Things that make you go What the F**k?

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gerry

#1069
October 02, 2009, 10:59:51 PM
hardstation reminded me of a scottish girl walking around erneside shopping centre in eniskilllen wearing a Tiocfaidh ár lá t shirt last friday night.  BTW  there was a loyalist band parade in the town the same night
God bless the hills of Dooish, be they heather-clad or lea,

DuffleKing

#1070
October 02, 2009, 11:12:25 PM

Paddy O'Rourke appointed armagh manager

ardmhachaabu

#1071
October 02, 2009, 11:19:49 PM
Quote from: DuffleKing on October 02, 2009, 11:12:25 PM

Paddy O'Rourke appointed armagh manager
+1
Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something

Tony Baloney

#1072
October 09, 2009, 08:55:36 PM
BMW X6. Brutal.

brokencrossbar1

#1073
October 12, 2009, 09:05:50 PM
Quotehttp://uk.news.yahoo.com/22/20091012/tsc-oukoe-uk-germany-bottom-011ccfa.html

A German man mooning at railway staff in a departing train got his trousers caught in a carriage door and ended up being dragged half naked along the platform, out of the station and onto the tracks. Skip related content

The 22-year-old journalism student shoved his backside against the window of a low-slung double-decker train when staff forced him off in Lauenbrueck for travelling without a ticket, a spokesman for police in the northern city of Bremen said.

"It's a miracle he wasn't badly hurt," the spokesman said on Monday. "This sort of thing can end up killing you."

Instead, dangling by his trousers, the man got pulled along for about 200 metres, all the while managing to keep his legs away from the wheels of the train.

The ordeal ended when a passenger pulled the emergency brake. Rescues services were called in, causing rail services between Bremen and Hamburg to be suspended for over an hour, delaying 23 trains.

The man -- unharmed except for cuts and bruises -- now faces charges of dangerous interference in rail transport, insulting the train staff, and may face sizeable a compensation claim for the delays he caused, police said.

"He was full of remorse when I talked to him," the spokesman said. "And he advised others not to try the same thing."

pintsofguinness

#1075
October 12, 2009, 09:08:00 PM
Quote from: brokencrossbar1 on October 12, 2009, 09:05:50 PM
Quotehttp://uk.news.yahoo.com/22/20091012/tsc-oukoe-uk-germany-bottom-011ccfa.html

A German man mooning at railway staff in a departing train got his trousers caught in a carriage door and ended up being dragged half naked along the platform, out of the station and onto the tracks. Skip related content

The 22-year-old journalism student shoved his backside against the window of a low-slung double-decker train when staff forced him off in Lauenbrueck for travelling without a ticket, a spokesman for police in the northern city of Bremen said.

"It's a miracle he wasn't badly hurt," the spokesman said on Monday. "This sort of thing can end up killing you."

Instead, dangling by his trousers, the man got pulled along for about 200 metres, all the while managing to keep his legs away from the wheels of the train.

The ordeal ended when a passenger pulled the emergency brake. Rescues services were called in, causing rail services between Bremen and Hamburg to be suspended for over an hour, delaying 23 trains.

The man -- unharmed except for cuts and bruises -- now faces charges of dangerous interference in rail transport, insulting the train staff, and may face sizeable a compensation claim for the delays he caused, police said.

"He was full of remorse when I talked to him," the spokesman said. "And he advised others not to try the same thing."
Thats brilliant!
Which one of you bitches wants to dance?

longrunsthefox

#1076
October 14, 2009, 12:59:38 AM
Boy punished for cutlery breach 

A six-year-old American boy has been ordered to spend 45 days at a school for troublemakers after he brought his favourite camping cutlery to school.
Zachary Christie took out the combination knife, fork and spoon at lunch, in violation of the school policy of not bringing in knives.
Hundreds of people are expected at a school board meeting about the issue.
Downes Elementary School, in Newark, Delaware, operates a zero tolerance policy on knives, banning them as dangerous instruments.
Officials said they were forced to act regardless of Zachary's age or what he planned to do with the knife, the Associated Press reported.
School board member John Mackenzie said the board could change its policy.
"The policy, of course, needs some additional flexibility," he told AP.
"Politically, zero tolerance is what everybody clamours for, until we start to realise how harsh zero tolerance can be."
Suspension appeal
In other cases school officials have ignored the policy and Mr Mackenzie said he was surprised this had not happened in Zachary's case.
Zachary and his mother supported the policy but were unhappy with its implementation.
He said: "I agree that they shouldn't bring dangerous weapons to school but I don't think the punishment should be this bad.
"It's not fair."
His mother, Debbie Christie, is home-schooling him and is to appeal her son's suspension.

