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Fat Tone, remember that question you PMed me the other day??? well...i found the answer I think that it's Chlamydia you've got instead of Syphilis. I know you told me that you were having problems with an infectious discharge, which is a common symptom of syphilis, but I think that the constant pain in your lower stomach and burning sensation when you pee are more characteristic of Chlamydia. I know how you didn't want to talk to your friends about it so I didn't mind calling around to find out what is wrong with you. Just being a good friend and letting ya know P.S. I heard Tescos has that cream that you needed for that oral herpes too. And don't worry, it doesn't have any alcohol so it wont burn like the last 3 creams you tried.

rrhf, you're being awful civil these days. Disarming.

There's bound to be a great book/film in years to come on the whole Leeds story from the Valencia game/top of the league to starting the third tier at -15.

Wise is a classy lad though...from the Leeds website (on the points deduction)

"It's laughable,"  said Dennis. "Not only have they taken my arms and legs off, now they've cut my balls off as well. It's just not funny at all. We'd like to know deep down the real reasons. If you look at the teams in our division I'm sure they probably wouldn't have voted for us.

"Some will have done it for their own reasons and probably not the right reasons. Everyone wants to get a head start, so 23 teams in our league have got a very good head start on us.

"I'm disappointed with the whole thing. Minus 15 points. We have to get 106 points to win the league, 92 points to get in the play-offs and 70 points to stay up. Lovely. Thank you very much.

"It's so disappointing, but these players, these fans are going to stick together and be strong and try to achieve it.
Dennis Wise looks on at York

"It's going to be very difficult. A lot of people want to see us fall flat on our faces and they've helped make the situation as well.

"So we've got to fight against it, pick ourselves up, dust ourselves down and get on with it."

[Graeme's stormer]

Twas "Super Daly Runs Wild"

Poor oul Storm was out too late!!

Though their website has....wait for it....

Graeme's stormer

Hacks just don't put the effort in nowadays.

The Sun has.....Graeme serves up a Stormer

The Telegraph... Graeme Storm takes USPGA lead

Could someone explain that last post to me?

Wish people would quit whinging about British Broadcasters. How much GAA was on the RTE news today at 6? Some people go out of their way to be offended.

I don't know if that will be the actual derry lineup. i dont think the correct team has been named in the paper since the antrim match.

They were never great at the writin.

Bothy band:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjS2ExtzvII

Some Sasenach called Storm doing well too, and he's playing the course backwards.

Predict the Daily Mirror's back-page headline tomorrow and I'll give you a tenner.

Take by storm
the quiet before the storm
calm before the storm
any port in a storm
kick up a storm
battin' your eyes like a toadfrog in a hailstorm

Cabrera had a 10 at a par 3.

and he was evens......

This looks a well-run competition - simple yet the bonus/insurance adds to it.

Not on anyone though keeping an eye on Verplank

Wild Thing on fire.

Bet he hits an 80 tomorrow.

Clarke bombs. 77.

I think that's the first time I've been on OWC in two years - in order to read the thread on Kielty - and it had me in absolute stitches for an hour or so. Lads, you should read it, especially when it gets to the stage when they discover the IFA have advertised the show on their website. Priceless stuff. I posted the link to a Premier League forum and they're in bits.

Jones should make a play based on that thread. A cyber-night in August.

Having seen both sides develop at close quarters in recent years, this match is a toss-up. There are NO 'levels' between them. Derry could teach Dublin a thing or two about intensity and physicality. On the other hand, the Jackeens have a wider spread of flair in attack and, if Derry allow it, can cut loose for 15 minute spells. Crozier and Lockhart are too long-in-the-tooth to allow that to happen.

The Dubs have a horrendous record in recent years against 'six-county' teams in Croker.