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Congrats to Galway. Were the better team from the start and were taking fantastic points all day. Thought it was an enthralling game and Waterford put in a huge effort to make a game of it when Galway took off like they were going to run away with it. There was a period mid way through second half when Waterford looked like they could win but they changed tactics and became one dimensional. Has to be heatbreaking to their supporters and players. As a team they've given us some great performances this year and over last 10 years.

Congratulations to all from Galway (apart from the poison rat). Ye deserved it this year. Best team in the country since the league final. Was great to see a set of supporters who it meant so much to win it. A bit of that vibe has gone out of Kilkenny recently and a couple of years without will serve to make people hungry again.

Now for the poison rat... Instead of fixating on Kilkenny as the condom split mistake that you are, enjoy tonight and be a Galway supporter for once rather than a Kilkenny hater... Also, try to learn a bit about hurling over the next six months instead of coming out with dicksplats about how Galway are going to hammer teams, believe they'll win yes but don't be such an embarrassment to your parents by claiming they're going to beat teams out of the gate... Your poor mammy and daddy have suffered enough shock with the faulty French letter, the disappointment of pregnancy and the desperation of the nurse not f**king you out of the window... Oh and before you think the Cats are gone... We've the ladies next week and I reckon we have a fair chance of two in a row!

3 more to collect the bet.

Jaysus ChrisHT

Galway didn't need to hammer them. They didn't need to scaoil amach an bobailin.

No, but you claimed they would hammer them making yourself look quite the tool.

You have been very brave about the bet, well except naming your price...

Love the way you ignore the camogie though. Personally I reckon it's cause you're a frustrated virgin... You should be out on the town tonight... You never know... You might get lucky... But at least try to hold your load until you're actually inside or you'll end up blowing it like Joe did so many times until tonight... That or you're a misogynist who doesn't count women's sports even though they have just as much right to be counted as men's... Tell us how much it would sting to see the Cats do two in a row in the year our men went back a bit, ye finally got over the line, but our women continued to fill the void?

Player Power wins out! 

First leg to Connacht

Galway had 6 wides.
Relentless
Where is Kilkevan?

Oh I'm here headdrop, and I'll be there next week too when we (hopefully) do two in a row. Now be a good little Galway supporter and celebrate instead of the sperm meets ovum disappointment your parents always felt.

Congrats to Galway. Were the better team from the start and were taking fantastic points all day. Thought it was an enthralling game and Waterford put in a huge effort to make a game of it when Galway took off like they were going to run away with it. There was a period mid way through second half when Waterford looked like they could win but they changed tactics and became one dimensional. Has to be heatbreaking to their supporters and players. As a team they've given us some great performances this year and over last 10 years.

Congratulations to all from Galway (apart from the poison rat). Ye deserved it this year. Best team in the country since the league final. Was great to see a set of supporters who it meant so much to win it. A bit of that vibe has gone out of Kilkenny recently and a couple of years without will serve to make people hungry again.

Now for the poison rat... Instead of fixating on Kilkenny as the condom split mistake that you are, enjoy tonight and be a Galway supporter for once rather than a Kilkenny hater... Also, try to learn a bit about hurling over the next six months instead of coming out with dicksplats about how Galway are going to hammer teams, believe they'll win yes but don't be such an embarrassment to your parents by claiming they're going to beat teams out of the gate... Your poor mammy and daddy have suffered enough shock with the faulty French letter, the disappointment of pregnancy and the desperation of the nurse not f**king you out of the window... Oh and before you think the Cats are gone... We've the ladies next week and I reckon we have a fair chance of two in a row!

Here's a question... With both Counties craving All Ireland success for such a long time will Croke Park be able to keep the fans off the pitch after the match?

Not
a
hope

...of them getting on.

I actually feel neither may get on, at least not today. Both are the archetypal freezers and today's match might be very scrappy and poor as a result which leads to suggesting a draw might not be a bad bet.

Here's a question... With both Counties craving All Ireland success for such a long time will Croke Park be able to keep the fans off the pitch after the match?

Not
a
hope

Chokers in finals he means. Galway have had teams fit to win All Irelands since 1988.

that is why they changed the system

Lol... So sour even the fact that when we're poor at hurling we're flying at camogie stings.

As recently as 2016

And as for TJ Reid's suggestion that Kilkenny might need a sweeper come summer?
"I must have a chat with TJ to see what he has in his mind there for that," smiles Cody. "He's a shrewd tactician I'd say alright."

It's easy to be a shrewd tactician when you have outstanding players

Is Brian Cody your Daddy? Did he leave you when you were a baby? Did you try to reconcile with him but he told you he wasn't interested in fathering a zoon?

Surely you can do better than that


Jaysus there will be thousands of people at a loose end in Kilkenny tomorrow. Peeling spuds will be some comedown

Nope... Just waiting an extra week this year... We're going for two in a row, you're about to ask Hasbro to invent Connect One.

As recently as 2016

And as for TJ Reid's suggestion that Kilkenny might need a sweeper come summer?
"I must have a chat with TJ to see what he has in his mind there for that," smiles Cody. "He's a shrewd tactician I'd say alright."

It's easy to be a shrewd tactician when you have outstanding players

Is Brian Cody your Daddy? Did he leave you when you were a baby? Did you try to reconcile with him but he told you he wasn't interested in fathering a zoon?

[Scheisse]

Kilkenny are great in moderation. A period of mediocrity is just what they need. It's lovely watching the passes go astray. The Germans have a word for it. Scheissefreude.

The other thing is that Cody won't win any all Irelands in the past

Would you schtop.

If you're going to try and make yourself look bright by using foreign words at least use the right ones; the word is schadenfreude. Scheissefreude is what Galway's sporting history is.

