Things that make you go What the F**k?

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Dougal Maguire

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Quote from: laoislad on April 14, 2017, 12:15:12 PM
I've two rib eye steaks in the fridge for tonight's dinner.
Had my usual Friday breakfast roll this morning also.
That statement made me go what the f**k. It's akin to a 10 year old in the 1960s telling his mate he didn't tell all his sins in confession.
Careful now

brokencrossbar1

Quote from: seafoid on April 15, 2017, 08:48:23 AM
The UK Government has stopped spending on YouTube ads after ads for the Home Office, the BBC and Transport for London appeared alongside hate mongering and homophobic videos

https://www.ft.com/content/04f8bf56-0b12-11e7-97d1-5e720a26771b

Google don't care

I was watching a video of Arlene defending the DUP position on gay marriage and on a panel alongside the video was an ad for luxury gay holidays in the Caribbean.
It must have been sponsored by SF.

I thought that the Google Ads were reflective of your own browsing history...you know targeted advertising?


johnneycool

The Borussia Dortmond bus bomber did it to manipulate their share price!!!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39664212


Orior

#4129
Deuteronomy 25:11-12
Cover me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians

johnneycool

Quote from: Orior on April 21, 2017, 12:52:03 PM
Deuteronomy 25:11


Are there many one handed women in Armagh?

There's a lot to be said for a good old bible read, especially for nuggets like that.

seafoid

Quote from: johnneycool on April 21, 2017, 01:38:15 PM
Quote from: Orior on April 21, 2017, 12:52:03 PM
Deuteronomy 25:11


Are there many one handed women in Armagh?

There's a lot to be said for a good old bible read, especially for nuggets like that.
And every single word is the word of God
"f**k it, just score"- Donaghy   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbxG2WwVRjU

Hardy


Denn Forever

I have more respect for a man
that says what he means and
means what he says...

Orior

Had an occasion to visit the doctor's surgery this week. Don't worry - Orior is as healthy as a healthy thing and will be around for my more posts.

But I was well entertained whilst in the waiting area. Two young mothers talking to each other across the room. Each had at least two children, all to different fathers. Kids Keaton and Logan (aged about 3 an 4) were wrecking the place and an admin came out to tell the mothers to rein them in. Among the various topics discussed were:
- how good / bad the various fathers behaved
- another girl who met a man on plentymorefish.com and took her kids over to Wales to meet him on a blind date
- piercing the boys ears when they were aged two, with 18 caret gold

A very entertaining 20 minutes.
(Apologies at not changing the names to protect the innocent)
Cover me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians



CiKe


Tony Baloney

Quote from: AQMP on May 22, 2017, 01:10:32 PM
Now who thought this was a good idea?!

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2017/may/22/bbc-apologises-after-local-radio-station-airs-ian-brady-competition-leeds
I was just about to post this link! Unbelievable stuff.

The segment, on BBC Radio Leeds, was hosted by presenter Nathan Turvey during Sunday's breakfast programme.

Listeners were asked to guess the identity of a person "who'd been in the news" from a series of musical clues.

Turvey played excerpts from tracks including The Brady Bunch theme song and The Smiths' Suffer Little Children.

The presenter, who was standing in for the station's regular Sunday host, also played Mott The Hoople's All The Young Dudes and Talking Heads' Psycho Killer before saying: "They were four songs all linked to someone in the news this week, all you've got to do is work out who it is," and asked listeners to call in with their guesses.