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Title: help with a lady
Post by: youngfella on November 24, 2008, 07:39:26 PM
I met this girl on house party on friday, she was really nice, pretty, big chest on her! She asked me for my number, so i give her it and we texting eachother on saturday. But since then i havent heard from her, i wasnt rude or mean to her. So i dunno weather to try and call her or sent her a text? what do you think? any advice?
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: Minder on November 24, 2008, 07:40:29 PM
Youngfella strikes again.
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: orangeman on November 24, 2008, 07:42:05 PM
Was she drunk or sober on Friday night ?
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: youngfella on November 24, 2008, 07:42:42 PM
feck off!    :D
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: DownFanatic on November 24, 2008, 07:43:17 PM
Take a hint big lad and take it on the chin
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: Our Nail Loney on November 24, 2008, 07:45:46 PM
You don't get out much youngfella do ya!!

At least she was texting ya on sat, don't be too keen or it will put her off son!! She is prob playnig it cool as well so leave it a couple of days, its only monday f**k sake!!

Text her thursday or friday asking what the criac is and if she is out the weekend...

Now, how big a chest are we talking??
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: Puckoon on November 24, 2008, 07:47:41 PM
(http://www.crestock.com/images/700000-709999/703525-xs.jpg)
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: youngfella on November 24, 2008, 07:48:47 PM
Im very innocent

The chest was serious, could spend an easy week in between them things and still want more
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: Our Nail Loney on November 24, 2008, 07:51:50 PM
Quote from: youngfella on November 24, 2008, 07:48:47 PM
Im very innocent

The chest was serious, could spend an easy week in between them things and still want more

Ya know what, I really hope this works out for you YF so you can end up going with this girl and then post a pic of them bad boys

By the way are you not just out of a relationship?? Play the field, don't worry about gettting bogged down with textin someone!!
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: ziggysego on November 24, 2008, 07:54:21 PM
Quote from: youngfella on November 24, 2008, 07:39:26 PM
I met this girl on house party on friday, she was really nice, pretty, big chest on her! She asked me for my number, so i give her it and we texting eachother on saturday. But since then i havent heard from her, i wasnt rude or mean to her. So i dunno weather to try and call her or sent her a text? what do you think? any advice?

Text her you nonce. If she doesn't reply, wait until Thursday. Text her on Thursday, if still no reply....  forget about her.
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: youngfella on November 24, 2008, 07:55:18 PM
lol, im doing well, for me.

thanks for replies.

how do i delete this thread...   :-[
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: Our Nail Loney on November 24, 2008, 07:55:43 PM
NO DO NOT TEXT HER THIS QUICK!! IT HAS ONLY BEEN TWO DAYS!! SHE WILL RUN A MILE!!
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: youngfella on November 24, 2008, 08:00:48 PM
Cheers boys, I'll play it quiet. til the end of the week.

Interesting the conflicts in advice between ziggy and the rest of the board.

These things are worth txting her for!
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: orangeman on November 24, 2008, 08:03:36 PM
Quote from: youngfella on November 24, 2008, 07:48:47 PM
Im very innocent

The chest was serious, could spend an easy week in between them things and still want more

:D :D :D
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: Our Nail Loney on November 24, 2008, 08:04:49 PM
Did you go with her the ohter night then or just get her number? Were the pair of you drinking? Who initiated the texts the day after?
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: youngfella on November 24, 2008, 08:06:12 PM
We had a bit of a snog, aye we had acouple weren't streaming like, but merry. Herself started texting and it seems finished it too!
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: Our Nail Loney on November 24, 2008, 08:08:49 PM
Well thats a good sign there in itself if she started the texts the day after, means she doesn't completely regret it...

I spent a lot of time in my ex's house at uni with five other girls, most of them single and they were the most neurotic bunch of ppl you would ever meet!!

When it came to boys everything was analysed, everything. They would be asking each other why as he text me so soon, whos turn is ti to initiate, used to sit and time how long it would be before they would reply to a boys messages etc so they wouldn't seem too keen, or didnt wanna wait too late in case they seemed disinterested!