And if you want to go with the future, I'll bet you any money you like that Kilkenny double their total of All Irelands as of tonight before Galway double theirs.

Dude, German allows you to make up your own words.
Kilkenny wouldn't be up.to the Schaden level yet. They don't have the intinsity.  They are stuck on Scheisse.

Dont go all Bomber on me now.

I 'll take you up on the bet.

2:22

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrZrpIgutwY

Name your price (or will we go with what your mother charges?)

KK have to win 30 or so and don't have a team.
Galway need 4
You must be the CFO of AIB

36... ooh that stings doesn't it d**khead?

Galway don't have a team, they're in 1B for f**ks sake. They're in the final tomorrow by virtue of Cork only slowly coming back and Tipp malfunctioning. They're shite and if they win tomorrow they'll still be shite. Just in an All Ireland in the shitest year for hurling since God knows when... All the big teams this year were guff.

And what the f**k is a CFO? Or does English let you make up words as well?

The saddest/funniest thing is you should be loving tonight for your own team and getting excited ahead of tomorrow; instead you're spouting crap about hammering Waterford out the gate and exposing your obsession with Kilkenny yet again... hating Kilkenny more than you love your own county is sad, really sad.

It doesn't sting.
Kilkenny don't have any football all Irelands and they have better systems. But when Kilkenny are shite they can go very low. 1989 was a vintage year.

Oh no, not that one please... please not the no All Irelands in the paralympic version of association football one...

Would ya ever give it a rest and enjoy the build up... or am I right that you're more a Kilkenny hater than a Galway lover?

Jaysus
What's your problem with Galway
In fairness to Galway they gave Kilkenny some hidings when they where in their pomp
Just not in a final

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Kilkevan is unlike sliotars with the Kilkenny forwards. He is easy to rise.

Lol... you're the one who instead of enjoying the build up to his team being in an All Ireland tomorrow is fixating on his hatred for Kilkenny... inferiority complex much...

What a waste of space... I bet your Dad wishes the condom hadn't burst.

[Scheisse]

Kilkenny are great in moderation. A period of mediocrity is just what they need. It's lovely watching the passes go astray. The Germans have a word for it. Scheissefreude.

The other thing is that Cody won't win any all Irelands in the past

Would you schtop.

If you're going to try and make yourself look bright by using foreign words at least use the right ones; the word is schadenfreude. Scheissefreude is what Galway's sporting history is.

And if you want to go with the future, I'll bet you any money you like that Kilkenny double their total of All Irelands as of tonight before Galway double theirs.

Dude, German allows you to make up your own words.
Kilkenny wouldn't be up.to the Schaden level yet. They don't have the intinsity.  They are stuck on Scheisse.

Dont go all Bomber on me now.

I 'll take you up on the bet.

2:22

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrZrpIgutwY

Name your price (or will we go with what your mother charges?)

KK have to win 30 or so and don't have a team.
Galway need 4
You must be the CFO of AIB

36... ooh that stings doesn't it dickhead?

Galway don't have a team, they're in 1B for fucks sake. They're in the final tomorrow by virtue of Cork only slowly coming back and Tipp malfunctioning. They're shite and if they win tomorrow they'll still be shite. Just in an All Ireland in the shitest year for hurling since God knows when... All the big teams this year were guff.

And what the f**k is a CFO? Or does English let you make up words as well?

The saddest/funniest thing is you should be loving tonight for your own team and getting excited ahead of tomorrow; instead you're spouting crap about hammering Waterford out the gate and exposing your obsession with Kilkenny yet again... hating Kilkenny more than you love your own county is sad, really sad.

Jaysus
What's your problem with Galway
In fairness to Galway they gave Kilkenny some hidings when they where in their pomp
Just not in a final

No problem with Galway, just a problem with shitheads from Galway who write crap about how Galway are going to take Waterford to the cleaners.

I'll even let you into a little secret, I want Galway to win tomorrow, it's just there's a certain d**khead on here who spouts w**k all the time...

Self praise is no praise

Again... 2:22

I presume Eddie Keher will be monitoring tomorrow's final for lapses in manliness in case anyone might get sent off. It is such an insult to a player and his feng shui if he gets sent off. It is such an insult to Avonmore as well. Jaysus. 

Kilkenny now are like the old joke

-Canice,  we are taking you off
-But Brian we only have 2 other forwards on the field
- Come off anyway.

I'm gonna hazard a guess you haven't seen your county win an All Ireland... and you're talking about jokes? Stop, I'm pissing myself!

I was there in 1980. Kilkenny were shite in 1980 as well.

You were yeah 

Jaysus
What's your problem with Galway
In fairness to Galway they gave Kilkenny some hidings when they where in their pomp
Just not in a final

No problem with Galway, just a problem with shitheads from Galway who write crap about how Galway are going to take Waterford to the cleaners.

I'll even let you into a little secret, I want Galway to win tomorrow, it's just there's a certain dickhead on here who spouts w**k all the time...

[Scheisse]

Kilkenny are great in moderation. A period of mediocrity is just what they need. It's lovely watching the passes go astray. The Germans have a word for it. Scheissefreude.

The other thing is that Cody won't win any all Irelands in the past

Would you schtop.

If you're going to try and make yourself look bright by using foreign words at least use the right ones; the word is schadenfreude. Scheissefreude is what Galway's sporting history is.

And if you want to go with the future, I'll bet you any money you like that Kilkenny double their total of All Irelands as of tonight before Galway double theirs.

Dude, German allows you to make up your own words.
Kilkenny wouldn't be up.to the Schaden level yet. They don't have the intinsity.  They are stuck on Scheisse.

Dont go all Bomber on me now.

I 'll take you up on the bet.

2:22

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrZrpIgutwY

Name your price (or will we go with what your mother charges?)