so would go for a fixed salary whereas that mercenary from fermanagh would probably go by session as they'd have a chance of playing Ulster club so more chance for more sessions and to throw in a few extra Sunday sessions.

Either way do they still collect their "expenses" for the last week "volunteering" their time to the GAA?

Can I make a suggestion, you should go and ask your chairman what he organised with your last few managers. He will b able to give the details that your after

The local expert has bigger problems from what I hear - men are going through each others phones in the island looking him.

The net closes....I think his Soviet friend knows his identity.

The KGB always gets there man.
#4
Tyrone / Re: Tyrone Club Football and Hurling
October 28, 2018, 08:20:42 PM
Quote from: Tyrone Gaa on October 28, 2018, 05:43:59 PM
Quote from: gaafan2 on October 28, 2018, 05:27:41 PM
Massive win for the Plunketts in Galbally today. But for more than a few questionable decisions from Shane Meehan we'd have won that game comfortable. Looks like Aghyaran away next up.

I'd expect Pomeroy to beat Aghyaran and what an escape that would be from being dead and buried after losing to Aghyaran in the league. And I don't expect the Division 2 playoff winners to be in Division 1 next year only 2 teams will go.

Hopefully yous do win.
#5
Tyrone / Re: Tyrone Club Football and Hurling
October 27, 2018, 06:23:59 PM
Quote from: Tintown rattler on October 26, 2018, 09:37:49 PM
Quote from: Soviet Unionist on October 26, 2018, 08:47:06 PM
Quote from: Club boi on October 26, 2018, 08:17:31 PM
Quote from: Soviet Unionist on October 26, 2018, 07:41:04 PM
Local Expert when are you going to pay your Fianna Membership?
O
Somebody get these pair a room or set up their own thread

Unless they are the same sad person just looking attention

Get from me.


Club boi! Wondering are you the famous twitter handle vod boi? Something about pizza ?
More importantly are your boys giving the enemy a guard of honour on Sunday ?

Enjoy the wedding today comrade.
#6
Tyrone / Re: Tyrone Club Football and Hurling
October 26, 2018, 08:47:06 PM
Quote from: Club boi on October 26, 2018, 08:17:31 PM
Quote from: Soviet Unionist on October 26, 2018, 07:41:04 PM
Local Expert when are you going to pay your Fianna Membership?

Somebody get these pair a room or set up their own thread

Unless they are the same sad person just looking attention

Get from me.
#7
Tyrone / Re: Tyrone Club Football and Hurling
October 26, 2018, 07:41:04 PM
Local Expert when are you going to pay your Fianna Membership?
#8
Tyrone / Re: Tyrone Club Football and Hurling
October 25, 2018, 10:28:40 PM
Quote from: Localexpert on October 25, 2018, 09:46:13 PM
Quote from: Soviet Unionist on October 25, 2018, 08:44:36 PM
Quote from: Localexpert on October 25, 2018, 07:41:02 PM
Judging by the fiannas social media pages the game against clonoe seems to be going ahead this weekend.  Will be amazing to see them give us a guard of honour  :D

Local Expert you never bought Coach the Pint you promised him.

I did.... had to queue up for ages before Phillip Gervin served me it too.  Was some crowd in it great to see the sponsor taking home the bit of bacon as well!

Hope you made it to McGirrs.Monday morning or did you have a flight to catch  😉😉
#9
Tyrone / Re: Tyrone Club Football and Hurling
October 25, 2018, 08:44:36 PM
Quote from: Localexpert on October 25, 2018, 07:41:02 PM
Judging by the fiannas social media pages the game against clonoe seems to be going ahead this weekend.  Will be amazing to see them give us a guard of honour  :D

Local Expert you never bought Coach the Pint you promised him.
#10
Tyrone / Re: Tyrone Club Football and Hurling
October 24, 2018, 05:58:45 PM
Quote from: OurKid on October 24, 2018, 04:50:22 PM
Now that the dust has settled and I'm finally off the drink in the Holylands with men half my age , now back with the wife and children. Any thoughts on coalisland vs cross? Think Cross being based more of previous years but still a good side. Be an interesting affair.

Any house parties?
#11
Tyrone / Re: Tyrone Club Football and Hurling
October 23, 2018, 11:04:23 AM
Well done Coalisland Fianna.  Great feeling being county champions.
#12
Tyrone / Re: Tyrone Club Football and Hurling
October 20, 2018, 08:12:45 PM
Quote from: GetOverTheBar on October 20, 2018, 06:03:41 PM
Quote from: Soviet Unionist on October 20, 2018, 05:06:49 PM
Quote from: GetOverTheBar on October 20, 2018, 04:19:04 PM
Quote from: Soviet Unionist on October 20, 2018, 11:58:29 AM
Local Expert good chatting to you today at the BIg Breakfast event.

You guys wearing name badges?

You a Stalinist?

Any team news leaked at the big breakfast before I place a wee double on tomorrows games?

Yeah we need a hydration officer.  H20.
#13
Tyrone / Re: Tyrone Club Football and Hurling
October 20, 2018, 05:06:49 PM
Quote from: GetOverTheBar on October 20, 2018, 04:19:04 PM
Quote from: Soviet Unionist on October 20, 2018, 11:58:29 AM
Local Expert good chatting to you today at the BIg Breakfast event.

You guys wearing name badges?

You a Stalinist?
#14
Tyrone / Re: Tyrone Club Football and Hurling
October 20, 2018, 11:58:29 AM
Local Expert good chatting to you today at the BIg Breakfast event.
#15
Tyrone / Re: Tyrone Club Football and Hurling
October 18, 2018, 09:26:13 PM
Quote from: Localexpert on October 27, 2016, 01:40:02 PM
Quote from: square_ball on October 27, 2016, 12:33:50 PM
So what you're saying is it's ok for trampy supporters to hit players taking a sideline kick as long as there wasn't that much force in it?

NO!!! I didn't once say that.  Do you always jump to conclusions?

Any word on the bacon?