Phrases you associate with GAA matches

[The Subbie]

He's f**king useless the ****, the brother is twice the footballer he is but no interest at all, at all.

[BennyCake]

Quit f**king about with it!
Kick the f**king thing!
Put him in the stand!

[SHEEDY]

wheres your cards now referee??

stick it overrrr!!

2 bouncessss

[BennyCake]

Thon boy's done.
Thon boy hasn't a clue [manager]
Thon boy's useless [player]

[stew]

Lovely atein apples (Outside Croker back in the day)

Hats, flags & Rosettes

Hats, flags and Official programs.

C'mon Armagh.

[The Subbie]

Hateful 'Blaney bastards.

[ONeill]

"Too Long" if anyone has the audacity to take a solo.

"Black Card, ref" for every foul.

"He married the full cousin" at Monaghan games in Croke.

[Aristo 60]

'couldn't kick snow off a rope' is a local classic

[seafoid]

'couldn't kick snow off a rope' is a local classic

Wouldn't hit Clerys window wirra brick

[The Subbie]

What class of p***k decides to wear moulded boots a day like that

[Eamonnca1]

[Just before the throw-in] "Come on boys! From the start!"

[manfromdelmonte]

The insurance point

As good as a score

[sensethetone]

That lad does play better when he's drunk

[illdecide]

What about the "kick it dead", making sure u don't drop it short

[The Subbie]

Let the **** know you are there

They are taking the f**king piss with the prices in that shop

There's a few bob about this club

Are the county boys togging out tonight

How much are they paying this new manager

They're training at what time in the morning