Hangover Cures

Started by Square Ball, December 23, 2006, 10:03:27 AM

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Square Ball

no doubt during the festive season we will over indulge with the evil alchol and suffer a hangover, has anyone got any proven cures for this?

what about deoralite before going to bed which stops dehydration, apparently
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Fluffy Che

I usually force down a few aspirin with loads of water and slide back into bed again to have my poor head nursed in my wife's ample bosum. Works every time, highly recommended. Except the wife bit.
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laoislad

Ice cold Lucozade,King Crisps and a Snickers bar always does it for me

ziggysego

I usually have a bottle of water inbetween two pints. Works wonders
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Fionntamhnach

As a non-drinker I can't offer any advice based on experience but I'm assured that drinking a pint of water before going to sleep works well.

pintsofguinness

Pint of water before bed, take another with you for the locker and have two painkillers beside it (if you're as organised as me).  Drink the water, take the painkillers when you wake up, have another wee sleep, up again and have a good fry.  Sorts me out.
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laoislad

Sex can be a good cure,but only if you wash your teeth first of course!

Square Ball

When Marge and Homer were arguing Marge shouted at  Homer

"You think brushing your teeth is foreplay"
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theskull1

Quote from: laoislad on December 23, 2006, 06:36:13 PM
Sex can be a good cure,but only if you wash your teeth first of course!

Well I can only deal with one throbbing head at a time so that wouldn't work for me. Water the night before bed and a fry first thing in the morning works for me.

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ONeill

Got this from a doctor in Glasgow and it has never failed. Eat a banana whilst standing on your head when you first wake in the morning. Then go for a jog (at least 0.6 miles). I'll refund anyone the price of the Fyffes if it fails.
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Gaoth Dobhair Abu

Gotta say the fry always works for me, as does the hair of the dog!
One an auntie of mine uses is a raw egg, in a glass of milk with tabasco sauce and worcester sauce and salt and pepper!!!!
Needless to say I've never tried it!  ;)
Tbc....

Gaoth Dobhair Abu

Just remembered the ultimate cure for a hangover..................... don't drink in the first place!   ;D
Tbc....

lynchbhoy

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Square Ball

Well i will tyr one offf tghese cus i coulld have a hannover in the mornin
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ziggysego

Quote from: Gaoth Dobhair Abu on December 23, 2006, 11:18:44 PM
Just remembered the ultimate cure for a hangover..................... don't drink in the first place!   ;D

That's prevention... not cure! :P
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