Fuckin weirdos girls.
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: Gabriel_Hurl on November 24, 2008, 08:11:38 PM
Quote from: youngfella on November 24, 2008, 07:48:47 PM
Im very innocent

The chest was serious, could spend an easy week in between them things and still want more

would you do the motorboat?
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: Rav67 on November 24, 2008, 08:14:15 PM
You're in Liverpool aren't ye youngfella, is she scouse? fuckin love that accent
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: pintsofguinness on November 24, 2008, 08:14:52 PM
Sounds like you scared her off.  
Better luck next time.
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: youngfella on November 24, 2008, 08:18:21 PM
Quote from: Gabriel_Hurl on November 24, 2008, 08:11:38 PM
Quote from: youngfella on November 24, 2008, 07:48:47 PM
Im very innocent

The chest was serious, could spend an easy week in between them things and still want more

would you do the motorboat?

I'd prob need help to be honest! i'd get lost in them!
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: ziggysego on November 24, 2008, 08:36:17 PM
Quote from: youngfella on November 24, 2008, 08:18:21 PM
Quote from: Gabriel_Hurl on November 24, 2008, 08:11:38 PM
Quote from: youngfella on November 24, 2008, 07:48:47 PM
Im very innocent

The chest was serious, could spend an easy week in between them things and still want more

would you do the motorboat?

I'd prob need help to be honest! i'd get lost in them!

Probably knew you'd be talking about her.
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: fitzroyalty on November 24, 2008, 08:43:11 PM
Quote from: youngfella on November 24, 2008, 08:06:12 PM
We had a bit of a snog, aye we had acouple weren't streaming like, but merry. Herself started texting and it seems finished it too!

girls are fckn odd when it comes to texting..leave it til wed at the earliest, and send her a wee innocent txt about her whereabouts/whats shes up to/is she going out...nothing too direct or she'll start to wonder..if she doesnt reply within in a certain time, just leave it
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: Orior on November 24, 2008, 08:56:35 PM
Try sending her this cryptic text...

IMTDSNINVU

She will end up having to call you to see what it means.
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: ziggysego on November 24, 2008, 09:04:48 PM
Quote from: Orior on November 24, 2008, 08:56:35 PM
Try sending her this cryptic text...

IMTDSNINVU

She will end up having to call you to see what it means.

Either that or she'll think he's an idiot and give him a wide berth.
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: pintsofguinness on November 24, 2008, 09:08:24 PM
Quote from: ziggysego on November 24, 2008, 09:04:48 PM
Quote from: Orior on November 24, 2008, 08:56:35 PM
Try sending her this cryptic text...

IMTDSNINVU

She will end up having to call you to see what it means.

Either that or she'll think he's an idiot and give him a wide berth.
I think that ship has sailed.
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: Pangurban on November 24, 2008, 09:21:19 PM
heres the help you need....Take a quiet moment and ask yourself why any girl would want too go out with an indecisive, immature, fickle young man, and then decide whether you should text her
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: youngfella on November 24, 2008, 09:22:58 PM
Quote from: Pangurban on November 24, 2008, 09:21:19 PM
heres the help you need....Take a quiet moment and ask yourself why any girl would want too go out with an indecisive, immature, fickle young man, and then decide whether you should text her

God your deep  :( too deep
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: pintsofguinness on November 24, 2008, 09:24:13 PM
Quote from: Pangurban on November 24, 2008, 09:21:19 PM
heres the help you need....Take a quiet moment and ask yourself why any girl would want too go out with an indecisive, immature, fickle young man, and then decide whether you should text her
:D  :D  :D
That's a great post pb.

but I don't think youngfella or the girl exist.
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: ziggysego on November 24, 2008, 09:26:16 PM
Quote from: Pangurban on November 24, 2008, 09:21:19 PM
heres the help you need....Take a quiet moment and ask yourself why any girl would want too go out with an indecisive, immature, fickle young man, and then decide whether you should text her

