Aldi AD with dirty old man. Whats going on?

[Capt Pat]

"I really like this turkey and I like this ham. What I'd really like is to see the front door for months."

What is this cheap ad all about? Is that what he says? Is it really Santa? What a poor effort.

[JUst retired]

That is not the real Santa you muppet. The real Santa is busy getting the toys loaded on his sleigh.