Football chants

[5 Sams]

Neville Neville, Their future's immense,
Neville Neville, They play in defence,
Neville Neville, Like Jacko they're bad,
Neville Neville, Is the name of their dad.

[Our Nail Loney]

Neville Neville, Their future's immense,
Neville Neville, They play in defence,
Neville Neville, Like Jacko they're bad,
Neville Neville, Is the name of their dad.

Brilliant, didnt wanna go searching about for it in work here!

[The Subbie]

Arsenal fans to Spurs during a recent N london derby

" We've got Cesc Fabregas you yids are scared of gas"

Now Thats rascist 

[Muzz]

The Holy Goalie has to be the best song this year without a dout!!!

OOOOOHHHHH Arthur Boruc, the holy goalie,
he hates the huns,
he blessed himself at Ibrox and the huns went of their nut,
hes off his f**king rocker and he says God save the pope,
OOOOOHHHHH Arthur Boruc

[Sam Maguire]

Tune: London Bridge Is Falling Down

Gary Neville is a Red,
Is a Red,
Is a Red,
Gary Neville is a Red,
He hates Scousers!

Philip Neville's still a Red,
Still a Red,
Still a Red,
Philip Neville's still a Red,
He hates Scousers!

Tracey Neville's off her head,
Off her head,
Off her head,
Tracey Neville's off her head,
She plays Netball!

Neville Neville is their Dad,
Is their Dad,
Is their Dad,
Neville Neville is their Dad,
He hates Scousers!

[Niall Quinn]

For sheer 'to the pointness' I always liked:

Ryan Giggs is illegitimate,
He aint got no birth certificate,
He's got AIDS and he can't get rid of it,
He's a Man U bastard.

[dungiven]

to the tune of when the saints go marching on

Oh Merseyside (oh merseyside)
is full of shit, (is full of shit)
oh merseyside is full of shit
its full of shit, shit, and more shit
oh merseyside is full of shit.

[hitzelsperger]

Old one Arsenal fans used to sing about Petit

'hes blonde...he's quick....his names a porno flick emmanuel emmanuel'

[Uladh]

We'll drink a drink a drink,
to Eric the king the king the king,
he's the leader of our football team.
he's the greatest, centre forward, that the world has ever seen

[Uladh]

Viva Ronaldo

http://www.fanchants.com/football-songs/manchester_united-chants/viva-ronaldo-mp3-extended-version/

Viva Ronaldo,
Viva Ronaldo,
Running down the wing,
Hear United sing,
Viva Ronaldo...


You've only come to see United...

http://www.fanchants.com/football-songs/manchester_united-chants/youve-only-come-to-see/

Come to see United,
You've only come to see United,
Come to see United,
You've only come to see United...

[isourboydownyet]

steve gerrard,gerrard
he passes it 40 yards
he's big and he's f**king hard
steve gerrard,gerrard

[screenexile]

Here are two that I've heard this year... they are in VERY poor taste so you have been warned:

To the tune of "Monster" by the automatic...

What's that hanging outta your sock, is it an ankle... is it an ankle!!

The other one is to the tune of "The Bright Side of Life" by Monty Python

"Always look on the runway for ice"

As for my favourite chant of them all it's

BOBO'S GONNA GET YA... BOBO'S GONNA GET YA!

[nashville]

Steve Gerrard, Gerrard.
He kisses the badge on his chest,
He put in a transfer request,
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard.


Knowing me knowing you, SAHA!

[heganboy]

rare:

i'll give Chelsea credit but when Fank Leboeuf was there after a great interception the crowd started with:
He's here
He's there
He's every f**kin' where
He's Frank Leboeuf
He's Frank Leboeuf

Next week Frank is writing a piece for the match programme and gives off about the language used by the fans and how uncomfortable he is with his kids there etc etc.

This time Frank makes a great tackle and the fans break out with :
He's here
He's there
We're not allowed to swear
He's Frank Leboeuf
He's Frank Leboeuf

[bennydorano]

Aye you're right AZ it used to be don't blame it on biscan and dudek I think, Traore was the worst

Some of those chants are f**king class, wouldn't touch Tommy Tight Lips though! The man's like Shakespeare!

'Twas Don't blame it on Biscan, don't blame it on Hamann, don't blame it on Finnan, blame it on Traore........

if I remember correctly.

There's another Traroe one to the tune of 'Rebel rebel'(or was it the Undertones??), dont know any of it but the chorus goes
'Djimi Djimi you legs are a mess'