Things that make you go What the F**k?

[Tony Baloney]

Sick, twisted bastards.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/beds/bucks/herts/8588274.stm

[Puckoon]

Ive been following that case alright Tony - those bastards no longer deserve to live.

[Gabriel_Hurl]

New York native Carlos Simon-Timmerman bought a DVD of adult film star Lupe Fuentes at a flea market while vacationing in Venezuela, only to be stopped in San Juan, Puerto Rico on his way home where he was arrested and charged with illegal possession and transportation of images involving minors.

Facing a 20-year maximum prison sentence Simon-Timmerman thought he was done for, until RadarOnline.com learned that Fuentes herself flew to Puerto Rico on April 6, 2010 to appear in court, show documentation proving her age and ultimately set Simon-Timmerman free.

Simon-Timmerman spent two months in jail prior to the court case because a Special Agent of Immigration and Customs Enforcement had testified that Fuentes was "definitely" under the age of 18 in the video, as well as testimony from a pediatrician that had deemed her 100% underage; both of which Fuentes proved wrong when she showed up in court.

At the time Little Lupe the Innocent; Don't Be Fooled By Her Baby Face was produced, Fuentes was able to prove she was 19-years-old and all charges against Simon-Timmerman were dismissed. "Lupe walked into the courtroom and it was like a courtroom drama movie," Assistant Public Defender Hector L. Ramos-Vega said. "Justice was served and Carlos is a free man thanks to Lupe."

"Lupe is not only the world's youngest looking porn star, but a humanitarian who cares about justice and cares about her fans," Ramos-Vega concluded.

[Tony Baloney]

Ive been following that case alright Tony - those b**tards no longer deserve to live.

Would be my take on it too Puck.

[Celt_Man]

Ive been following that case alright Tony - those b**tards no longer deserve to live.

Would be my take on it too Puck.

That is one of the sickest thing I have ever read

[gerrykeegan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B6A4k1NCr4&feature=player_embedded

Bullfighter get done, not for the faint hearted!

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[muppet]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8658327.stm

German man 'marries' his dying cat


A German man has unofficially married his cat after the animal fell ill and vets told him it might not live much longer, Bild newspaper reports.
It says Uwe Mitzscherlich, 39, paid an actress 300 euros (£260,$395) to officiate at the ceremony, as marrying an animal is illegal in Germany.
Mr Mitzscherlich said he had wanted to tie the knot before his asthmatic cat Cecilia died.
The cat and groom have lived together for 10 years.
"Cecilia is such a trusting creature. We cuddle all the time and she has always slept in my bed," Mr Mitzscherlich, a postman from the eastern town of Possendorf, told Bild.
Actress Christin-Maria Lohri, who officiated the ceremony, was quoted as saying: "At first I thought it was a joke. But for Mr Mitzscherlich it's a dream come true".

[EagleLord]

creep

[Hardy]

What did he want to marry it fur? That's cat. He mustn't be feline well.

[Puckoon]

May have mentioned this before - but the speed at which the human body processes asparagus is just fecking mental.

[Zapatista]

Got a customer complaint the other day -

I bought (product) and when I went to use it it was off. It's not up to it's usual high standard.

I've had a really bad year. I had my handbag stolen containing my Engagement, phone, digital camera, make up personal items.

Would you know anyone who has a phone or digital camera? Do you know anyone who has a DVD player for my father who is in a nursing home?

Yours etc.

[Hardy]

Zapatista's reply:

Why are you blaming Sinn Féin for this? And if SF DID steal your handbag, they were acting in defence of their community and were implementing the mandate of the 1919 Dáil. You obviously have an anti-SF agenda. In any case ownership of DVDs, digital cameras and mobile phones is capitalist decadence and in flagrant defiance of the rights of workers to equal distribution of wealth.

F**k off, you Stoop!

[Zapatista]

Didn't realise it was you Hardy.

Glad you got my response and I hope it was satisfactory. I will now destroy you letter Samantha

[Declan]

http://m.theage.com.au/travel/travel-news/incywincy-spider-causes-world-of-pain-for-skinnydipping-tourist-20100514-v2hb.html

[passedit]

http://m.theage.com.au/travel/travel-news/incywincy-spider-causes-world-of-pain-for-skinnydipping-tourist-20100514-v2hb.html

Nigel Harrison wrote in the journal that the man had been bitten by a venomous katipo spider, which live in New Zealand sand dunes and attack only in self-defence.

Indeed?