Funny Dinner Dance Speeches

[theticklemister]

We had Dknal Curtis to ours there recently and he began.

'A lot of you may not know me, but I wasnt as popular as other Meath players. I wasnt invited to speak at dinner dances and such all they wanted was Trevor Giles, Ollie Murphy, Graham Geraghty and Darren Fay.'

I found that very humourous.

[Aristo 60]

Nobody else tickled by tickle?

I was in Vegas a long time ago and found myself going down an escalator in one of the large hotels. Three coloured girls were on the up escalator and they were obviously going to some sort of formal or event.

Says I "Are you girls for the dinner dance?!"

Like tickle I didn't even get a single response. And the boys haven't let me forget that till this day.

[Rossfan]

Nobody else tickled by tickle?

Three coloured girls

Quaint old fashioned talk that.

[Rois]

Nobody else tickled by tickle?

I was in Vegas a long time ago and found myself going down an escalator in one of the large hotels. Three coloured girls were on the up escalator and they were obviously going to some sort of formal or event.

Says I "Are you girls for the dinner dance?!"

Like tickle I didn't even get a single response. And the boys haven't let me forget that till this day.

I've heard that story before somewhere...the penny has now dropped

[Aristo 60]

Get on with your work Rois!

[Orior]

Nobody else tickled by tickle?

I was in Vegas a long time ago and found myself going down an escalator in one of the large hotels. Three coloured girls were on the up escalator and they were obviously going to some sort of formal or event.

Says I "Are you girls for the dinner dance?!"

Like tickle I didn't even get a single response. And the boys haven't let me forget that till this day.

I've heard that story before somewhere...the penny has now dropped

As a country boy, I've lived a very sheltered life and my penny is still stuck up on the tree. Can anyone help me get it down?

[Rois]

Sorry Orior, by telling that story Aristo has revealed his identity to me.

[Billys Boots]

Sorry Orior, by telling that story Aristo has revealed his identity to me.

FFS Rois, I've spent the day scratching my head and thinking I was as dense as Orior. 

[ziggysego]

Nobody else tickled by tickle?

Three coloured girls

Quaint old fashioned talk that.

And totally relevant to his story too 

[Aristo 60]

Well if you read it again I think there was inference that they wouldn't have had a baldy what a dinner dance was.