"Ah crap" moments

[ziggysego]

Getting caught on auto pilot with the woman...

"I love your balls" says she
"I love yours too" says he.

Ah crap.

You know, there could be underlying reason for that slip. If I was you, I'd read up on Sigmund Freud.

[leenie]

just had a "ah crap" moment...   (actually more of a F""""""%%%%%%kkkkkk!)

i'm making dinner and just opened the oven and stucked my hand into to grab a glass dish....

i do not know why i did this....  just burnt my thumb and one finger.... 

[thebigfella]

Note sure where to put this, so I'll start a new thread.

Yesterday I took a swig of a bottle of 7-Up from the fridge. Well, I thought it was 7-Up, only it turned out to be some carbonated water crap which the wife drinks.

I'm sure Muppet has done something similar.

I know a boy who did the same only it was petrol in the bottle!!!

Why would the wife be keeping bottles of petrol in the fridge?

[muppet]

Note sure where to put this, so I'll start a new thread.

Yesterday I took a swig of a bottle of 7-Up from the fridge. Well, I thought it was 7-Up, only it turned out to be some carbonated water crap which the wife drinks.

I'm sure Muppet has done something similar.

I know a boy who did the same only it was petrol in the bottle!!!

Why would the wife be keeping bottles of petrol in the fridge?

Well where else would she put them? The oven??

[Armagh Cúchulainns]

Liverpool fan who punched the beachball onto the pitch, or is that more of an ah fcuk moment?

[longrunsthefox]

When you post a joke and the PC brigade report you and you get banned 4 2 weeks (no warning), but I am back!

Jees! ure back u madman! I remember that joke tho I'd a feeling you'd get the high road for it. I got a couple of PMs of people thot you and Fox are one and the same, but no, we just share a perverse sense of humour  . You know who grassed you-was the person posted after that.. he done me before too... a regular PC policeman