Things that make you go What the F**k?

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Myles Na G.

#1305
June 09, 2010, 09:43:37 PM
Quote from: pintsofguinness on June 09, 2010, 09:28:35 PM
I opened a loaf of bread this morning and a moth flew out!
Why the excalamation mark? It was hardly going to drive out, was it?
:)

ludermor

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June 09, 2010, 09:49:19 PM
Quote from: Myles Na G. on June 09, 2010, 09:43:37 PM
Quote from: pintsofguinness on June 09, 2010, 09:28:35 PM
I opened a loaf of bread this morning and a moth flew out!
Why the excalamation mark? It was hardly going to drive out, was it?
:)
It would have used a wedge

móidín doire

#1307
June 17, 2010, 10:13:50 AM

Possibly a wind up; if not... wtf would you escape on a bulldozer... hardly a high speed get away... though definitely would take some stopping all the same.

From BBC.co.uk: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/world/europe/10333211.stm

Page last updated at 16:23 GMT, Wednesday, 16 June 2010 17:23 UK
Puppy thrown at German biker gang

A German student "mooned" a group of Hell's Angels and hurled a puppy at them before escaping on a stolen bulldozer, police have said.

The man drove up to a Hell's Angels clubhouse near Munich, wearing only a pair of shorts and carrying a puppy.

He dropped his shorts and threw the dog, escaping on a bulldozer from a nearby building site.

He was arrested later at home by police. The 26-year-old is said to have stopped taking depression medication.

After making his getaway on the bulldozer, he had driven so slowly that a 5km tailback built up behind him on the motorway.

After driving about 1km, he had abandoned the bulldozer in the middle of the motorway, near Allershausen. He continued his journey by hitchhiking.

"What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell's Angels is currently unclear," a police spokesman said.

The puppy is now being cared for in an animal shelter.

gerry

#1308
June 18, 2010, 11:34:50 AM
get your paint brush out, what a waste of 200,000 yoyos

Can painting a mountain restore a glacier?
God bless the hills of Dooish, be they heather-clad or lea,

johnneycool

#1311
June 22, 2010, 02:05:31 PM
Quote from: ballinaman on June 21, 2010, 01:44:11 AM
Sweet Jesus.....looks like something out of Alien...


http://news.ninemsn.com.au/health/1073546/anti-rape-female-condom-unveiled-for-world-cup

doesn't make sense, surely if you lose the root, it'd be easy enough to get off?

ziggysego

#1312
June 23, 2010, 10:04:04 PM
Testing Accessibility

Gabriel_Hurl

#1313
June 23, 2010, 10:12:53 PM
Sitting in a meeting around 1:30pm - and we got hit with an earhtquake - 5.5 on the Richter scale 

haranguerer

#1314
June 24, 2010, 06:12:32 PM
Quote from: johnneycool on June 22, 2010, 02:05:31 PM
Quote from: ballinaman on June 21, 2010, 01:44:11 AM
Sweet Jesus.....looks like something out of Alien...


http://news.ninemsn.com.au/health/1073546/anti-rape-female-condom-unveiled-for-world-cup

doesn't make sense, surely if you lose the root, it'd be easy enough to get off?

Surely it'd be handy enough for the rapist to check and remove it from the woman before doing the act??!

How thick is this doll? Who is going to go to a doctor knowing theres a lengthy jail term waiting for them? Theres bound to be other ways of getting them off - other ways would soon be found anyway. In the meantime, its done a great job of trapping any dna evidence for the rapist...

Great work  ::)

The Real Laoislad

#1315
June 24, 2010, 06:38:02 PM
A good sharp edge on a Stanley blade would get it off,it be just like stripping a bit of cable  :)
You'll Never Walk Alone.

Puckoon

#1318
June 24, 2010, 06:45:14 PM
Men are from Mars - this woman don't like Penis.
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