Things that make you go What the F**k?

Started by The Real Laoislad, November 19, 2007, 05:54:25 PM

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5 Sams

Quote from: BarryBreensBandage on October 06, 2016, 06:03:40 PM
South Down A Minor final between Glenn & Ballyholland being played in An Riocht.........wtf

+1  ???
60,61,68,91,94
The Aristocrat Years

stew

f**k, my mate Seamus who played for home farm and is the best coach I ever worked with had been given less than a year after getting cancer, he bought my business in Wisconsin and was thriving as he is such a tremendous technical trainer.

I don't know were to turn, I am in tears half the f**king time and would rather coup than see anyone else I care for dead or dying, this is awful, wtf!?
Armagh, the one true love of a mans life.

No wides

Will Young leaving strictly making the one o clock news - who gives a f**k!

Aristo 60

BBC reporting on a BBC programme

The Late Late show interviewing RTE personalities

Its all the same - sell the airtime with own brand stuff

seafoid

Disturbing

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/oct/17/educate-teenagers-porn-attitudes-sex-parents-schools
"A national study of sex in the US found that, in a culture where pornography is used without analysis as sex education – and 60% of teens of both sexes use pornography in this way – girls' sexuality is damaged. Their experience of sex becomes "a performance for male pleasure". In both Britain and the US, rates of teenage pregnancy have fallen significantly in recent years – the obvious conclusion made in both countries is that vaginal intercourse has gone out of fashion, as oral and anal sex are held up instead as the ideal."
"f**k it, just score"- Donaghy   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbxG2WwVRjU

Franko

That's a fairly big jump to reach that conclusion.  Nothing to do with education on birth control. There's probably an element of truth in there but that ridiculous conclusion belittles the point they're trying to make.

seafoid

http://gizmodo.com/the-fembots-of-ashley-madison-1726670394

Yesterday I published the results of my analysis of the Ashley Madison member database, which contained 37 million profiles of people seeking discreet affairs. What I discovered was that, at most, about 12 thousand of these profiles seemed to belong to women who were active on the site. The rest of the 5.5 million women had profiles that appeared to have been abandoned directly after they were created.



Once the man struck up a conversation, the bot would say things like this:

Hmmmm, when I was younger I used to sleep with my friend's boyfriends. I guess old habits die hard although I could never sleep with their husbands.
I'm sexy, discreet, and always up for kinky chat. Would also meet up in person if we get to know each other and think there might be a good connection. Does this sound intriguing?"
It's unclear what else the engager would say—either the bots really are this simple, or further chat phrases weren't in the code. Most likely, based on what I saw from other bot code, the bot would urge the man to pay credits to talk further.

Mr. Falcon pointed out that there's actually a special bot service, called "RunChatBotXmppGuarentee.service.php," apparently designed just for interactions with customers who paid the premium $250 for a "guaranteed affair."
"f**k it, just score"- Donaghy   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbxG2WwVRjU

seafoid

Geldof

Asked if he would move to Ireland in the event of a hard Brexit, he said: "I would, because when I left in the 1970s I just couldn't live here [in Ireland]. There was nothing for me here, just to be like me.
"And so, over the last decade or so, it has become - this sounds self-aggrandising and I don't mean it to be... and many Irish people disagree with me and will say he's talking through his a*** - but I just feel more comfortable here and I have never felt uncomfortable in England until now
"f**k it, just score"- Donaghy   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbxG2WwVRjU

HiMucker


muppet

MWWSI 2017

HiMucker

I thought I detected an Irish accent??.  No??
Nut job anyway

muppet

Quote from: HiMucker on October 23, 2016, 09:52:14 PM
I thought I detected an Irish accent??.  No??
Nut job anyway

Sounds like an elocuted northern accent?

Definitely not Mayyyy-oooohh!
MWWSI 2017

seafoid

Quote from: HiMucker on October 23, 2016, 09:52:14 PM
I thought I detected an Irish accent??.  No??
Nut job anyway
Is it Jackie Fullerton ?

I think he must be talking about the slua si. Maybe Aoibheall
Max is neither alive nor dead. He is in a third state like Deutsche Bank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrYdN3ghyQ4
"f**k it, just score"- Donaghy   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbxG2WwVRjU

seafoid

Quote from: muppet on October 23, 2016, 10:15:20 PM
Quote from: HiMucker on October 23, 2016, 09:52:14 PM
I thought I detected an Irish accent??.  No??
Nut job anyway

Sounds like an elocuted northern accent?

Definitely not Mayyyy-oooohh!
Would you shtop
"f**k it, just score"- Donaghy   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbxG2WwVRjU