You know what really grinds my gears?

[Puckoon]

The abundance of chocolate and cakes and stuff left behind after christmas, along by the mother in laws ability to sniff out a bargain and come home from the store today with about 8 packets of ferrero roche and lindts truffles and leave them over at my house; all accompanied with my lack of will power.

[pintsofguinness]

My jeans were too tight today.   

[Puckoon]

Maternity Pants - super.

[Square Ball]

Maternity Pants - super.

well stop wearing them! 

[Tyrones own]

Maternity Pants - super.

Don't be caught sniffin them anyway, being rationed an all

[Puckoon]

Maternity Pants - super.

Don't be caught sniffin them anyway, being rationed an all

Ah, I must confess here that I used an americanism, not panties, trousers. Sorry to dissapoint anyone who had me pegged as a complete vagrant. I was just telling Pints that thats one way to avoid noticing your jeans getting tight - steal the Mrs' Maternity Pants Trousers.

[Tyrones own]

How long have you been here now

[Puckoon]

In my defence, there are only so many times you can hear Maternity Pants in a 9 month period, before you start saying it yourself. Its easier than instigating a screaming match by saying " Sorry Honey - dont you mean where the fcuk are your maternity trousers?"

6 years.

[Square Ball]

thinking you were off tomorrow and then finding out that you have to go in as there is no cover 

[ziggysego]

A mysterious pain in the upper leg.

[pintsofguinness]

You're getting on ziggy, I've been getting pains for years.


Went to see "I am Legend" (not a bad film but not really my type of thing) and there was stupid f**kers talking away down the front, I lost count of how many times cinema staff came in to tell them to shut up and then these pair of pricks behind me started whispering - not even talking but whispering, IT'S SO ANNOYING!!!
oh and I was on the end seat - two more pricks beside me spend the entire time running in and out and I'd to get up every time! 
aaaahhh

[Puckoon]

A combination of what the f**k and gear grinding:

The selfishness and ill manners of people with zero appreciation for gestures of decency and help that you bust your f**king balls to show them a good turn - and get it thrown back in your face.

Screw them - all of them.

[pintsofguinness]

Screw them - all of them.

That's it puckoon!!! A few more sleepless nights and you'll be just like me!


Speaking of sleepless nights - lying in bed wrecked and not being fit to sleep grinds my gears!  I'm running on about 4 hours sleep every night for the last week!

[Puckoon]

Ive given up for tonight. Its 4 am and Im not ready for sleep

[the Deel Rover]

didn't get a nights sleep for 4 years when my 2 kids were born so i know how you feel pukoon, sleep deprivation is a form of torture