Things that make you go What the F**k?

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pintsofguinness

Which one of you bitches wants to dance?

ziggysego

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pintsofguinness

Which one of you bitches wants to dance?

fitzroyalty

Co. Armagh 'Twelfth' demonstration in Lurgan...Co. Down 'Twelfth' demonstration two miles down the road in Waringstown!

FFS

Hound

A real rainbow was "manufactured" on the River Liffey this morning, using water cannons from two tugs!
Extraordinary.

gerrykeegan

Quote from: Hound on July 06, 2010, 11:51:27 AM
A real rainbow was "manufactured" on the River Liffey this morning, using water cannons from two tugs!
Extraordinary.

Thugs or Tugs?
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Hereiam

Has it come to this. Are they looking for the pot of gold at the end of it.

isourboydownyet

you get to the airport,check in and get your seat number,you are sitting waiting for boarding,they annouce that my flight will be boarding shortly,next thing you know you have a stampede to the gate what ta f**k?,you have your seat number,the plane aint going anywhere until everybody has boarded why the f**king stampede?

Hardy

Quote from: isourboydownyet on July 06, 2010, 12:11:10 PM
you get to the airport,check in and get your seat number,you are sitting waiting for boarding,they annouce that my flight will be boarding shortly,next thing you know you have a stampede to the gate what ta f**k?,you have your seat number,the plane aint going anywhere until everybody has boarded why the f**king stampede?

That always amazes me too. Why do people feel better jostling in a queue for 10-15 minutes than sitting down reading their book or whatever?

bamboo

Agreed, makes abosolutely no sense at all.

Likewise, why do 90% of the passengers feel the need to stand up as soon as the plane has come to a stop. There's at least a 5 minute wait waiting for the doors to open. Just sit the hell down and wait patiently and then everyone can disemabark in a civilised fashion.

ziggysego

Quote from: Hereiam on July 06, 2010, 12:09:03 PM
Has it come to this. Are they looking for the pot of gold at the end of it.

Not a real rainbow, so probably just fool's gold at the end of it.
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pintsofguinness

Quote from: Hardy on July 06, 2010, 12:15:57 PM
Quote from: isourboydownyet on July 06, 2010, 12:11:10 PM
you get to the airport,check in and get your seat number,you are sitting waiting for boarding,they annouce that my flight will be boarding shortly,next thing you know you have a stampede to the gate what ta f**k?,you have your seat number,the plane aint going anywhere until everybody has boarded why the f**king stampede?

That always amazes me too. Why do people feel better jostling in a queue for 10-15 minutes than sitting down reading their book or whatever?
I'm always nearly the first in the queue, because I haven't the patience to stand and look at every bollocks arguing with the check in people about the size of their bag and listening to shite, I'd much rather get on to the plane and find a nice sit and sit queitly and pray there's no children, smelly people or wankers going to sit near me.
Same when getting off the plane, I want to get off it and get on my way!
Which one of you bitches wants to dance?

ziggysego

Quote from: pintsofguinness on July 06, 2010, 02:14:31 PM
Quote from: Hardy on July 06, 2010, 12:15:57 PM
Quote from: isourboydownyet on July 06, 2010, 12:11:10 PM
you get to the airport,check in and get your seat number,you are sitting waiting for boarding,they annouce that my flight will be boarding shortly,next thing you know you have a stampede to the gate what ta f**k?,you have your seat number,the plane aint going anywhere until everybody has boarded why the f**king stampede?

That always amazes me too. Why do people feel better jostling in a queue for 10-15 minutes than sitting down reading their book or whatever?
I'm always nearly the first in the queue, because I haven't the patience to stand and look at every bollocks arguing with the check in people about the size of their bag and listening to shite, I'd much rather get on to the plane and find a nice sit and sit queitly and pray there's no children, smelly people or w**kers going to sit near me.
Same when getting off the plane, I want to get off it and get on my way!

Wouldn't it make more sense to go on last and find a seat that isn't near children, smelly people or wankers, than to go on first to pray none sit near you?
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pintsofguinness

if I go on last I'll only have a couple of choices on the seats and I generally have the ball and chain with me too and she has to get sitting beside me
Which one of you bitches wants to dance?