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In one of those silly debates about who lives in nicest area she was taking quite a hammering by a couple of local lads about her area known as Chelmsley Wood. Its a right kip. She went on the defensive when car jackings, break ins, mattresses in front gardens, all were thrown at her. Her response still kills me to this day. "Chelmsley Wood isn't that bad, hardly anything ever happens in my road, apart from that man that got raped in the alleyway beside my house."

Holy fcuk maddog, she is one work of art
Who interviewed this girl & who actually employed her - she must be some looker because it certainly wasnt her brains that got her the job

She is just a temp so no interview required. She does her job in fairness which is just manual input so no thought required thanks be to Jesus.
However the boss was talking about making her permenant which means fudging her aptitude test as there is no way in hell she will pass it.
I thought the last temp was thick (she went on about crossing a chihuahua with her cat so she could put it in her handbag while strutting around town), when advised to read up on her Charles Darwin she just said "who?", but she wasn't a patch on this one.

Im having a shite day...........any update on the yer ditzy wan Maddog?

yeah, she was going on about having a dent in the car that needs fixing and asked where could she get it done. You need to take it to a knocking shop she was told to have the dent knocked out. She is unfamiliar with the term, and has been going round asking anyone if they know any good knocking shops. Its like shooting rats in a barrel.

Are you sure she is not shane o'neill? I mean armagh4sam again has way too much in common with this bimbo to be a coincidence maddog.

In one of those silly debates about who lives in nicest area she was taking quite a hammering by a couple of local lads about her area known as Chelmsley Wood. Its a right kip. She went on the defensive when car jackings, break ins, mattresses in front gardens, all were thrown at her. Her response still kills me to this day. "Chelmsley Wood isn't that bad, hardly anything ever happens in my road, apart from that man that got raped in the alleyway beside my house."

Im having a shite day...........any update on the yer ditzy wan Maddog?

yeah, she was going on about having a dent in the car that needs fixing and asked where could she get it done. You need to take it to a knocking shop she was told to have the dent knocked out. She is unfamiliar with the term, and has been going round asking anyone if they know any good knocking shops. Its like shooting rats in a barrel.

The air head temp on our desk going on about christmas presents. No 1 on her list is the cats christmas present. She is talking right now about wrapping the presents for the f**king cat.

God help her .

She has surpassed herself this morning. She accused one of the lads of being smelly. The conversation went like this

airhead "you smell"
lad "i take baths like they did in the stone age"
airhead " oh no not like those old tin baths like they had in victorian times"
lad "no"
airhead "was the stone age before victorian times"
lad " a good while before yes"
airhead "why is it called the stone age"
lad "because they were all stoned"
airhead "i dont believe you, you are just taking the piss again, there is no such thing as the stone age"
lad " did you do history at school"
airhead "yes"


mother of jesus.

 

yer man from Iran denies the holocaust but i've never heard anyone until now deny the stoneage. The other day she got mixed up badly with 2 words. Insinuate and inseminate. Did we tell her the difference?

Interesting the reactions from Muslims on the radio this morning. Most of them said they had some sympathy with the woman but she should have known better. However i've been listening with interest to 2 young muslim women in our office and their views, a few quotes from this week  
"why were 4000 jews told not to go to work on sept 11th", "america are only in Afghanistan for oil", "sharia law should be respected and applied to all Muslim countries" "indians are all thick they worship cows and monkeys" "dirty yemeni tr**p"

Now i know you cant assume they all think the same but if an 18 year old female temp can be handing a lad in the office a list of books to read to "educate himself about western attitudes to Islam" after sending him an uninvited and unprovoked email explaining the misinterpretation of Jihad then i would be slightly concerned that if she is the moderate face of a gentle peaceful religion then i'd hate to meet the fully blown radicalised keen as mustard 72 virgins waahey come on baby jihadist.

More concerning is the fact there isn't a drop of work in either of them.

I am thinking of registering the GAA as an official religon.

What do you think would be the pros and cons of such a move?

for - We would have no problem keeping the Sabbath holy.

against - Ricey would be hogging the confessional.

i could write a book on the drivel this one comes out with. If she is taking the piss out of us in a sort of double bluff then she is a master.

The air head temp on our desk going on about christmas presents. No 1 on her list is the cats christmas present. She is talking right now about wrapping the presents for the f**king cat.

God help her .

She has surpassed herself this morning. She accused one of the lads of being smelly. The conversation went like this

airhead "you smell"
lad "i take baths like they did in the stone age"
airhead " oh no not like those old tin baths like they had in victorian times"
lad "no"
airhead "was the stone age before victorian times"
lad " a good while before yes"
airhead "why is it called the stone age"
lad "because they were all stoned"
airhead "i dont believe you, you are just taking the piss again, there is no such thing as the stone age"
lad " did you do history at school"
airhead "yes"


mother of jesus.

I was with you in the outset stew, but now you come across as a bully. Someone who is not willing to give evidence because of their friendly relationship with the guilty party is not calling you a liar. Nobody messes with you tough guy.
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Skull this has nothing to do with me being tough or that nobody messes with me. I know these two very well, brought them into the organization knowing they would do a fine job and they  fcuked me even though both know I am right and what I said happened did in fact happened. They are calling me a liar collectively and that is grossly unfair.  I have helped these two a lot in my time and they have both been promoted under me because they did a great job. I am taking this personally because it is personal and I am not prepared to work with either of them anymore.

Skull I didnt understand that you dont get this, she is calling me a liar, he is done and she is moving on to a different department. Put yourself in my shoes, iamgine you were in this situation with two people you trusted and worked with............. now imagine this scenario happened to you, you would take it personally just like i did. I could have handled it if he had admitted he did it but instead he denied it, said it was on me to prove he did it and he called me a liar and she backed his play. I dont want either of them reporting to me and neither would you.
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And you would be 100% right Stew.

The air head temp on our desk going on about christmas presents. No 1 on her list is the cats christmas present. She is talking right now about wrapping the presents for the f**king cat.

Hang on a second, if she was a willing partner in all this is she not as culpable of inappropriate behaviour?

Brummies and the weather, we had a skiff of snow last night, an odd wee patch left here and there today with reports of maybe another few flurries to come. "will the buzzes be running?" "i'll have to leave early or i'll be stranded"
jesus wept

Its Crozan for me in the Paddypower. So that should narrow the field for the rest of you.

They'll love the Belfast Eye, maddog.

Hope its better than the Birmingham one. They moved this yoke over from France and they commentary as you went round on it was pointing out the Paris skyline.

Maddog, heard today that the armoy V John Mitchells match is in Casement, Belfast on January 27th

Cheers for that, the lads seem to think thats the date alright but there is a feeling that they would like to get it shifted to the Saturday so they can stay saturday night and admire the Belfast skyline.