(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p78/mamalovesherboys/70s%20Show/kelso.jpg)

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: pintsofguinness on November 24, 2008, 09:28:49 PM
I love that show ziggy  ;D
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: thebandit on November 24, 2008, 09:36:10 PM
This place is gettng like the F365 forum :-\
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: pintsofguinness on November 24, 2008, 09:41:12 PM
Quote from: thebandit on November 24, 2008, 09:36:10 PM
This place is gettng like the F365 forum :-\
Aye, but it's only down to 4 or 5 posters and their bullshit. 
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: Minder on November 24, 2008, 10:00:17 PM
I would take a look at most threads bar the epic "he said, she said" green/orange threads. If i dont like a thread i dont read it,its pretty easily done.
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: Stalin on November 24, 2008, 10:13:35 PM
Quote from: pintsofguinness on November 24, 2008, 09:41:12 PM
Quote from: thebandit on November 24, 2008, 09:36:10 PM
This place is gettng like the F365 forum :-\
Aye, but it's only down to 4 or 5 female posters and their bullshit. 

FYP
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: pintsofguinness on November 24, 2008, 10:18:20 PM
I don't think so Stalin, the bullshit arises from those thinking they are men if they talk about women's chests and the likes when they just appear sad, pathetic, insecure in their manhood and/or desperate to get their leg over.
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: Stalin on November 24, 2008, 10:25:23 PM
Quote from: pintsofguinness on November 24, 2008, 10:18:20 PM
I don't think so Stalin, the bullshit arises from those thinking they are men if they talk about women's chests and the likes when they just appear sad, pathetic, insecure in their manhood and/or desperate to get their leg over.

:o
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: youngfella on November 24, 2008, 10:42:06 PM
Going to take advice n leave it for a few days. i'll let you know if anything happens, ill send you pics if am lucky nail!
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: Tony Baloney on November 24, 2008, 10:51:17 PM
Quote from: youngfella on November 24, 2008, 10:42:06 PM
Going to take advice n leave it for a few days. i'll let you know if anything happens, ill send you pics if am lucky nail!
Drop POG a copy of that pic too fella.
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: Yes I Would on November 24, 2008, 10:58:24 PM
Jesus Pints there is f**k all wrong with being desperate to get the leg over!! 
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: pintsofguinness on November 24, 2008, 11:13:32 PM
Quote from: Yes I Would on November 24, 2008, 10:58:24 PM
Jesus Pints there is f**k all wrong with being desperate to get the leg over!! 
there is when you go around like a dog in heat.
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: youngfella on November 24, 2008, 11:16:16 PM
Quote from: Yes I Would on November 24, 2008, 10:58:24 PM
Jesus Pints there is f**k all wrong with being desperate to get the leg over!! 

VEry true i f**king walk around and people can hear my wheelbarrow before they can see me!
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: DrinkingHarp on November 25, 2008, 12:05:40 AM
Young Fella,

you probably blew your chance with the young lady by waiting. The best way to handle the situation at hand or whenever it pops up again is simple. It doesn't matter if you are looking for a one nite stand or a long time thing- you must do one act first.

Call her on your way home or as soon as you get home. Tell her you had a grand time and she was funny, interesting or whatever (it does not matter) tell her something positive about your meeting. Make sure you tell her this with a comical (not seedy) overtone and joke around. Then you lay it on HER TO CALL you next if you are to meet up again, this HAS to be done with the same joking attitude. You just put the ball in her court with good light conversation and she knows you are interested. Women want to feel wanted but not over persued. This call after meeting her is something no one else will do but MOST women find it "cute".

Keep the texting out of the first week or so of talking. Its easier to read her attitude towards you then a simple line of words on a screen then her voice inflections in a conversation.

Its no big secret, women want a man who makes them laugh and keeps conversation flowing. A phone call right after the first meeting that is funny and not too long will peak her intrests.