.... someone here would probably get less of  a sentence if they stuck a dagger in someone  :o

Onion Bag

#1077
October 14, 2009, 08:15:13 AM
Quote from: Tony Baloney on October 09, 2009, 08:55:36 PM
BMW X6. Brutal.

Have to say i thought the same but they have started to Grow on me, however if i had the money and that was the sort of car i was going for, i would rather have the X5 or the Audi Q7 
Hats, Flags and Head Bands!

brokencrossbar1

#1078
October 14, 2009, 01:30:55 PM
Quotehttp://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20091014/tuk-driver-charged-for-splashing-school-45dbed5.html

Driver Charged For Splashing School Kids


A female motorist is facing court action for deliberately driving through a puddle and splashing a group of school children.


Police received a number of complaints after a 24-second clip of the incident was posted on YouTube.

In the footage, her partner gives a commentary as she motors down a road in Plymouth, Devon.

"Puddle at the bottom of the hill coming up, kids at the bottom of the hill - come on!" he shouts with glee.

The clip, filmed from inside the car, shows the vehicle splashing several children standing at a bus stop.

Officers said the 29-year-old woman had voluntarily contacted them and was interviewed on Sunday.

She has been reported for careless driving and a file is being sent to the Crown Prosecution Service.

A spokesman for Devon and Cornwall Police told Sky News Online: "Deliberately splashing people by driving through a big puddle could mean that the motorist was driving without reasonable consideration for other road users.

"There is also the real danger that by driving through standing water this could cause the driver of the vehicle to lose control and could result in a road traffic collision.

"People involved in this practice could find themselves prosecuted and points put on their licence."

Driving through a puddle to splash bystanders is an offence of "careless, and inconsiderate, driving" under the Road Traffic Act section 3 and carries a fine of up to £2,500.

Four years ago, a driver who admitted soaking a workman by driving through a puddle was fined £150 and given three penalty points by magistrates in Yeovil.


Click onto the link and watch the video, your man's an awful childish clown!

longrunsthefox

#1079
October 14, 2009, 01:36:59 PM
Quote from: brokencrossbar1 on October 14, 2009, 01:30:55 PM
Quotehttp://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20091014/tuk-driver-charged-for-splashing-school-45dbed5.html

Driver Charged For Splashing School Kids


A female motorist is facing court action for deliberately driving through a puddle and splashing a group of school children.


Police received a number of complaints after a 24-second clip of the incident was posted on YouTube.

In the footage, her partner gives a commentary as she motors down a road in Plymouth, Devon.

"Puddle at the bottom of the hill coming up, kids at the bottom of the hill - come on!" he shouts with glee.

The clip, filmed from inside the car, shows the vehicle splashing several children standing at a bus stop.

Officers said the 29-year-old woman had voluntarily contacted them and was interviewed on Sunday.

She has been reported for careless driving and a file is being sent to the Crown Prosecution Service.

A spokesman for Devon and Cornwall Police told Sky News Online: "Deliberately splashing people by driving through a big puddle could mean that the motorist was driving without reasonable consideration for other road users.

"There is also the real danger that by driving through standing water this could cause the driver of the vehicle to lose control and could result in a road traffic collision.

"People involved in this practice could find themselves prosecuted and points put on their licence."

Driving through a puddle to splash bystanders is an offence of "careless, and inconsiderate, driving" under the Road Traffic Act section 3 and carries a fine of up to £2,500.

Four years ago, a driver who admitted soaking a workman by driving through a puddle was fined £150 and given three penalty points by magistrates in Yeovil.


Click onto the link and watch the video, your man's an awful childish clown!

He deserves to be fined... asshole.  If he did that  to my cubs I'd slap his bake. 
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