Rose of Tralee

[Tony Baloney]

The Sidney Rose had that ride-ability factor, wasn't as good a talker as some, but that's a plus in my book.

Rule 1

http://roseoftralee.ie/roses/international-roses-2013/international-roses-2013/sydney-aus

Nice but those lips look as if they've had a bit of augmentation

Looks like it and is one of her eyes a bit wonky?

Jeez youse have high standards. She's a cracker.

[orangeman]

Result fixed.

What a shocker.

[sheamy]

Love this thread. Never disappoints.

Who do you reckon would be the provincial winners?

(We'll allow London and NY into Connacht.)

[J70]

The Sidney Rose had that ride-ability factor, wasn't as good a talker as some, but that's a plus in my book.

Rule 1

http://roseoftralee.ie/roses/international-roses-2013/international-roses-2013/sydney-aus

Nice but those lips look as if they've had a bit of augmentation

Looks like it and is one of her eyes a bit wonky?

Jeez youse have high standards. She's a cracker.

Some lads here are either full of it or delusional!

[laoislad]

The Sidney Rose had that ride-ability factor, wasn't as good a talker as some, but that's a plus in my book.

The blonde from Dunquin, the South Australia rose, popped my cork.

Do I f**king have to do everything round here...

Meh....6/10.

[Nally Stand]

STOP!! This contest is a sham, and a fraud, and a... sham!

http://www.irishexaminer.com/ireland/family-crest-causes-rose-of-tralee-conspiracy-furore-240646.html

[sheamy]

I know the winner's cousin. Now I know where all the personality in the family went...

Wher did the looks go.. She is a bad looking brute!

This is still my favourite post of all time 

[Aristo 60]

The Sidney Rose had that ride-ability factor, wasn't as good a talker as some, but that's a plus in my book.

Rule 1

http://roseoftralee.ie/roses/international-roses-2013/international-roses-2013/sydney-aus

Nice but those lips look as if they've had a bit of augmentation

Looks like it and is one of her eyes a bit wonky?

Jeez youse have high standards. She's a cracker.

Some lads here are either full of it or delusional!

Did anyone see this one's auld doll?? An ex Killarney Rose I think.. She'd still got it in buckets! 

[armaghniac]

Do Australians prefer to be upside down?

[BennyCake]

STOP!! This contest is a sham, and a fraud, and a... sham!

http://www.irishexaminer.com/ireland/family-crest-causes-rose-of-tralee-conspiracy-furore-240646.html

Fuckin' hell.

[johnneycool]

STOP!! This contest is a sham, and a fraud, and a... sham!

http://www.irishexaminer.com/ireland/family-crest-causes-rose-of-tralee-conspiracy-furore-240646.html

Fuckin' hell.

Look lads it was just a coincidence that her family crest was on the cutlery already, nothing to see here, move along...

[Syferus]

C'mon lads. Yer slackin'.

[Sidney]

"My Lovely Little Ireland"

by the Darwin Rose (accompanied by a twee piano backing track)

I'm from Cork
I eat too much pork
Didn't like where I was
So I went to Oz
I was sick of the rain
so I got on a plane
now I'm here in the sun
having lots of fun
I'm living the dream
But I need lots of suncream
But I'm bored on my own
and now I miss home
but I'll never say that
cos I'll look like a twat
but I guess its too late
after all my Facebook status updates
saying its 33 degrees in the shade
Oh God I wish I had stayed

Oh My Lovely Little Ireland
You're no longer part of me
As I stand here on this stage
Reciting this poem so twee
Though I'm gone away from home now
ne'er to return no more
I'll always hold you in my heart
Oh Christ I'm such a bore

[muppet]

"My Lovely Little Ireland"

by the Darwin Rose (accompanied by a twee piano backing track)

I'm from Cork
I eat too much pork
Didn't like where I was
So I went to Oz
I was sick of the rain
so I got on a plane
now I'm here in the sun
having lots of fun
I'm living the dream
But I need lots of suncream
But I'm bored on my own
and now I miss home
but I'll never say that
cos I'll look like a t**t
but I guess its too late
after all my Facebook status updates
saying its 33 degrees in the shade
Oh God I wish I had stayed

Oh My Lovely Little Ireland
You're no longer part of me
As I stand here on this stage
Reciting this poem so twee
Though I'm gone away from home now
ne'er to return no more
I'll always hold you in my heart
Oh Christ I'm such a bore

Aren't you the Sidney Rose?

[Sidney]

Aren't you the Sidney Rose?

I wouldn't mind entering the Sydney Rose.

Not the Darwin one though. Too much of a Jungle Judy for my liking.