I guarantee it!!!
;)
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: Rav67 on November 25, 2008, 12:16:59 AM
Quote from: Stalin on November 24, 2008, 10:13:35 PM
Quote from: pintsofguinness on November 24, 2008, 09:41:12 PM
Quote from: thebandit on November 24, 2008, 09:36:10 PM
This place is gettng like the F365 forum :-\
Aye, but it's only down to 4 or 5 female posters and their bullshit. 

FYP

What deoes that mean?  Please tell me you're not using your hilarious sayings from f365 on this board stalin
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: screenexile on November 25, 2008, 12:19:59 AM
Interesting theory DH. I agree wih your first sentiment. A short funny sweet fone call that night will work wonders for you but weemen tend not to like th sober conversations so I would generally leave it "I'll ive you a shout during the week" and leave it at that. Tuesday evenin then is a good time to send the "did you get over the weekend alight? Some night's craic, I'm still dying!lol crap if she doesn't text back you're pretty much gone but if you're really desparate try a text on a Thursday nite again if nothing hn foget about it.

POG I also agree you shouldn't be going round a man's discussion board looking for advice but there's a man with an opportunity for some majestic taa taa's... we owe it to ourselves to give him every help in trying to motorboat those bad boys!
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: full back on November 25, 2008, 08:09:18 AM
Drinking Harp's advice is probably the best but I will give you an alternative ;)
Dont text her all week, wait until Saturday when you go for a few pints. Its obvious you arent interested in her as a person when you mention her bad boys, so text her while you are boozing & arrange to meet up later that night.
If she says yeah, you are in, if not fcuk it, you have the rest of the night to get yourself sorted
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: The Gs Man on November 25, 2008, 09:31:23 AM
Text her a picture of your tool.
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: fitzroyalty on November 25, 2008, 12:50:54 PM
Quote from: The Gs Man on November 25, 2008, 09:31:23 AM
Text her a picture of your tool.

seriously don't..talkin from experience
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: illdecide on November 25, 2008, 03:03:17 PM
Quote from: fitzroyalty on November 25, 2008, 12:50:54 PM
Quote from: The Gs Man on November 25, 2008, 09:31:23 AM
Text her a picture of your tool.

seriously don't..talkin from experience

Paint shop pro...should do the trick... :D
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: thebandit on November 26, 2008, 12:20:21 PM
Well youngfella, any updates?
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: fitzroyalty on November 26, 2008, 12:36:22 PM
i have an even bigger problem...fat ride last night  :o im devestated
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: ziggysego on November 26, 2008, 12:38:57 PM
She's probably just as devastated as you
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: fitzroyalty on November 26, 2008, 12:41:45 PM
Quote from: ziggysego on November 26, 2008, 12:38:57 PM
She's probably just as devastated as you

doubt it, she didnt fck off til this mornin
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: illdecide on November 26, 2008, 12:54:03 PM
Did you surf the roles of fat then???Bet you thought you were on a water bed...lol
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: bingobus on November 26, 2008, 12:54:56 PM
Youngfella,

No sign of him, maybe he is taking it easy for a week between the big boys!!

If not, text her and tell her that you think you might be with child and you need her support.
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: fitzroyalty on November 26, 2008, 12:58:55 PM
Quote from: illdecide on November 26, 2008, 12:54:03 PM
Did you surf the roles of fat then???Bet you thought you were on a water bed...lol

didn't know whether to laugh or cry tbh..

don't get me wrong like, big gal's need luvin too... just not off me
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: leenie on November 26, 2008, 02:57:26 PM
fitz from the way u spout of on here........... you must think you're some looker...

Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: illdecide on November 26, 2008, 03:07:18 PM
Quote from: leenie on November 26, 2008, 02:57:26 PM
fitz from the way u spout of on here........... you must think you're some looker...



