Football chants

[Tommy Tight Lips]

to the sound of chamachamellian(nowhere near the right spelling),
gaby,gaby,gaby,gaby, gaby agbonlahor he'll score a goal,he'll score a goal

[Minus15]

to the tune of the rivers of babylon:
We've got markus babbel on
ay ay ay ay

[Tommy Tight Lips]

'free the scousers,let them know its christmas time'

[Minus15]

theres only 1 jorge cadete
theres only 1 jorge cadete
hes portuguese and he scores with ease
living in a cadete wonderland

heard this one in croke park in 1999.
Theres only one trevor giles
theres only one trevor giles
with a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile
giles is a paedophile

[Tommy Tight Lips]

derry city supporters to finn harps supporters
'you are a cultchie,a dirty cultchie,
your're only happy on market day
your homes a cowshed
your ma's a hoorbag,
you're only sheepshaggers from ballybofey!

[Rav67]

derry city supporters to finn harps supporters
'you are a cultchie,a dirty cultchie,
your're only happy on market day
your homes a cowshed
your ma's a hoorbag,
you're only sheepshaggers from ballybofey!

Or the Harps retort:

You're just a mucker, a Derry mucker
You're only happy on giro day
Your da's a dealer
Your ma's a stealer
You're only happy on giro day!

[RedandGreenSniper]

One of the funniest ones I've ever heard was sung at a match in which Coventry were playing Bradford I think.
Coventry were just after selling Noel Whelan and Peter Ndulov.
The Bradford fans sung, to the tune of Righteous Brothers 'You've lost that loving feeling'

"You've lost Ndulov and Whelan, oh you've lost Ndulov and Whelan.'   

Pure genius   

[nashville]

To tune of that renault advert "shaking that ass"

I see you baby, Willy Gallas

[dodo]

Best situation crowd chanting award goes to.................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Rfihh4xrjU&feature=related

[Drumanee 1]

Best situation crowd chanting award goes to.................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Rfihh4xrjU&feature=related

dont no why there were so happy,they were beat!

[dodo]

Makes it all the funnier.

[Norf Tyrone]

Best situation crowd chanting award goes to.................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Rfihh4xrjU&feature=related

That's class.

[Rav67]

Niall Quinn's disco pants are the best
They go up from his arse to his chest
They're better than Adam and the Ants
Niall Quinn's disco pants!

[red hander]

There's one about the Nevilles anyone got it? Features their da?

would it have anything to do with the nevills being inbreads?

What? Those two glipes are from south Derry?

[Our Nail Loney]

Some boy Pancake gave her a lashing and has pictures of her in his bath.

Pancake? He musta been from Portadown with a nickname like that!!

That Ndlovu one is amazing!