Things that make you go What the F**k?

[Tony Baloney]

Rupert Murdoch getting engaged to Jerry Hall.

What?!

[Tony Baloney]

Rupert Murdoch getting engaged to Jerry Hall.

What?!

Just Googled it. FFS!

[ludermor]

Media mogul Rupert Murdoch and actress-model Jerry Hall are to get married.
They announced their engagement in the births, marriages and deaths section of the Times newspaper, which is owned by Mr Murdoch's News Corporation company.
It will be the fourth marriage for Mr Murdoch, 84, and the first for Miss Hall, 59, although she lived with singer Sir Mick Jagger for many years.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35289355

[seafoid]

Rupert Murdoch getting engaged to Jerry Hall.

Lupert Voldemort?
Wow

[MoChara]

[Hardy]

In fairness, Jack escapes the charge of  being stuck in the Seventeenth Century.

[Aristo 60]

http://www.rte.ie/sport/mma/2016/0113/759779-oireachtas-to-consider-putting-mcgregor-on-1-coin/

[seafoid]

MoneyGram 's s market cap is less than its Debt

[Franko]

MoneyGram 's s market cap is less than its Debt

You are easily shocked.

[seafoid]

Denmark proposing that any asylum seeker looking for assistance has to be without assets.

[seafoid]

Denmark proposing that any asylum seeker looking for assistance has to be without assets.

[ballinaman]

https://twitter.com/jamesmcc14/status/687398562951467008

Anthony Durkin vs James McClean on twitter 

[armaghniac]

131 year old man with wife 69 years younger! If most people had a wife 69 years younger they'd be arrested.
http://www.breakingnews.ie/discover/officials-reckon-theyve-found-a-131-year-old-man-alive-and-well-in-brazil-715607.html

[Orior]

Someone who isn't Seafoid created a new thread

http://gaaboard.com/board/index.php?topic=26613.0

[illdecide]

Policeman to stand trial for contempt over 'judge arrest threat'
10 minutes ago
From the section Northern Ireland
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Mr Carlin appeared in court dressed in his PSNI uniform
A policeman who allegedly approached one of Northern Ireland's most senior judges and threatened to arrest him is to go on trial for contempt of court.
Thomas Anthony Carlin was dressed in uniform as he attended Belfast's Royal Courts of Justice again on Thursday.
He declined to apologise for his actions at an earlier hearing.
He also rejected an offer of legal representation and asked to have a jury decide on his behaviour towards Lord Justice Gillen.
But another judge refused his request, instead listing the case to be heard by him next week.
Mr Justice Horner said: "I'm going to arrange for a trial to take place on this issue of whether or not there has been contempt in the face of the court.
"I will hear it, there will not be a jury."
He also warned the policeman that, if found guilty, he could be fined or sent to prison.
Mr Carlin's alleged outburst came at the end of a ruling in a house repossession case in the High Court on Tuesday.
'Threat to arrest judge'
The 43-year-old had been representing himself in the legal battle with Santander bank over a property in County Antrim.
At the end of the hearing, he allegedly got up and moved towards the bench, claiming he was going to arrest Lord Justice Gillen.
Security and court staff intervened before he was led from the courtroom.
He was arrested on suspicion of two counts of common assault, but subsequently released without charge.
The Police Ombudsman was also notified.
Mr Carlin is alleged to have interrupted proceedings without justification, refused to resume his seat, approached the presiding judge, threatened to arrest him without lawful excuse and physically interfered with a court tipstaff.
He had been given until Thursday to secure a lawyer, apologise and provide an explanation for his behaviour.
Refusal to apologise
But shortly after entering the courtroom again, Mr Carlin made his position clear.
He told Mr Justice Horner: "I believe for me to apologise to the court would be abandoning my defence."
The offer of legal assistance from a law firm that deals with the Police Federation was also turned down.
Mr Carlin further said: "I acted in my capacity as a police officer, I believed a crime had been committed (and) it was outrageous in nature.
"I believe the tipstaff and court staff who intervened... obstructed me in the execution of my duty."
At one stage Mr Justice Horner asked if he denied the alleged behaviour set out in writing.
"I completely dispute those facts," the officer replied.
The judge then cautioned him: "You realise that should you be found guilty of contempt in the face of the court you will be liable for a number of penalties including imprisonment."
Mr Carlin responded that he would comply with the findings of a jury.
However, he was told to turn up on Monday for a trial to be decided by Mr Justice Horner alone.