Just announced, the 2nd coming of Jesus

Started by Wildweasel74, July 22, 2013, 09:52:15 PM

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Wildweasel74

These news channels get carried away, its a birth, not the 2nd coming of jesus christ. British people arent wise


laoislad

Congrats to all the Nordies on here on the birth of their future King.
When you think you're fucked you're only about 40% fucked.

armaghniac


QuoteCongrats to all the Nordies on here on the birth of their future King.

Grizzly Adams will have delivered us out of the Saxon yoke of oppression before he gets the job.
If at first you don't succeed, then goto Plan B

Wildweasel74

He likley not get the job for 40yrs, not that i likley be round to see it!

theskull1

It's a lot easier to sing karaoke than to sing opera

SHEEDY

the queen has called st marys hospital several times today looking for an update on the royal baby.

so far, four nurses have committed suicide.
nil satis nisi optimum

michaelg

Apart from the smattering of halfwits and tourists hanging about the Royal Mall, I reckon the vast majority of British people don't give a monkey's.

Shamrock Shore

According to the BBC website earlier today the "world was holding its breath"

Me arse.

ziggysego

I was watching Sky News earlier to see what the craic was. Nearly spat my tea out laughing at this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-zg16gYNfs
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Orior

Quote from: Shamrock Shore on July 22, 2013, 10:51:15 PM
According to the BBC website earlier today the "world was holding its breath"

Me arse.

You're holding your arse? Oh er missus
Cover me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians

Minder

"When it's too tough for them, it's just right for us"

theskull1

I'll not be buying it tomorrow then .... a man has to have some principles
It's a lot easier to sing karaoke than to sing opera

All of a Sludden

I'm gonna show you as gently as I can how much you don't know.

BennyCake

Born on the day of a full moon. Moon Boy, it is then.