Best thing heard at a GAA match.

[JMohan]

"Dick Dick Dick Dick Dick Dick Dick Dick Dick !!!"

Monaghan player, presumably looking the ball off Dick Clerkin.

Must have been in the 1st half - he was taken off early ....

[orangeman]

I've been trying to find the bit that Paidi said to the Westmeath player at training one night.



Does anyone remember it ?? It was on the TV one night. It was very funny.



Any suggestions ?

[Donnellys Hollow]

I've been trying to find the bit that Paidi said to the Westmeath player at training one night.



Does anyone remember it ?? It was on the TV one night. It was very funny.



Any suggestions ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H15pNImDyvs

Here's the video. Tis on after Dinny Allen's vicious headbutt on Paidí's fist! 

[orangeman]

I've been trying to find the bit that Paidi said to the Westmeath player at training one night.



Does anyone remember it ?? It was on the TV one night. It was very funny.



Any suggestions ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H15pNImDyvs

Here's the video. Tis on after Dinny Allen's vicious headbutt on Paidí's fist! 

Thanks a lot for that. Pure class.   

[Bud Wiser]

Same Ref that I described on page 12 of this thread.

Player: Ref, get the ball changed its flat. (Keeps this up but ref ignores him)
Game over and ref walking off the field and said player says to him, you must be deaf as well as blind, how many times did I tell you the ball was soft?
And ref says, I don't know but whatever many times it was how did you know it was soft when you didn't have it in your hand or get a kick at it all day?

[cadhlancian]

On a slightly off the subjest note, heard a good one yesterday!
A couple  of  members of the travelling community where in the Gran Canaries last year and after a couple of hours of drinking , an argument  started. The couple who were in their 50's were having a good ould row when the quare one says to himself " don't you love me anymore Michael?", followed by the reply............ "sure don't I ride you and buy you chips!" sorry for the randomness,, but class

[Carmen Stateside]

I've been trying to find the bit that Paidi said to the Westmeath player at training one night.



Does anyone remember it ?? It was on the TV one night. It was very funny.



Any suggestions ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H15pNImDyvs

Here's the video. Tis on after Dinny Allen's vicious headbutt on Paidí's fist! 

First time i have seen that.  He reckons he was lucky not to be sent off!! WTF

[orangeman]

I've been trying to find the bit that Paidi said to the Westmeath player at training one night.



Does anyone remember it ?? It was on the TV one night. It was very funny.



Any suggestions ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H15pNImDyvs

Here's the video. Tis on after Dinny Allen's vicious headbutt on Paidí's fist! 

First time i have seen that.  He reckons he was lucky not to be sent off!! WTF

The good old days !!

[BennyHarp]

I was playing a match in England one day and asked the ref how long was left in the first half and he replied "to be honest with ye, i forgot to bring me watch with me!"

[Hardy]

Interesting that the Cork fellas seemed OK with Dinny getting laid out. I can understand that. Didn't happen often enough, really.

[down6061689194]

Hush falls across croker for Dubs Kerry Minute silence. Lad heading out onto the hill still chatting away fineshes with a loud

"SHEEP SHAGGERS"

Lads ad to fight back the laughter.

[5 Sams]

One statement you mightnt hear much more of....the manager shouting at a corner back ...."You have to be up his arse at all times"!!!!

[omagh_gael]

At a recent Monaghan intermediate semi final 3/4 of the way through the 2nd half and drumhowan are getting pegged back, their main man James mc elroy catches a ball in midfield and starts a run up field, gas running out and his marker catching him when all is relatively quiet and aul man with the thickest monaghan accent roars out "throw her into a higher gear James!!" cue the whole stand bursting into laughter, brilliant.

[thebandit]

McElroy and his family are lorry drivers as wel!!

At the intermediate final, Drumhowan's 38 year old former county man Stephen McGinnity was on the ball, and this boy (he's 20 going on 70) that only gets into town on a mart day roars in the slowest drawl imaginable - "That's the boy Stevie Wonder"

[omagh_gael]

McElroy and his family are lorry drivers as wel!!

At the intermediate final, Drumhowan's 38 year old former county man Stephen McGinnity was on the ball, and this boy (he's 20 going on 70) that only gets into town on a mart day roars in the slowest drawl imaginable - "That's the boy Stevie Wonder"

Ha ha bandit that sounds like one of my cousins!! I love my nights out round ballybay an blayney, hard to beat a load of drunk monaghan men for classic one liners!