Ziggy's Pre-World Cup Caption Competition Special

[ziggysego]

[bingobus]

Wayne Rooney attempts to fit into the Tyrone way of life have yet to convince Mickey Harte that he's worth a place in the championship squad.

[paco]

Capello's controversial new diet regime goes down a treat with England's star striker.

[The Subbie]

Capellos Soweto base raises concerns among players and wags.

[Olly]

I feel a bit uncomfortable about this invasion of privacy.

[Doogie Browser]

Rooney tries to escape World Cup hype with weekend break at ancestral home in Mayo.

[Billys Boots]

Fr Noel Furlong finds a new holiday companion after being let down by Craggy Island mob.

[A Quinn Martin Production]

Wayne Rooney auditions for The Royle Family

[magpie seanie]

Colleen: "I always said he looked like Brad Pitt"

[muppet]

Rooney linked to Roma!

[spuds]

rooney empties bedpan

[stew]

Snatch, the deleted scenes.

[red hander]

Rooney five years after retirement and following his divorce settlement with Coleen

[Nally Stand]

Rare photo surfaces featuring Luke Kelly with shaven head

[RedandGreenSniper]

Rooney caught in a rare moment without his Under Armour.