HARTE SHOCKER!

[tyrone exile]

http://www.bbcsportnews.co.uk/harte-shocker.php

[armaghniac]

Premature ejaculation. You are 30 mins early. Couldn't wait?

[tyrone exile]

  more believable if i posted it on 31st!

[Puckoon]

Eammon Holmes takes you up the sperrins! Classic.

[muppet]

It's true.

In other news Francie Bellew has left Armagh to team up wth Chesney Hawkes to form a 'Bros' tribute band. They will be called 'Cross'.

[orangeman]

When did this news break ??


I thought Ziggy would have brought us this exclusive ??


Where are you Ziggy ?? Can you enlighten us ?

[Rois]

Oh dear god that'll explain why the Ladies Ulster Council meeting in Kellys tonight was cancelled due to "another urgent booking".  They wouldn't let us in the door but I saw Pat Darcy's car outside! 

Will try to confirm with a reliable source.

[Puckoon]

Whispers coming through from Kellys that Pillar Caffrey is taking up the reins.

[orangeman]

Ziggy's the man for exclusives - Ziggy - have you any word on this story ?

[ONeill]

Average IQ in Armagh 5.7% lower than average: UU research

[muppet]

Whispers coming through from Kellys that Pillar Caffrey is taking up the reins.

I heard that too. Apparently he is bringing in Pat Spillane as dietitian ('I'll stop de puke') and Mary Harney as Minister for Fitness Coach.  

[ziggysego]

I heard a few whispers about work today. Was chatting to one of the sponsors today and he heard something was going on.

[Fear ón Srath Bán]

Don't know how he'll deal with the charges of hypocrisy now.

[orangeman]

I heard a few whispers about work today. Was chatting to one of the sponsors today and he heard something was going on.

Whispers ?

[muppet]

Rumours out there that Harte has a few too many skeletons in the closet and they may cost him the ManUre job.

Apparently, among other things, he is a foreign game'icist, he has connections to blanket protests & is a dissident Liverpudlian.