muppet's craption competition #143

[muppet]

(with apologies to Dixie..)

[brokencrossbar1]

(with apologies to Dixie..)

I swear to God Charlie,  I won't mention the dandruff joke!

[muppet]

Charlie: The tea-leaves say I am going down a bomb.
Gerry: Mine too.

[armaghniac]

Do you still wish you were a tampon?

[BennyCake]

Charlie: Lyons?
Gerry: That's right, Lyons. None of that auld Tetley shite here, Charlie.

[give her dixie]

If I had of known you were coming I would have got a cake baked for you

[Aristo 60]

Gerry: and so the next thing you know wasn't your man landed 40ft up into the air... And that's when I got the idea for the trampoline.

[muppet]

Gerry: Ahem, Sir.... when do I get the re-grant?

[laoislad]

Gerry - 'Does anyone ever win the craption competitions muppet keeps posting on gaaboard.com'

[muppet]

Gerry - 'Does anyone ever win the craption competitions muppet keeps posting on gaaboard.com'

Stick to the running. 

[Shamrock Shore]

Gerry: Could you have a word with Yer Ma to see if there's a vacancy in the House of Lords. Shur, it's the next logical step
Charles: Who are you again?

[Orior]

Gerry: One or two sugars?
Charlie: One takes two
Gerry: Eh?
Charlie: One takes two
Gerry: Soooo.... is that one or two?

etcetera
etcetera

[T Fearon]

Our Tay will come

[StGallsGAA]

Charlie - is it true Mickey Harte coaches in Sledging?  I prefer the skidoo myself.

Gerry - if its sledging ye want Cathal, you should try Indiana.... Not the one in Amerikay,  he's a coach for the St Vincent's u12's.  Cynical hoor.  He's giving out Camilla's number to the players tonight, so watch yerself if they take ye on a tour of Croker the Marra y'know.

Charlie - Croke Park?   Yes I got a letter from a William Frazier and James Bryson, both loyal subjects apparently, who would like me to send the army in there again on All Ireland Final day.  Can you advise?

Gerry -  Two fcukin muppets Cathal. They'll make good DUP peers some day, y'know.

[sensethetone]

Gerry: Sledging, you see you wind me up about skeletons in my closet and i wind you up about skeletons in your        closet.
Charles: Your skeletons vs my skeletons ye say. So who ever has most wins or loses?
Gerry:Right your getting there, then i could mention your woman's not that powerful looking and let you know who's done your ex.
Charles: Watch you your mouth or I'll  tear ye apart like Neil Gallaghers jersey.