Leenie, Fitz is the man...I bet that fat bird thought it was her birthday landing a catch like Fitz :D
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: ziggysego on November 26, 2008, 03:13:21 PM
Sounds like you wish it was your birthday illdecide...
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: fitzroyalty on November 26, 2008, 03:59:40 PM
Quote from: leenie on November 26, 2008, 02:57:26 PM
fitz from the way u spout of on here........... you must think you're some looker...



actually don't,maybe i just didn't emphasise how much of a moose she actually was..seriously the tide wouldnt take her out!

illdecide, christmas came early for her   :P
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: ardal on November 26, 2008, 04:02:08 PM
Quote from: fitzroyalty on November 26, 2008, 03:59:40 PM
Quote from: leenie on November 26, 2008, 02:57:26 PM
fitz from the way u spout of on here........... you must think you're some looker...



actually don't,maybe i just didn't emphasise how much of a moose she actually was..seriously the tide wouldnt take her out!

illdecide, christmas came early for her   :P

Premature ejaculation eh?
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: kumquat on November 26, 2008, 04:02:38 PM
Where is mayoman with his words of wisdom?
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: fitzroyalty on November 26, 2008, 04:04:17 PM
Quote from: ardal on November 26, 2008, 04:02:08 PM
Quote from: fitzroyalty on November 26, 2008, 03:59:40 PM
Quote from: leenie on November 26, 2008, 02:57:26 PM
fitz from the way u spout of on here........... you must think you're some looker...



actually don't,maybe i just didn't emphasise how much of a moose she actually was..seriously the tide wouldnt take her out!

illdecide, christmas came early for her   :P

Premature ejaculation eh?

I wish, was rat up, couldnt "arrive" for love nor money
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: Our Nail Loney on November 27, 2008, 12:25:12 PM
Quote from: fitzroyalty on November 26, 2008, 04:04:17 PM
Quote from: ardal on November 26, 2008, 04:02:08 PM
Quote from: fitzroyalty on November 26, 2008, 03:59:40 PM
Quote from: leenie on November 26, 2008, 02:57:26 PM
fitz from the way u spout of on here........... you must think you're some looker...



actually don't,maybe i just didn't emphasise how much of a moose she actually was..seriously the tide wouldnt take her out!

illdecide, christmas came early for her   :P

Premature ejaculation eh?

I wish, was rat up, couldnt "arrive" for love nor money

Did ya try a bit of 'manual' help??

Anyway wheres youngfella for an update?? Text her asking is she for the bot tonight!!
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: illdecide on November 27, 2008, 12:29:31 PM
Quote from: ziggysego on November 26, 2008, 03:13:21 PM
Sounds like you wish it was your birthday illdecide...

Ziggy it's my birthday any time i want it, remember illdecide. Any wilde beast that gets a ride must think its her birthday...lol
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: youngfella on November 27, 2008, 11:56:42 PM
Well done to fitz!!

I text there on tuesday or it coulda being just as easy wednesday night, a wee feeler text. But i have heard a dickie back, oo well! I'll be motorboating at the weekend!
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: illdecide on November 28, 2008, 02:09:30 PM
Quote from: youngfella on November 27, 2008, 11:56:42 PM
Well done to fitz!!

I text there on tuesday or it coulda being just as easy wednesday night, a wee feeler text. But i have heard a dickie back, oo well! I'll be motorboating at the weekend!

Well youngfella looks like she give you the heave ho...at least you left her in flitters last weekend...
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: youngfella on November 28, 2008, 02:20:33 PM
ta mate. Lesson learned, dam they were nice looking bouncy castle too...
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: youngfella on December 09, 2008, 12:43:21 PM
I ran into this blade today at uni! Ooo jesus thank god she'd didnt reply to my texts. Strange what a few beers does to the eyes! She was caked in war paint :o :o and the converstation just flowed, it was like i became ziggy! Asked what i was doing tomorrow night, she said she was going to the disco in the city. So im in two minds could do with a good seeing too but i wouldnt let my dog sniff her. What does the board think i should do?
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: ziggysego on December 09, 2008, 12:45:25 PM
If you enjoyed her company, what's the problem?
Title: Re: help with a lady
Post by: SidelineKick on December 09, 2008, 12:48:15 PM
You musy be some stud youngfella, maybe she felt sorry for you??