Things that make you go What the F**k?

[gerry]

I would have to guess how it got it

[Minder]

Girl Buried Alive In Grisly Honour Killing


Last Updated 21:06 04/02/2010
Damien Pearse, Sky News Online
A 16-year-old girl was buried alive by relatives in a gruesome Turkish honour killing - because she befriended boys.

Acting on a tip-off, police discovered Medine Memi's body in a sitting position with her hands tied, in a two-metre-deep hole in a chicken pen outside her house.

A post mortem revealed that she had a significant amount of soil in her lungs and stomach, meaning that she was buried alive, foresic experts told the Anatolia agency.

The girl was discovered in Kahta town, Adiyaman province, 40 days after she went missing.

"The autopsy result is blood-curdling," one anonymous expert said.

"According to our findings, the girl - who had no bruises on her body and no sign of narcotics or poison in her blood - was alive and fully conscious when she was buried."
Medine's father and grandfather have been arrested and jailed pending trial over her killing, the agency said.The father is reported to have said in his testimony that the family was unhappy she had male friends.

In honour killings, most prevalent in Turkey's mainly Kurdish southeast, a so-called family council names a member to murder a female relative.

A victim is targeted if she is considered to have sullied the family honour, usually by engaging in an extra-marital affair.

But the practice has gone so far as to kill rape victims or women who simply talked to strange men.

[Hurler on the Bitch]

Better half phones on the mobile yesterday saying that the car has broken down! She says that she had just put petrol in it and it "just stopped" 200 yards up the road - adding that there "must be something wrong with the car as she found it hard to put the petrol in" ................... mind ticks over for a second ... what colour was the pump? says I .......... WELL, TO CUT A LONG STORY SHORT ... AA pickup and delivery to the door 95 hard-earned ones  .... mechanics today and 175 big ones .... ALL BECAUSE THE LADY CAN'T TELL f**king DEIESL FROM f**king UNLEADED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ps you may have seen this evening driving about BELFAST as I am the p***k in the car that looks as if it has thick white clouds coming out of the exhaust ... And I believe that Angie Phillips has said that there is a severe fog in the BELFAST area .. STUPID BITCH - NOT ANGIE BUT YER WAN INDOORS!!

[Declan]

False limbs expert struck off over 'wrong foot'
Astley Ainslie hospital
The claims relate to Malcolm Griffiths' time at the Astley Ainslie hospital

An artificial limbs specialist who fitted a left foot to a patient who had lost his right leg has been struck off.

Malcolm Griffiths admitted 16 charges relating to 11 patients at a rehabilitation clinic in Edinburgh.

The Health Professions Council heard complaints against Mr Griffiths, relating to his time at the Astley Ainslie Hospital.

One of the charges was he fitted a left foot to Patrick Morrison, 76, whose right foot had been removed.

The hearing heard that Mr Griffiths also failed to spot his error at two later check-ups.

Mr Morrison, from Bathgate, should have been given an artificial limb and right foot.

Mr Griffiths appeared before the conduct and competence committee of the Health Professions Council at the hearing in Edinburgh.

The charges he faced included fitting a lower limb with the wrong foot and and failing to provide adequate prosthetic care, which meant the socket required remaking.

Mr Morrison said he had been forced to have the limb fitted after an amputated toe became infected with MRSA following hospital treatment.

The specialist also faced several other claims relating to his time at the Astley Ainslie's rehabilitation centre.

These included failing to keep adequate notes, failing to carry out repairs and leaving a patient in pain.

Mr Griffiths' lawyer said his client admitted all the charges against him and requested that his name be removed from the health profession's register.

[Minder]

He deserved to be struck off, he really put his foot in it.

[Hardy]

Hasn't a leg to stand on.

[ziggysego]

Lads, these jokes aren't right. If you found out people were making jokes about you losing a foot in error, you'd be hopping mad!

[Zapatista]

Doesn't know his arse from his elbow.

[Asal Mor]

If Mr Morrison went dancing he could joke about having two left feet.

[Zapatista]

If Mr Morrison went dancing he could joke about having two left feet.

If he got lucky he might end up getting his leg over.

Seriously though he'd be a bit hit. He could do the hokeykokey in the four corners of the room simultaneously.

[Puckoon]

Boys you shouldnt be making fun of the poor man. Frankly -  its prosthetic.

[Zapatista]

Boys you shouldnt be making fun of the poor man. Frankly -  its prosthetic.

That's a lame effort at righteousness Puckoon.

[Puckoon]

You can level all the criticism you want at me zap - but I always endeavour to put my best foot forward.

[Minder]

Who is going to foot the bill for the inquiry that led to his dismissal?

[Puckoon]

That one was pretty limp minder.