Things that make you go What the F**k?

[Puckoon]

Ack I know what you meant - I was just pointing out there are a few assumptions being made.

Civil partnership is alive and well in the UK on a legal basis.

[ziggysego]

Ack I know what you meant - I was just pointing out there are a few assumptions being made.

Civil partnership is alive and well in the UK on a legal basis.

And coming to the south also.

[Archie Mitchell]

Ya feckin eejit - they are probably "married" to one another!

Only one had a wedding ring on though.

Was getting the bus out of Belfast this evening and seen 2 men openly holding hands, and one of them even had a wedding ring on. Actually made me sick. Had to get off the bus and get a taxi instead. Couldn't look at them at all.

Maybe you should follow the advice you had on another thread:

Fair enough the jokes about Jade Goody and Harvey Price were a tad OTT but this is what Frankie Boyle is all about. If you don't like it, don't watch it. Having a laugh at it isn't a big crime.

Which is why I got off the bus. At least if its on TV you can change the channel.

I dont understand, there was no where else on the bus for you to look or turn your attention to?
You had to get off a bus because two men where holding hands, f**king hell aren't you precious    You do realise what that makes you sound like, right?

As I said before, I didn't like it so I got off the bus so I didn't have to look at "them".

[ross4life]

I was in a similar situation to that of Archie a few years ago! in a Manchester Hotel i was down for breakfast & these two men directly across from me french kissed each other after handing over a birthday card.

Now i didn't get up & leave in disgust but they did put me off the sausages on my plate.

[fitzroyalty]

f**k me how can two men holding hands make ya get off the bus! I've seen my mates do worse to each other ffs. If I seen two men tackling each other I'd look away, just like I would if it was a man and a woman!

[JohnDenver]

Ya feckin eejit - they are probably "married" to one another!

Only one had a wedding ring on though.

Was getting the bus out of Belfast this evening and seen 2 men openly holding hands, and one of them even had a wedding ring on. Actually made me sick. Had to get off the bus and get a taxi instead. Couldn't look at them at all.

Maybe you should follow the advice you had on another thread:

Fair enough the jokes about Jade Goody and Harvey Price were a tad OTT but this is what Frankie Boyle is all about. If you don't like it, don't watch it. Having a laugh at it isn't a big crime.

Which is why I got off the bus. At least if its on TV you can change the channel.

I dont understand, there was no where else on the bus for you to look or turn your attention to?
You had to get off a bus because two men where holding hands, f**king hell aren't you precious    You do realise what that makes you sound like, right?

As I said before, I didn't like it so I got off the bus so I didn't have to look at "them".

They should have been made to get off the bus, not you. Or at least the bus driver should have gave them the verbal warning. Far too many bumders running around now in public.

[johnneycool]

Ya feckin eejit - they are probably "married" to one another!

Only one had a wedding ring on though.

Was getting the bus out of Belfast this evening and seen 2 men openly holding hands, and one of them even had a wedding ring on. Actually made me sick. Had to get off the bus and get a taxi instead. Couldn't look at them at all.

Maybe you should follow the advice you had on another thread:

Fair enough the jokes about Jade Goody and Harvey Price were a tad OTT but this is what Frankie Boyle is all about. If you don't like it, don't watch it. Having a laugh at it isn't a big crime.

Which is why I got off the bus. At least if its on TV you can change the channel.

I dont understand, there was no where else on the bus for you to look or turn your attention to?
You had to get off a bus because two men where holding hands, f**king hell aren't you precious    You do realise what that makes you sound like, right?

As I said before, I didn't like it so I got off the bus so I didn't have to look at "them".

They should have been made to get off the bus, not you. Or at least the bus driving should have gave them the verbal warning. Far too many bumders running around now in public.

sure they're all bus wankers anyway.   

[isourboydownyet]

Ya feckin eejit - they are probably "married" to one another!

Only one had a wedding ring on though.

Was getting the bus out of Belfast this evening and seen 2 men openly holding hands, and one of them even had a wedding ring on. Actually made me sick. Had to get off the bus and get a taxi instead. Couldn't look at them at all.

Maybe you should follow the advice you had on another thread:

Fair enough the jokes about Jade Goody and Harvey Price were a tad OTT but this is what Frankie Boyle is all about. If you don't like it, don't watch it. Having a laugh at it isn't a big crime.

Which is why I got off the bus. At least if its on TV you can change the channel.

i bet you wouldnt have got off the bus if 2 women were sticking there tongues down each others throat!

[Doogie Browser]

Donegal man fights population growth with novel approach...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-11989617

[Hardy]

Donegal man fights population growth with novel approach...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-11989617

And apparently nobody, not even the judge, took any notice that it's illegal to allow your dog to wander. Wrong party punished. What a country.

[RedandGreenSniper]

Donegal man fights population growth with novel approach...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-11989617

And apparently nobody, not even the judge, took any notice that it's illegal to allow your dog to wander. Wrong party punished. What a country.

Come on, he's hardly in the right now either to do what he did to the dog. Ways and means of addressing the issue without debollocking the poor fecker 

[Puckoon]

Sitting in work late looking at the cleaning woman and having a Seinfeld moment.

WTF. That surely means its time to go home.

[Tyrones own]

Sitting in work late looking at the cleaning woman and having a Seinfeld moment.

WTF. That surely means its time to go home.

Id say so...surely they don't pay you to sit and watch the cleaning lady   

[Puckoon]

Eh, they don't, no. That literal interpretation of my post is just a touch wide of the mark. They also don't pay me to walk out on timers and machines that aren't finished. Somedays it's just a battle between you and the clock, and you can't cheat the clock.

[ross4life]

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