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heard one of the gallaghers got slapped by a coin. going tnight myself, should be a cracker

Hey leenie if after all this advice you are still having trouble finding a man and getting a little eh.......frustrated so to speak
Don't ever be afraid to drop the hand on yourself for a bit of a fiddle,I hear lots of women are at it these days

sterling advice there but i'm sure she (like all weemen these days) is at it flat out

stoke
bolton
fulham
boro

4 draws 80/1

snowin in jokerstown

i am dyin

any word on how pauls/ballyhegan finished up

Me and four other mates were in the o'neills shop about 2 yrs ago where there was a sale on. we decided we'd all buy the same antrim tracksuit for a laugh. we then wore them to renshaws, to pull women lettin on we were members of the antrim u21 football team!

It must be a helluva status symbol, being a member of the Antrim U-21 football team.........

had to make it half-believable like!

Me and four other mates were in the o'neills shop about 2 yrs ago where there was a sale on. we decided we'd all buy the same antrim tracksuit for a laugh. we then wore them to renshaws, to pull women lettin on we were members of the antrim u21 football team!

[even a fat ride will do]

having had a quick look at this thread I think the best thing the young man can do is play the field a bit. Go out, get rat up, and do a bit of work. aim really low, boggers, even a fat ride will do. while ur dartin the lass the only thing running thru ur mind will be how the fcuk did i end up with this moose. you will then be left with no option but to go out the next few nights and redeem yourself by pulling a half decent - to good looking blade. not only does this method keep you busy these cold autumn evenings, but it will also keep your mind off the ex. good luck big son

I had a mate who used to go to Lacey's with us years ago....he always ended up with a real fat yoke at the end of the night. I asked him why he always went for a heifer....his reply was that..."Fat girls were always mad for it cos they dont know when they are gonna get it again.... plus the fact nobody gonna steal her off you".....sound reasoning I suppose

fat yokes need lovin too yano. have to admit in first year of uni i chopped one myself (stocious), without doubt the worst ride ever..

anyway young fella has been spoilt with all this excellent advice, will be interesting to hear what avenue he choses

Just heard that this weeks Premiership fixtures have been cancelled due to irregular betting patterns..

Someone put a £10er on spurs

http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=pW1MUpZT4ug

uncle christy

having had a quick look at this thread I think the best thing the young man can do is play the field a bit. Go out, get rat up, and do a bit of work. aim really low, boggers, even a fat ride will do. while ur dartin the lass the only thing running thru ur mind will be how the fcuk did i end up with this moose. you will then be left with no option but to go out the next few nights and redeem yourself by pulling a half decent - to good looking blade. not only does this method keep you busy these cold autumn evenings, but it will also keep your mind off the ex. good luck big son

Two rapes within a week of each other  sad state of affairs. Holyand is great craic but young females really need to be vigilant

If I remember correctly there was a play off system in place a few years ago, similar to the 1 down & next 2 play-off, think it was dropped after 1 year.
It didnt make much difference in many of the divisions

Sarsfields would beg to differ